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Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: BeEx Facebook Group - for those with no real friends

myoptika wrote:
A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).
Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?

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Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:48 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
myoptika wrote:
A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).
Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?

Image


Breakfast.

Happy to help.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:50 ]
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As an aside I spotted ikea selling some nice pint-sized glass tankards the other day. They looked quite handy, but I resisted given that I'm not a regular beer-swiller.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:51 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
but I resisted given that I'm not a regular beer-swiller.


They're very good for water.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:55 ]
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And places to put flowers.

Author:  romanista [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:59 ]
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i don't have facebook, just the dutch equivalent, hyves ..

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:02 ]
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Kern wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
but I resisted given that I'm not a regular beer-swiller.


They're very good for water.

Buy one and start swilling beer, clearly.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:03 ]
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Beer is not in the food budget :)

I think if I was a mild alcoholic/smoker like a lot of people seem to be, then yes, the cost of living would seem prohibitively high. I could wax for ages about how poor people who smoke are twats, but I won't. They're twats though.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:11 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Ange wrote:
I love Facebook and looking at random people's profiles.


Look at mine, I'm lovely. There's pictures of me being not very old at all, and pictures of doughnuts, and pictures of me rutting, and pictures of an inflatable sex sheep.

8)
Urban Dictionary wrote:
Rutting
Having sexual intercourse
"We was rutting all night"

:o

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:21 ]
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Not that kind of rutting. A more Deeresque type. With antlers and all.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:34 ]
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Bizaarely, Baden-Powell dedicates a whole chapter of 'Rovering to Success' to the rutting season. Apparently it's just a stage young men pass through.

[EDITED to remove Freudian slip]

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:40 ]
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I mention I have pictures of me rutting, and all of a sudden the friend requests came flooding in. Coincidence? I think not.

I did a search for rutting, and came across a rather disturbing, possibly NSFW, story

Not that type of rutting, either.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:48 ]
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Quote:
If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.


Excellent use of punctuation there.

Author:  Joans [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:29 ]
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Note to self, use facebook more often.

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:32 ]
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Joans wrote:
Note to self, use facebook more often.


You can add me!! You can be my friend ^.^

Katania Jane Caslin Seymour

ME! hehe. Only one on there so easy peasey!

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:33 ]
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I don't like having friends, especially friends I don't know.

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:35 ]
Post subject:  FACEBOOK!

HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!

Author:  myp [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:36 ]
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I am.

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:37 ]
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My mum is :S

I'm not.

Author:  Joans [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:37 ]
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We have a group (there's a topic somewhere about it somewhere) started by a certain GazChap, dunno if you've heard of him?
(I actually thought that was how you might have wound up here).

Just nose about on his profile and you should find those of us that want to be found.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:39 ]
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I am on facebook, but I use it mostly to pointedly ignore people I can barely stand. Two BETEOs are on my list, which baffling includes myoptika although I'm not sure why. Must remember to delete him soon. Sheepeh is the other one, but I actually speak to him to a reasonable extent which justifies his presence on my esteemed list of awesome.

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:39 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
I don't like having friends, especially friends I don't know.


I was talking to Joans really, but whatever floats the proverbial boat Mr.Angry face, 'tis fine

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:39 ]
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Joans wrote:
We have a group (there's a topic somewhere about it somewhere) started by a certain GazChap, dunno if you've heard of him?

She's obviously not been stalking me that much. Phew.

Could this be the topic that breaks the "no deletion" policy? Let's hope so... :DD

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:40 ]
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I didn't mean you m'dear, I meant people in general. I hate people in general, the fuckers.

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:41 ]
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Oooooh *goes off and logs onto le Facebook*

I'm the one with the scary long name and huge norks.

Author:  myp [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:42 ]
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ComicalGnomes wrote:
I am on facebook, but I use it mostly to pointedly ignore people I can barely stand. Two BETEOs are on my list, which baffling includes myoptika although I'm not sure why. Must remember to delete him soon. Sheepeh is the other one, but I actually speak to him to a reasonable extent which justifies his presence on my esteemed list of awesome.


I don't love you anymore.

Author:  kalmar [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:42 ]
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0_o

Author:  devilman [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:44 ]
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Shin wrote:
I'm the one with the scary long name and huge norks.


Expect a lot of friend requests.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:47 ]
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I've seen some of the messages she receives, I honestly doubt whether you guys could come up with anything even remotely as deranged as they were.

Author:  devilman [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:47 ]
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GazChap wrote:
I've seen some of the messages she receives, I honestly doubt whether you guys could come up with anything even remotely as deranged as they were.


That sounds like a challenge.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:48 ]
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Did someone mention num nums?

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: BeEx Facebook Group - for those with no real friends

I believe this has just been mergelated. Either that or I've been drinking.

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: Poker Night IV

ComicalGnomes wrote:
I didn't mean you m'dear, I meant people in general. I hate people in general, the fuckers.


I don't feel quite so sad and 'shunned' now :)

Awww, people are okay, just gotta weed out the good one's! Takes a while,. but it's worth it. I'm naturally friendly :p in a syrupy-sickly-way

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:50 ]
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Both of the above.

Author:  Dudley [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:51 ]
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He really does hate everyone, the little scamp.

Author:  devilman [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:54 ]
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Shin wrote:
Awww, people are okay, just gotta weed out the good ones!


I believe CG plans on doing that, but with a scythe.

Author:  Joans [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 16:56 ]
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Facebook wrote:
Katania Jane Caslin Seymour has 379 friends.


You're obviously a little less strict than Mr Gnomes. ;)

Author:  Dudley [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:02 ]
Post subject:  Re: FACEBOOK!

Shin wrote:
HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!


I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:03 ]
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*Laughs*

I likes people :)

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: BeEx Facebook Group - for those with no real friends

I am also on acebook.

Which was a typo that I can't be bothered to correct.

Still, always happy to add girls with large breasts to my list of esteemed friends.

Author:  Joans [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:08 ]
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Dudley wrote:
Shin wrote:
HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!


I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...



Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.

No offence Duds :p

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:12 ]
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Ooooh I'm on the groupage! Must change profile picture as I look entirely to sweet to be real there...


MASS ADD-AGE!! *Rawr*

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:15 ]
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I am on facebook, called Dave, and in the beteo group. And generaly will add someone who seeks to add me. With the exception of the woman who's just tried, who has 400 male friends and 0 female friends. I cannot help but feel there's something a bit dodgy there.

Author:  kalmar [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:16 ]
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Wait, there's girls with big breasts on facebook?
Why did nobody tell me this?

Author:  Dudley [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: FACEBOOK!

Joans wrote:
Dudley wrote:
Shin wrote:
HIYA!

Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??

Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!


I am. You may add me if you find me.

Which isn't tricky.

I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...



Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.

No offence Duds :p


*Dissolves into tears*

Author:  Shin [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:18 ]
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There are loads of big breasted ladies on facebook *grins in a knowing way*

I accepted add-age from Malcom! Yayeth! :p

Author:  Malc [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:19 ]
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I've just gone through all the people in the group that were not my friend and requested adding. If I've done this before to you and declined, then sorry for the spam.

Malcolm Macdonald from Plymouth...

Malc

Author:  Da5e [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:21 ]
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I forgot I had a Facebook; I started it so I could gawk at you lovely lot. People have been having conversations on my 'wall'.

Author:  Joans [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:21 ]
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Nice timing there Malc. ;)

Author:  DBSnappa [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 17:22 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
myoptika wrote:
A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).
Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?

Image


I've heard them called Bucket-on-a-stick

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