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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:05 
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Hello beautiful and intelligent people.

We have the annual school Easter Egg competition fast approaching. I have ordered an egg (well, six), one which needs to be hard boiled and decorated. It must be a single egg.

Last year we made a stegosaurus. So this year I feel like we need to have some kind of egg pun.

I can’t think of any group of people better suited to offer up egg puns than folks here.

It’ll have to be something quite simple as a six year old is going to be helping me paint/stick it together, but there is no theme or anything.

Obviously family friendly, and appealing to kids would be good, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:07 
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Bill and Ted's Eggcellent Adventure

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
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The Beatles White Albumin
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:14 
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Yolklahoma!


This.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:18 
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Dress the egg up as a high school teacher in a gang infested school and when asked about it say it's Dangerous Minds and that's Pfeiffer, Michelle.

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:22 
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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:26 
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Kern wrote:
Bill and Ted's Eggcellent Adventure

Christopher Egglestone

Yolklahoma!

I’d have to choose Bill OR Ted (the rule is one egg, sadly) but I don’t think 5-6 year olds would know most of these, sadly. But they’re great!

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Egg Sheeren is great.

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:37 
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Teggytubies?

Hey Deggie? Hey Duggegg?

Eggerphant?

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:39 
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Accrington Stanley.


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:40 
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I said we should make it look like a lightbulb for Thomas Eggison

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 20:57 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2022 22:25 
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BikNorton wrote:
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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
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I said we should make it look like a lightbulb for Thomas Eggison

That's a good one.


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 8:32 
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Low effort, Humpty Dumpty

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:02 
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Paint it white, make some little red gloves and booties for it and you’ve got Dizzy! ;) Could even do the other Yolk Folk, although no-one will get the references I expect.


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:20 
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An eggs-olotol?

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:21 
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Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch?

Dr Strange/Sherlock vibes.


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:22 
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How about Professor Eggs from Marvel's The Eggs Men?


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:41 
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DavPaz wrote:
How about Professor Eggs from Marvel's The Eggs Men?

Very easy to do, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 11:44 
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The Prime Minister. He's a complete...

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 18:34 
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Low effort, Humpty Dumpty

I’m 50/50 undecided whether to go for the Humpry Dimpty idea or try to make a Willy Wonka egg.

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Humpry Dimpty


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 0:01 
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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2022 13:59 
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We ended up going for Willy Wonkegg and the Chocolate Egg Factory.

It’s not finished as we need to stick the woogly eyes on.


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krazywookie wrote:
Humpry Dimpty

:DD

Just seen this :D

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Mimi wrote:
We ended up going for Willy Wonkegg and the Chocolate Egg Factory.

It’s not finished as we need to stick the woogly eyes on.

That's eggcellant!

Will D get to wear his outfit again too? :)

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:09 
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That little hat and jacket is cute.

At first glance I was not sure if the little bit of felt was a bow tie or a moustache.

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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:23 
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It has some pen detail on the bowtie now, and a face. Darwin and I got the glue gun out and he stuck all the hat, eyes etc in properly, and he painted all of the bits and bobs and stuck LOTS of things on it. The sign says Willy Wonkegg’s Chocolate Egg Factory.


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That's brilliant Mimi (and D!)!


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 Post subject: Re: Eggs
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 13:22 
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Yeah, really lovely and great to keep a theme running too. :)

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