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Author:  markg [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:24 ]
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Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:36 ]
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Yeah, we’ve put it back out figuring the same.

I know, @Warhead! As I was setting it up the smell of the peanut butter made me accidentally eat some :D
Author:  Squirt [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:50 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Yeah, we’ve put it back out figuring the same.

I know, @Warhead! As I was setting it up the smell of the peanut butter made me accidentally eat some :D

Now I know what bait to use in my huge Mimi Trap in case Mimi gets into my loft space and won't come down.

Live catch, of course!
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:01 ]
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:DD
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:48 ]
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Don't forget to switch your Ultra Sonic Mimi deterrents off.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 15:48 ]
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markg wrote:
Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.

Second mouse is caught. The trap is effective at least.
Author:  Warhead [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 16:25 ]
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Mimi wrote:
markg wrote:
Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.

Second mouse is caught. The trap is effective at least.

Are you sure it's not the first one? It might have hitched a lift back with you after its day out.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 16:32 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
markg wrote:
Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.

Second mouse is caught. The trap is effective at least.

Are you sure it's not the first one? It might have hitched a lift back with you after its day out.


Take it to where the first one was dropped off so they can have a "fancy meeting you here" conversation
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 16:34 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
markg wrote:
Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.

Second mouse is caught. The trap is effective at least.

Are you sure it's not the first one? It might have hitched a lift back with you after its day out.


Haha, I hope not. I think it’s about a mile and a half away that he’s gone.
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 16:35 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
markg wrote:
Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.

Second mouse is caught. The trap is effective at least.

Are you sure it's not the first one? It might have hitched a lift back with you after its day out.


Take it to where the first one was dropped off so they can have a "fancy meeting you here" conversation

Russell has taken her away, and he’s a creature of high habit and low imagination, so I dare say they’ll be going to the same place.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 17:00 ]
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Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
markg wrote:
Definitely worth putting the trap back out again, often more than one mouse.

Second mouse is caught. The trap is effective at least.

Are you sure it's not the first one? It might have hitched a lift back with you after its day out.


Take it to where the first one was dropped off so they can have a "fancy meeting you here" conversation

Russell has taken her away, and he’s a creature of high habit and low imagination, so I dare say they’ll be going to the same place.

Ha! I went in the opposite direction. Your already low expectations of me were ever so slightly exceeded!
Author:  Mimi [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 17:28 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Ha! I went in the opposite direction. Your already low expectations of me were ever so slightly exceeded!

You split them up? You monster.
Author:  Kern [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 17:45 ]
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Gamify it. Mark each mouse with a different colour. When sufficient mice have been caught and marked, everyone in the house chooses a colour to back. If your mouse reappears in the trap, you win.

Or, mark them with a dot every time they get caught. 3 dots and they ["have a happy retirement"]
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 19:36 ]
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If you marked the mice, released them, and then recaught the same one later (after catching others) you will be able to estimate the mouse population. A similar thing was done to estimate how many tanks Hitler had, based on serial numbers, and also to work out how many prostitutes there were in Sheffield.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 19:58 ]
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Catch and release on tanks feels like a terrible plan
Author:  Squirt [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 20:08 ]
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But serial numbers on Sheffield prostitutes sounds like a sensible stock management technique.
Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Aug 05, 2021 20:36 ]
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Squirt wrote:
But serial numbers on Sheffield prostitutes sounds like a sensible stock management technique.

Indeed. It would help those playing Poke-her-man Go track what they've already "caught", for both meanings of the word
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:10 ]
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Anything today?
Author:  krazywookie [ Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:55 ]
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Mouse has learned: Check For Traps
Author:  Mimi [ Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:20 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Anything today?

Yep, mouse the third has said goodbye early this morning. Just been back out there and there’s nothing so far but I’d be unsurprised to find a few more. If I had the means I’d get rid of the shed and build one up the far end of the garden. With a greenhouse.
Author:  Mimi [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:20 ]
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Mouse 4 is off on his car journey.
Author:  Mimi [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:21 ]
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This is the most the car has been used since February 2020.
Author:  devilman [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:59 ]
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Word has got out that you're offering free car rides to mice to help them start a new life.
Author:  Trooper [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:08 ]
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Mouse uber
Author:  Kern [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:12 ]
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Mimi's Mouse Mover:

Image
Author:  MaliA [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 13:55 ]
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Number five?
Author:  Mimi [ Sat Aug 07, 2021 17:51 ]
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I would drive that mousemobile.

We got in the car today, and I said maybe Darwin or I would drive instead. Darwin said don’t be silly, we aren’t old enough to drive (unlike daddy!) :D

No mouse number 5 yet (just checked) but hopefully by tomorrow. I guess it would be better if there were no number 5, but somehow it seems wrong that there’d be an odd number. Once there was a Number 4, I just assumed there’s be a Number 5.
Author:  Mimi [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 8:25 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Number five?

This morning.

So I reckon either that’s it or there will be seven.
Author:  nickachu [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:18 ]
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Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?
Author:  Trooper [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 10:33 ]
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nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?


Completely different, this mouse had glasses and a moustache.
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:44 ]
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Trooper wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?


Completely different, this mouse had glasses and a moustache.


Ah, the Lupin school of disguise.
Author:  Mimi [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:46 ]
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nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?

Honestly if the mouse keeps walking back two miles from different directions each day then he totally deserves a permanent spot in the shed.

But yes, they’ve not all been the same size.
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:54 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Trooper wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?


Completely different, this mouse had glasses and a moustache.


Ah, the Lupin school of disguise.


"il y a une souris avec de grandes fausses oreilles et de grandes fausses dents!"
"Ne pas vrais! C'est Lupin!"
"Non, c'est lapin"

FIN
Author:  MaliA [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:56 ]
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That was far funnier in my head
Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 11:59 ]
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MaliA wrote:
"That was far funnier in my head" - Malia, 2021
Author:  Warhead [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 13:03 ]
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Mimi wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?

Honestly if the mouse keeps walking back two miles from different directions each day then he totally deserves a permanent spot in the shed.

But yes, they’ve not all been the same size.

They'll have walked off some fat getting back to you, hence, they are different sizes.
Author:  Warhead [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 13:04 ]
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Trooper wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?


Completely different, this mouse had glasses and a moustache.


Ah, the Lupin school of disguise.


"il y a une souris avec de grandes fausses oreilles et de grandes fausses dents!"
"Ne pas vrais! C'est Lupin!"
"Non, c'est lapin"

FIN

I cried!
Author:  Mimi [ Sun Aug 08, 2021 13:12 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Are you certain they're not the same mouse coming back? Do they look different?

Honestly if the mouse keeps walking back two miles from different directions each day then he totally deserves a permanent spot in the shed.

But yes, they’ve not all been the same size.

They'll have walked off some fat getting back to you, hence, they are different sizes.


They’re putting it straight back on with all the peanut butter, then :D
Author:  MaliA [ Mon Aug 09, 2021 14:42 ]
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Any today?
Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Aug 09, 2021 14:46 ]
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Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Number five?

This morning.

So I reckon either that’s it or there will be seven.

Why do mice have to be in odd numbers?
Author:  Mimi [ Mon Aug 09, 2021 15:17 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Any today?

Yes, one this morning, so there will have to be one tomorrow.
Author:  Mimi [ Mon Aug 09, 2021 15:17 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Number five?

This morning.

So I reckon either that’s it or there will be seven.

Why do mice have to be in odd numbers?

Aesthetics. Like when you’re arranging flowers.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 8:00 ]
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Seven.

So, we’ve ordered a second trap.
Author:  NervousPete [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:08 ]
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Is it possible the mice lurk on this forum, and have mistaken Mr Russell's avatar for their God?

I've always built my own human mousetraps. A big red plastic bin with a book-ramp going up to the brim, and then a trusty piece of cardboard just stiff enough to take the weight of a mouse for the first part, but when they walk to the end to get the piece of chocolate / peanut butter the cardboard rapidly flops down under their weight depositing them within friend prison-bin. I then awaken to see the mouse gamely jumping up and down.

It's worked for three mice so far, and happily the big park isn't too far away!
Author:  GazChap [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:16 ]
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I remember I ended up with a mouse in my bedroom as a child, thanks to absolutely awful cleaning routines (like most kids I rarely tidied my bedroom, but I used to eat all sorts of snacks and stuff up there and just leave loads of mess on the floor)

I have a vivid memory of hearing something move in the early evening, and then seeing my Jurassic Park branded swimbag move slightly on the carpet, so I picked it up and there was a little mousey bugger staring back up at me - for a split second at least, before he fucked off into the skirting.

Told my parents, and we cleaned out my room and we never saw them again, but my Dad told me that if I ever saw a mouse, the chances are that there are at least 10-20 more just out of view.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:45 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Told my parents, and we cleaned out my room and we never saw them again


Sorry to hear that dude. I had no idea you were orphaned.
Author:  Kern [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:50 ]
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GazChap wrote:
seeing my Jurassic Park branded swimbag move slightly on the carpet,


The domestic version of the cups of water on the parcel shelf.
Author:  GazChap [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:59 ]
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Mimi wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Told my parents, and we cleaned out my room and we never saw them again


Sorry to hear that dude. I had no idea you were orphaned.

:DD

Kern wrote:
GazChap wrote:
seeing my Jurassic Park branded swimbag move slightly on the carpet,


The domestic version of the cups of water on the parcel shelf.

Also :DD
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Aug 10, 2021 16:31 ]
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NervousPete wrote:
I've always built my own human mousetraps.

Do you put the cheese in their mouth or their arse?
Author:  MaliA [ Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:15 ]
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I'm hoping for double trap action today
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