Be Excellent To Each Other

Further geographical FTFY.

You pair of Grammarians.

Further FTFY.

Isn't that a bit like saying "If it wasn't for lightbulbs, I'd light my house with candles"...? Gayness....

This is the same man who took CoD4 BACK TO THE SHOP, yes, that's correct, back. To. The. Shop. Call of Duty 4, critically acclaimed n'all that jazz, because the PS3 online system is SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT!

Having both is best. Zio, can't you sell your body on the streets instead? Or knives/drugs to kids?

flis raises a good point.

Zio, what's your body like- any good? I'm feeling a bit, y'know, 'lonely' at the moment and could do with some special company. I'd pay you a fair price. £5 an inch, or £20 an hour, take your pick.

Depends. Where do you live and would you come to me or would I have to come to you? There's no bloody point if all the money I make ends up going on petrol!

Don't listen to him, Zio! I have some awesome magic beans I'll trade for your crappy 360 instead!

Tsk, ZX81's are shit for doorstops.

I'm currently using a BBC Master. Just *don't* accidently kick it or let it fall over. Those things couldn't be more solid if built from solid concrete!

Elitist.

CUS' persuasion in this thread makes me want to buy a second 360.

Why, what happened to yours? I'd assumed you'd just tired of playing TF2 with us or summat...

Also: Hoorah! Now give me your wallet.

I still have it, duh! I was so swayed by your awesome powers, I wanted another one for a moment. Also, have you accepted me re-friend-request? After you removed me and made me sad. Cunt.

Oh, sorry. Let me explain. Various bezzies off here decided to block me on Live! because they misunderstood a perfectly nice thing that I said, and decided 'Roight, that's enuff of CUS and his hate'. Missing the irony entirely that they were quite literally ganging up on me in reactionary twattiness, and are quite genuinely unpleasant - attacking, belligerence up the wazzoo, whereas I am merely strong of opinion (and as frequently proven, entirely willing and ready to apologise when wrong, and make amends when required - a recent example being that I was in a sulky pissy mood when replying on WoS in the 'Stu' thread, having just had my iPhone stolen. Which I admitted and apologised for, and made clear that it had nothing to do with the thread or forum. Because that's the kind of decent guy that I am).

However, I am in a minority, and so am therefore obviously wrong and a liar. Much like that Jesus guy. Unfortunately, when I said this, it was seen as some kind of proof that I really am that up my own arse that I think I'm Jesus. LOL. Unfortunately, unpleasant and thuggish gangs of snooty chums rarely understand dry humour. Or, really, much of anything, it seems.

Also, I can't find my Really Long Network Cable, so can't get my 360 online at the mo. But when I am, I'd be happy to play something with you.

If you can't find your network cable, I might have something suitable that I could send, depending on the length you need (fnar)

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Populuar quote at my local Church, that.

('Five year olds, Dude.')

Devilman, if you've got something you reckon is long enough to satisfy me, I'd happily pay you for it, sir. Be it on your shop?

I will always love you, CUS. Never delete me again!

I have played a game on XBL with CUS.

It's like I'm a disciple or something.

You've also shared bread and wine with me!

Well. Sat nearby drinking whilst I drank cider and stole Craster's nachos.

However, this does mean that someone at that Beard Beer Bash would be Judas. A backstabber. I can't for the life of me... JBR! OF COURSE! THE ONE I LEAST SUSPECTED!

Also:

Zio! So, whatcha doing about console selling, sir?

Nah, it's just a spare one I've got lying around. Any idea how long a cable you'll need? I'll dig it out later and if it's suitable I'll just send it on to you as I've no need for it.

why didn;t make microsoft a version of IE for the 360 though? scared it might get hacxored or something? it would havbe been a easy addition wouldn't it?

personally think the 360/wii (which has a nice browser) combi is ideal for this gen at this point

(or just the 360 alone, if you don't have a Wii already...)

@devilman: um... well, it's got to go across a landing, down some stairs, and then across a hall. At least 20 metres I'd have thought, if you've got it. However, I am awful judge of measurements, and I don't have anything to measure with. A LOT, basically - I'm still happy to pay you

Wii and 360 is what all the cool guys are playing!

So it seems...

I'm still thinking the 360 is the one for the chop though. I really want those new Wipeout games!

Besides which, in my dreams, I'll have money again one day and once more will I own a 360. But this time one of those groovy white Premium ones and not the frankly-arse-looking black Elite ones!

On a side note: I hate selling my games stuff. Everytime I see photos of some sad git's collection in Retro Gamer or something like that, I weep for all the games I've owned and then sold. That's why I'm taking my Megadrive, Saturn and Dreamcast stuff to the grave with me.

Ban Request: Zio.
Reason: mentalist.

Yes! Truly I am blessed.

Zio's two-minute ban is now up.
Let's hope he's learnt his lesson.

@devilman! I have found my Really Long Networking Cable! Thank you, good sir, but I am no longer in need for you to slip me a nice thick length.

*sobs* Spurned again.

I think I'll personally hold off of grabbing a PS3 still until someone with enough talent hacks the thing wide open and allows a new homebrew era to begin.


Man, I think my hax0red Dreamcast, hax0red PSOne, hax0red PSP, hax0red DS and hax0red XBox have spoiled me too much these past 8 years!

I salute and halfheartedly cheer this sentiment.

As for Zio, FINE. I can live with that - the PS3 still has a shot of being a decent games machine by the end of the year, so no laser death for you. However, if you attempt to buy a copy of MGS4, I will kill your entire county.

Any role in a storm, friend. I am a role tart.

But I left before I had the urge to really back stab anyone. Or garden the wrong way, or...