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Author: | Jem [ Sat Mar 09, 2024 7:47 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: Jem wrote: Warhead wrote: Dad of three, 37, taking part in World Sex Championships My favourite part, taken out of context: "Jax is getting paid £3,000 for entering..." Woah woah woah, why am I only just hearing about this... Because it doesn't seem to be real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_se ... ition_hoax Damn it |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:17 ] |
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Jem wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: Jem wrote: Warhead wrote: Dad of three, 37, taking part in World Sex Championships My favourite part, taken out of context: "Jax is getting paid £3,000 for entering..." Woah woah woah, why am I only just hearing about this... Because it doesn't seem to be real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_se ... ition_hoax Damn it On the up side, there’s clearly a gap in the market. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:04 ] |
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My second favourite part of yesterday was the story about the bloke who found a bomb down the road from us. He took it home in his van "to clean it up", realised it was bomb, then drove in his van to put it back where he found it. My favourite part was the newspaper article about a second bomb that was found in a house in the area with the police advice of "Please stop taking bombs home". https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/li ... e-28804451 |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Mar 13, 2024 14:40 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: Jem wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: Jem wrote: Warhead wrote: Dad of three, 37, taking part in World Sex Championships My favourite part, taken out of context: "Jax is getting paid £3,000 for entering..." Woah woah woah, why am I only just hearing about this... Because it doesn't seem to be real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_se ... ition_hoax Damn it On the up side, there’s clearly a gap in the market. The story has appeared in lots of regional newspapers, probably because they're all published by Reach PLC. |
Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Mar 13, 2024 15:15 ] |
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I'm trying to think of events they'd have. Javelin throw? Pole vault? 100m worm? Wrestling is a given. Nosh and Gobble relay? |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:12 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: I'm trying to think of events they'd have. Javelin throw? Pole vault? 100m worm? Wrestling is a given. Nosh and Gobble relay? Would it not just be who is the best at the C64 classic 'Sex Games' (slightly NSFW link below for the game on Lemon64) Code: https://www.lemon64.com/review/ sex-games/ 1178
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Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:58 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: Quote: Billions of miles away at the edge of the Solar System, Voyager 1 has gone mad and has begun to die. https://crookedtimber.org/2024/02/19/de ... ely-death/ And an update : https://www.theregister.com/2024/03/14/ ... op-article Quote: Voyager 1 starts making sense again after months of babble
Veteran spacecraft shows signs of sanity with poke from engineers |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Mar 15, 2024 15:39 ] |
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On and off, it's been raining cats and dogs here. I am not complaining too much, though, as it could be hailing taxis. |
Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 18, 2024 22:28 ] |
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Happy DavPaz day! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Mar 18, 2024 23:49 ] |
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Happy Birthday, DavPaz! |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Mar 19, 2024 0:07 ] |
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Happy birthday! Giphy "davpaz birthday": https://media0.giphy.com/media/LnQoAUr1UlBCBaqjaI/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Mar 19, 2024 7:07 ] |
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Thanks folks! |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:36 ] |
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Happy Birthday, Malc! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:41 ] |
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Happy Birthday, Malc! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:42 ] |
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More importantly. What did you both get? |
Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 20, 2024 12:50 ] |
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Happy Birthday Malc! Giphy "malc birthday": https://media4.giphy.com/media/hkE6wynetELGa7xOjq/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Malc [ Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:10 ] |
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Thanks guys, I've been really shit at acknowledging this sort of thing the last few years. I fear I'm becoming less communicative generally online as well as in real life. Sorry about that |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:58 ] |
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Nazi Pub, Fuck Off Cornwall Pub of the Year loses award due to Nazi memorabilia display |
Author: | NervousPete [ Thu Mar 28, 2024 14:25 ] |
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Hullo all. Happy Birthday for yesterday Malc! Been offline a bit of late but am ready to pop back here, as it is a happy space. Been missing you guys a bit. Wub. Off to American soon on the 4th for a great big road trip, Seattle to Chicago. Took a bit of a mental health hit with the continuous dark, rainy days and flow of crap news, among other things, but now the sun is slowly returning and I'm getting fired up about this trip (albeit with butterflies in stomach) I'm coming out of my shell a bit again. Anyway, will blather later, am on train at mo' to visit the fam, then a birthday curry. Hugs to you all! |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Mar 28, 2024 21:48 ] |
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Enjoy your next big adventure, Pete! Looking forward to seeing your pics. |
Author: | Grim... [ Sat Mar 30, 2024 15:30 ] |
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Beex is now old enough to play the lottery, buy Monster and fuck other forums. |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Mar 30, 2024 22:31 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Beex is now old enough to play the lottery, buy Monster and fuck other forums. Scary stuff. I think the lottery is 18 now though. |
Author: | MaliA [ Sun Mar 31, 2024 0:30 ] |
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Mr Russell wrote: Grim... wrote: Beex is now old enough to play the lottery, buy Monster and fuck other forums. Scary stuff. I think the lottery is 18 now though. 30 |
Author: | MaliA [ Sun Mar 31, 2024 0:30 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Mr Russell wrote: Grim... wrote: Beex is now old enough to play the lottery, buy Monster and fuck other forums. Scary stuff. I think the lottery is 18 now though. 30 No, wait, I just understood. |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 17:59 ] |
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I’ve been tidying the loft, and found a couple of my leather jackets from 30+ years ago. I’ll give them a good clean up, but I’m not sure I’ll fit very easily. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 22:30 ] |
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Leather stretches, right? |
Author: | TheVision [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 22:45 ] |
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They're awesome! I'm not sure why you would ever stop wearing jackets like those? Also, that white space ship in the corner of that box. I used to have that... and, I think I can spot an orange Go Bot in the middle of that box. I had that too! Some kind of JCB/digger type thing? |
Author: | TheVision [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 22:46 ] |
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Also... 30 years ago... 1994. Jeez. |
Author: | markg [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 23:04 ] |
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TheVision wrote: They're awesome! I'm not sure why you would ever stop wearing jackets like those? Also, that white space ship in the corner of that box. I used to have that... and, I think I can spot an orange Go Bot in the middle of that box. I had that too! Some kind of JCB/digger type thing? I used to have that green truck thing if the back pops open with some sort of rocket launchers inside. Not thought about it for decades. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Apr 03, 2024 0:14 ] |
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I used to have that Buck Rodger’s space ship too! |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:53 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Leather stretches, right? It would have to. The green toys are Matchbox Adventure 2000. I’ve got most of the range but they are all very battered. Unsurprisingly, boxed ones in good condition fetch over a hundred quid. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Apr 03, 2024 22:54 ] |
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My best bit about today was explaining to someone from Leeds what a "plummy accent" is. |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:34 ] |
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MaliA wrote: My best bit about today was explaining to someone from Leeds what a "plummy accent" is. What is a ‘plummy accent’? |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:01 ] |
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Mimi wrote: MaliA wrote: My best bit about today was explaining to someone from Leeds what a "plummy accent" is. What is a ‘plummy accent’? Mine. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:03 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Mimi wrote: MaliA wrote: My best bit about today was explaining to someone from Leeds what a "plummy accent" is. What is a ‘plummy accent’? Mine. You're a Brummie! |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Apr 04, 2024 10:06 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: MaliA wrote: Mimi wrote: MaliA wrote: My best bit about today was explaining to someone from Leeds what a "plummy accent" is. What is a ‘plummy accent’? Mine. You're a Brummie! Wait, they might have said that. |
Author: | Mimi [ Thu Apr 04, 2024 15:34 ] |
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I know what a plummy accent is, I just wanted to know how you described it |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Apr 04, 2024 16:58 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I know what a plummy accent is, I just wanted to know how you described it "It's sounds like me, you daft Leodian". |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Apr 16, 2024 13:07 ] |
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Got my gig ticket, did a tip run, about to have a haircut. What a day! Hitting the notes and rocking the boxes. |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Sat Apr 20, 2024 22:11 ] |
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“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other side” I’ve just realised that this “the other side” is talking about the afterlife, because the chicken was killed |
Author: | BikNorton [ Sat Apr 20, 2024 22:13 ] |
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Christ, that's deep. |
Author: | Mimi [ Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:00 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other side” I’ve just realised that this “the other side” is talking about the afterlife, because the chicken was killed Whoa. Giphy "galaxy brain": https://media2.giphy.com/media/YvnvGVQQKO9W8LQse3/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Mimi [ Sun Apr 21, 2024 9:01 ] |
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Why are so many Giphy things static images? |
Author: | Grim... [ Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:42 ] |
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I don't know if that was a general question, but that's not a static image... |
Author: | Mimi [ Sun Apr 21, 2024 20:14 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I don't know if that was a general question, but that's not a static image... Isn’t it? I press play and it does nothing. It’s completely still. But then… they all seem like that now, and so from your response I’m guessing that it’s ME that’s broken and not Giphy?! D’oh. |
Author: | Jem [ Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:26 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other side” I’ve just realised that this “the other side” is talking about the afterlife, because the chicken was killed I don't know why that's never occurred to me before |
Author: | markg [ Mon Apr 22, 2024 17:52 ] |
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Hmm, pretty sure that the joke is just that it's not a joke. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Apr 22, 2024 18:15 ] |
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I always thought it was just a shit joke. But now I’m thinking my whole life has been a lie. |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Apr 22, 2024 18:41 ] |
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I suspect that this is a more modern interpretation and it wasn’t the original intention, but still a proper WTF moment. |
Author: | GazChap [ Mon Apr 22, 2024 18:42 ] |
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When I was in secondary school, we had some kids visiting from the primary school down the road. Can't have been a "this is what big school is like" thing because they were only 6 or 7, but they were given an exercise to come up with a joke and to write it down. I'll always remember one of them. Why did the cow cross the road? To get some grass. Up until just now, I've always thought "kids are fucking stupid", but what if he was just ahead of the curve and was talking about a weed dealer on the other side of the road? |
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