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Author:  MaliA [ Sat Nov 05, 2022 14:58 ]
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I've had some job interviews recently, and BigOne is aware of the process. She was asking me about previous jobs I have had. I was telling her about the very first job I had. I was a paperboy. There was one house I massively disliked delivering to, as it had a long gravel drive and a huge ill tempered Alsatian dog that heard the approach across the stones. I really hated that part of the round, but the £7.50 a week was worth it. Anyway, it all resolved itself one summer's morning. I had opened the gate with the usual trepidation, and was making my way gingerly up the drive, being as quiet as I could. Heel and toe, heel and toe, go very slow, heel and toe. I approached the porch, Saturday Grauniad in hand, expecting the usual cacophony, but through the window I saw the dog playing the piano. That's when I knew it's Bach was worse than its bite.

Author:  Mimi [ Sat Nov 05, 2022 15:03 ]
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Omg Mali. :D

Author:  BikNorton [ Sat Nov 05, 2022 18:21 ]
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:facepalm:

Author:  nickachu [ Sat Nov 05, 2022 18:42 ]
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Wow

Author:  DavPaz [ Sat Nov 05, 2022 18:44 ]
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Ha! Brilliant

Author:  Zardoz [ Sun Nov 06, 2022 23:23 ]
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Fucking hell

Author:  KovacsC [ Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:39 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I've had some job interviews recently, and BigOne is aware of the process. She was asking me about previous jobs I have had. I was telling her about the very first job I had. I was a paperboy. There was one house I massively disliked delivering to, as it had a long gravel drive and a huge ill tempered Alsatian dog that heard the approach across the stones. I really hated that part of the round, but the £7.50 a week was worth it. Anyway, it all resolved itself one summer's morning. I had opened the gate with the usual trepidation, and was making my way gingerly up the drive, being as quiet as I could. Heel and toe, heel and toe, go very slow, heel and toe. I approached the porch, Saturday Grauniad in hand, expecting the usual cacophony, but through the window I saw the dog playing the piano. That's when I knew it's Bach was worse than its bite.


:DD

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Nov 09, 2022 0:13 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I've had some job interviews recently, and BigOne is aware of the process. She was asking me about previous jobs I have had. I was telling her about the very first job I had. I was a paperboy. There was one house I massively disliked delivering to, as it had a long gravel drive and a huge ill tempered Alsatian dog that heard the approach across the stones. I really hated that part of the round, but the £7.50 a week was worth it. Anyway, it all resolved itself one summer's morning. I had opened the gate with the usual trepidation, and was making my way gingerly up the drive, being as quiet as I could. Heel and toe, heel and toe, go very slow, heel and toe. I approached the porch, Saturday Grauniad in hand, expecting the usual cacophony, but through the window I saw the dog playing the piano. That's when I knew it's Bach was worse than its bite.


I leant Mali my “Air on the G String” on vinyl, but he damaged it. I took revenge by similarly damaging his “Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor”.

You scratch my Bach; I’ll scratch yours!

Author:  krazywookie [ Wed Nov 09, 2022 22:09 ]
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Reminds me of that time I was planning to go to a fancy dress party with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. The theme of the party was famous composers, I planned to go as Beethoven, Sly said he wanted to be Mozart and Arnold said "I'll be Bach"

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Nov 10, 2022 9:39 ]
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Actual dads.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:37 ]
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Decided I was not enjoying the November darkness so got out my Christmas lights and wrapped them around my banister to provide a +1 seasonal jollity bonus.

It pains me to say it but Malia's tip about avoiding tangles by wrapping them around cardboard before storage actually worked!

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:44 ]
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Was it cut into an H for maximum efficiency?

Author:  Kern [ Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:50 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Was it cut into an H for maximum efficiency?


Multiple slits!

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Nov 17, 2022 18:46 ]
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Mini Cottage Meet-up 2023?

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Nov 17, 2022 18:49 ]
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GazChap wrote:


Bishops Castle is a brilliant place. I love it.

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 9:57 ]
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Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office

Author:  Kern [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 10:12 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office


Reunion tour struggling for venues?

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 10:54 ]
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Kern wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office


Reunion tour struggling for venues?


It's Worth Waiting For

Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:45 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office


Reunion tour struggling for venues?


It's Worth Waiting For

Niche

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 11:56 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office


Reunion tour struggling for venues?


It's Worth Waiting For

Niche


Thanks, Mr Connery.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 15:01 ]
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:D

Very good

Author:  GazChap [ Fri Nov 25, 2022 16:46 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office


Reunion tour struggling for venues?


It's Worth Waiting For


Club Tropicana no longer hiring performers, I guess.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:43 ]
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GazChap wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Bloody Wham playing in the bloody post office


Reunion tour struggling for venues?


It's Worth Waiting For


Club Tropicana no longer hiring performers, I guess.


Went broke due to their economically illiterate drink prices.

Author:  GazChap [ Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:44 ]
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:DD

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:12 ]
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:D

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Dec 04, 2022 13:59 ]
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Whamageddon is quite stressful. It is only Day 4.

Author:  Mimi [ Sun Dec 04, 2022 14:39 ]
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We were talking about something similar yesterday, with people playing The Game, and apparently I’ve just lost because I thought of it and so have you now and blah blah blah. So with Whammaggeddon, because it’s an ace song so you should just pop it on play on December 1st, get it out of the way and then you can bop along all December :D

Author:  DBSnappa [ Sun Dec 04, 2022 22:31 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Whamageddon is quite stressful. It is only Day 4.
I was at an 80s club night last night. I’m already out :D

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Dec 04, 2022 23:31 ]
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9:05am on December 1st, I was out. Radio fucked me

Author:  GazChap [ Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:19 ]
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Happy day of birthing, Joans!

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:10 ]
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Is this thing on??

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:13 ]
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Happy birthday, DavPaz!

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Dec 08, 2022 10:16 ]
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Good guess, but no.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Dec 08, 2022 11:03 ]
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Happy postbirthday Joans!

Author:  Joans [ Thu Dec 08, 2022 16:41 ]
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Post-thank yous.

Author:  Kern [ Fri Dec 09, 2022 18:56 ]
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In a remote hostel in the Peaks and have just lost Whamageddon.

Oh well, at least I can enjoy it freely now.

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Dec 09, 2022 19:31 ]
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We heard Shakin’ Stevens Merry Christmas Everyone in the wild on Wednesday. We’ve been playing it for weeks, obviously, but we always hold that when you hear Shaky in the wild Christmas PROPERLY kicks off.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Fri Dec 09, 2022 20:14 ]
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Kern wrote:
In a remote hostel in the Peaks and have just lost Whamageddon.

Oh well, at least I can enjoy it freely now.


It's the hope (valley) that gets you.

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Dec 10, 2022 23:23 ]
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It's not coming home for Christmas, lads.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:46 ]
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Kern wrote:
In a remote hostel in the Peaks and have just lost Whamageddon.

Oh well, at least I can enjoy it freely now.


Still in!

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Dec 12, 2022 12:05 ]
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Jem is away for a couple of days close to Christmas, and our usual doggie daycare place closes until January at the end of this week, so I've decided to try and get away for a two night trip to York while Jem is away... taking the dog with me.

What could possibly go wrong? ;)

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Dec 15, 2022 20:35 ]
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Saw this and thought of Up to Jump

https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/stat ... 7303860224



Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Dec 15, 2022 21:08 ]
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Top button is not thumb rockable from the bottom button, therefore should not be used for anything critical

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Dec 15, 2022 21:12 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Top button is not thumb rockable from the bottom button, therefore should not be used for anything critical


Amen. Absolute insanity.

Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Dec 15, 2022 21:50 ]
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Except on the Switch pad and WiiU. Obv.

My thumb fits more comfortably across the top and right buttons.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Dec 16, 2022 16:59 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Kern wrote:
In a remote hostel in the Peaks and have just lost Whamageddon.

Oh well, at least I can enjoy it freely now.


Still in!


Stupid slug and lettuce in brum ruined it last night

Out

Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:43 ]
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Just gave an excellent presentation and to finish it I accidentally pressed "leave" rather than "stop sharing" and promptly fell off the call. Oops.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 ]
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That’s the mic drop of the 2020s.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:50 ]
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Kern Out!

-Click-

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:37 ]
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Happy birthday Mimi!

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