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Author:  Trooper [ Tue Jun 01, 2021 13:42 ]
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-57314928

Gazchap?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jun 01, 2021 17:09 ]
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Dude didn't even try and avoid it.

Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:16 ]
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Gosh... it was warm last night.

Author:  markg [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:21 ]
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It was and the fucking bell ends next door were having a party in their shitty inflatable hot tub so couldn't even open the window.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:44 ]
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markg wrote:
It was and the fucking bell ends next door were having a party in their shitty inflatable hot tub so couldn't even open the window.

On a Tuesday night? Wankers.

My neighbour likes throwing tools in his van at 6am.

Author:  Squirt [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:54 ]
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markg wrote:
... shitty inflatable hot tub...

I believe the correct name for one of these is a "sex pond".

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:55 ]
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"spawning pit"

Author:  Squirt [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 9:59 ]
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"fungal incubator"

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:01 ]
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"Jizz oven"

Author:  markg [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 10:03 ]
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Haha, unusually for hot tub owners I'm pretty sure that they're not sex people. They just enjoy drinking in a bubbling cauldron at the bottom of the garden so that all the neighbours get to watch.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:17 ]
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markg wrote:
It was and the fucking bell ends next door were having a party in their shitty inflatable hot tub so couldn't even open the window.

I should hope not. Having a window in a hot tub is just asking for trouble.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:20 ]
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I'm lunching in Aintree Retail Park today. Looks SCS are not only having a sale, but also a fire drill/alert.

Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:21 ]
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Warhead wrote:
markg wrote:
It was and the fucking bell ends next door were having a party in their shitty inflatable hot tub so couldn't even open the window.

I should hope not. Having a window in a hot tub is just asking for trouble.


Same applies on a submarine.. :)

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:23 ]
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Only two adults on a submarine? Must be a mini.

I dread to think how much we spend on tea bags and milk.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:45 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Found this frankly chilling Post It note stuck to the door earlier. Thought it looked a bit like Zardoz :DD

To which door was it stuck?

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 14:48 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Found this frankly chilling Post It note stuck to the door earlier. Thought it looked a bit like Zardoz :DD

To which door was it stuck?

The basement dungeon where we store Zardoz.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 14:49 ]
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Warhead wrote:
markg wrote:
It was and the fucking bell ends next door were having a party in their shitty inflatable hot tub so couldn't even open the window.

I should hope not. Having a window in a hot tub is just asking for trouble.

How about this nightmare? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-57323305

Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 14:52 ]
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Not sure I could... I found it hard with the glass floor in Blackpool's tower..

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 02, 2021 21:49 ]
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I’d go for a swim there!

Would make a nice change from this dungeon.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 0:06 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
I’d go for a swim there!

Would make a nice change from this dungeon.

We can make you a pool down there if you’d like? @mr Russell, turn the hose on!

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:15 ]
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Making millions and going to prison for making cheats for games ?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/93ywj3/ ... ing-empire

https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/status/13 ... 2938071042



Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 13:03 ]
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We're having a "slow" period at work, with very few calls coming in, so we're doing "preventative maintenance" calls in Co Op stores. Most of this consists of cleaning shitty thermal print heads, de-fluffing vents and fans in till base units and servers and generally tidying up. It's only marginally better than sitting in my van at the parts warehouse and waiting for proper calls to be assigned.
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Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 13:20 ]
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Wow.. that is minging..

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 13:43 ]
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I have no meetings for the rest of the day... not sure what i will do with my self :P

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 15:23 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
I have no meetings for the rest of the day... not sure what i will do with my self :P

You should be using the time to schedule more meetings and delegating tasks to participants to report back on stuff raised at previous meetings.

You know it makes sense.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 03, 2021 17:02 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Wow.. that is minging..

It's only fluff and dust, which is what you get if your server is under a desk in an office, off a warehouse full of things in cardboard boxes, or under a shop counter where all kinds of stuff is dumped on or around it. Out of sight, out of mind, until a minion like me blows it out our it overheats and crashes .... and then a minion like me is sent to investigate and blow it out.

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Jun 10, 2021 13:06 ]
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Fucking hayfever... I think it is dialled up to 11


Giphy "hayfever":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/gRfdDYd1MsDFS/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  JBR [ Thu Jun 10, 2021 14:51 ]
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Mine seems to be alright. I do usually struggle more earlier in the year, though - February, sometimes. Tempting it by sitting outside, too.

Author:  Kern [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:21 ]
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Going through this year's Proms schedule and the one on Friday 20th August is charmingly entitled Mystery Prom with "details to be revealed nearer the time".

Hmmm...

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:31 ]
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It’s a lovely day here

Author:  Mimi [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:54 ]
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Here too. It’s about the perfect weather. Bright sun, blue skies but not TOO hot.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:59 ]
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Overcast and breezy, here. Not canoe weather.

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 14:13 ]
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
It’s a lovely day here

Your baby Groot is escaping

Author:  Cras [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 14:50 ]
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That sounds like a polite way to tell someone they'd not done up their fly

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 14:57 ]
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Giphy "wink wink":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0HlL23Tp1JJEKgiQ/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 16:20 ]
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Kern wrote:
Going through this year's Proms schedule and the one on Friday 20th August is charmingly entitled Mystery Prom with "details to be revealed nearer the time".

Hmmm...

Maybe it'll be Soft Machine again.

Author:  KovacsC [ Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:25 ]
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my hayfever is driving me to distraction....

Author:  miki [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:43 ]
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Married 15 years today
not bad for two people who met by chance on a random internet forum :D

Author:  Jem [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 8:44 ]
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That's lovely :luv: congratulations!

Author:  devilman [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:01 ]
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miki wrote:
Married 15 years today
not bad for two people who met by chance on a random internet forum :D


Congratulations :)

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 17:20 ]
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miki wrote:
Married 15 years today
not bad for two people who met by chance on a random internet forum :D

Congrats!

Two marriages off the back of that forum, right?

And I think I recall that Rosie hooked up with someone, too.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 18:34 ]
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Congrats Miki! Achievement unlocked

Author:  miki [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 18:53 ]
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thanks guys!
Yeah Chay and Emma are also married with 2 boys :)
and Rosie is still wild afaik :D

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 18:59 ]
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Congratulations, Miki, that’s a wonderful milestone, snd I hope you were able to have a wonderful celebration :luv:

Author:  miki [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 19:35 ]
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thank you!
the celebration has unfortunately been a long string of disappointing mishaps, with important things not being delivered or delivered incomplete and so we had set our hopes on a nice dinner, delivered from our favourite restaurant
but as I went to order from them it turned out they no longer deliver, and then our second favourite also stopped delivering
so I had a big cry and am telling myself it's about the years, not the day, but it's still a bit fragile
for comedic effect, what WAS delivered wad a new toilet mat, so my lovely husband got a toilet mat for our 15th anniversary present :roll: :facepalm: ;)
you gotta laugh right

Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 21:58 ]
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Congrats, that is fab.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Jun 17, 2021 23:21 ]
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Oh, I’m sorry that the meal didn’t work out. Completely understandable to feel upset when the world has turned do that you can’t make the plans you want to and then the plans you do make don’t work out. You have each other to comfort each other, and I guess that’s what it is all about, even in disappointment. Also, yay! Toilet mat!

Author:  Warhead [ Fri Jun 18, 2021 13:21 ]
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Today I am luncheoning near the charming Marie Louise Gardens in Didsbury.

I'm in the third van in two weeks. I reversed my company van into the corner if the Co Op in Macclesfield about three weeks ago. It went in for repair last Wednesday, so I had a Vauxhall Combo hire van in the interim. Driving back from Rastrick on the M62 yesterday a stone hit the windscreen and a crack developed in the centre at the top and kept growing. I didn't like the damn thing anyway. No air con, no reversing sensors, no lumbar adjustment in the seats and a radio that randomly changed channel when I altered the volume. No cruise control, no radio controls in the steering wheel and it was a hell of a squash getting all my van stock into it, as it's considerably smaller than the Citroen.

Bit of a saga getting through to Europcar to get it changed when First Assist said it might take 24 hours to replace the windscreen, as it would require two technicians, one to fit the screen and the other to calibrate it for a non-existant camera.

So, they had a replacement for me in Trafford Park this morning. It's a Nissan NV250 and although it has reversing sensors and air con, I still hate it. The USB charging port is under the hand brake lever, so ive got four cables shaking out of it so they don't snag when I apply the brake. The in cab storage is woefully inadequate.

On the plus side, I'm getting to be a dab hand at moving my stock from van to van.

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Jun 18, 2021 16:07 ]
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I just spoke with an old business acquaintance who has an radio show talking all about photography. He asked me if I wanted to be on but I told him I don't do photos, only videos... He didn't seem deterred by this so the long and short of it is that I'm recording it on Monday at 12:30.

Author:  GazChap [ Fri Jun 18, 2021 16:25 ]
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I initially read that as "an radio show talking all about pornography" and it was a rollercoaster for the rest of the post, let me tell you.

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