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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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For a start PHP stands for hypertext preprocessor, so that's throwing up red flags before I even begin.

Wrong! It stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

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s/perl/bullshit

I love Perl (I’ve been paid actual money to write Perl!) but I cannot really defend it with any sort of rational argument.


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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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For a start PHP stands for hypertext preprocessor, so that's throwing up red flags before I even begin.

Wrong! It stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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My language of choice for each problem is very much defined by the first google result I get that makes any sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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My language of choice for each problem is very much defined by the first google result I get that makes any sense.

Coding in general does seem to be very heavily google-based in my experience so far.

Sorry for lifting the curtain

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Mr Chonks wrote:
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For a start PHP stands for hypertext preprocessor, so that's throwing up red flags before I even begin.

Wrong! It stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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"I would look it up on Google" is one of my key answers to look for from a candidate at interview. Nobody needs to remember that nonsense

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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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Jem wrote:
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For a start PHP stands for hypertext preprocessor, so that's throwing up red flags before I even begin.

Wrong! It stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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Mr Chonks wrote:
Jem wrote:
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For a start PHP stands for hypertext preprocessor, so that's throwing up red flags before I even begin.

Wrong! It stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

That PHP stands for Personal Home Page.


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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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Squirt wrote:
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For a start PHP stands for hypertext preprocessor, so that's throwing up red flags before I even begin.

Wrong! It stands for PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

PHP Hypertext Preprocessor

What does the PHP in PHP Hypertext Preprocessor Hypertext Preprocessor stand for?

That PHP stands for Personal Home Page.

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So fully expanded it's Personal Home Page Hypertext Preprocessor Hypertext Preprocessor?


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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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So fully expanded it's Personal Home Page Hypertext Preprocessor Hypertext Preprocessor?

The P in Personal stands for Personal

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Let's hope Myp never uses RPM to install WINE and then cURL something.

If you need JS help though, just give me a shout.

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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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If you need JS help though, just give me a shout.

Thank you :luv:

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If you need help with anything other than JS, just give me a shout.

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If you ever need help separating boy fruit flies from girl fruit flies, let me know.

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If you need help with anything other than JS, just give me a shout.

Can you get me some shopping?

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If you need help on how to do a french seam or a mitred corner, let me know.

Sal might!

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Grim... wrote:
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If you need help with anything other than JS, just give me a shout.

Can you get me some shopping?

Give me your card details, I'll see what I can do ;)

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If you need help on how to do a french seam or a mitred corner, let me know.

I'm good, ta.


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"I would look it up on Google" is one of my key answers to look for from a candidate at interview. Nobody needs to remember that nonsense


Do they get the job if they use Bing?


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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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"I would look it up on Google" is one of my key answers to look for from a candidate at interview. Nobody needs to remember that nonsense


Do they get the job if they use Bing?


It's never come up

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MaliA wrote:
If you ever need help separating boy fruit flies from girl fruit flies, let me know.


I believe it's technically fly tipping.


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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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Giphy "aw yeah":
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It's certainly going to be easier to cut back on the booze.


God no. I am drinking more!

Since I've been feeling under the weather (no Corona, just normal seasonal sniffles and allergies) I haven't had a drink since Sunday. Don't really fancy it at the mo

I really fancy it. The world is a tedious shit! But I am drinking an awful lot less regardless.


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origami!

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 Post subject: Re: Seeing quarantine as an opportunity
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The guy a couple of doors down from me has seen this as an opportunity to get some DIY done, and is currently building some multi-level extension to his shed. It's gonna be pretty significant, I think, as he's been lumping some pretty chunky RSJs about over the weekend. He also doesn't appear to have gotten any type of planning permission, so I imagine he'll be told to take it all down as soon as the planning department are pack in business.


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Is it taller than 2.5 m?


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Looks like it will be when all done - early stages so not sure, but it looks like it's going to be 2 stories.


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2 stories, neither with a happy ending


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I don't think it continues to be a 'shed' once it reaches two stories

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I bought a Steam Link in 2018 for £1.90.

So far during the lockdown, it's been a brilliant investment as it means we can use the PC in my Command Centre on my living room TV so we can join in with zoom conversations and Facebook groups. Very good.

I've been exercising loads during the lockdown and part of it is down to the £1.90 I spent two years ago. Who would have thought?


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Wait - did you plug a webcam into the Steam Link? Does that work?


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Nope, it doesn't work unfortunately. You just have to be a bit creative with your USB extension leads.


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Loosely related, is there an effective way of zooming using one's PS4 and PS4 camera? Guess the microphone would be an issue if you're a couple sat on the sofa.


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Loosely related, is there an effective way of zooming using one's PS4 and PS4 camera? Guess the microphone would be an issue if you're a couple sat on the sofa.


The bigger issue is that the software doesn't exist. There's no Zoom app for the PS4 and Skype was pulled, probably after MS bought it.


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Loosely related, is there an effective way of zooming using one's PS4 and PS4 camera? Guess the microphone would be an issue if you're a couple sat on the sofa.


The bigger issue is that the software doesn't exist. There's no Zoom app for the PS4 and Skype was pulled, probably after MS bought it.


Ah, that would also be a spanner in the works.


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I have been using the time to get better at the ice cream makings...

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It's been going well.


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They look amazing, Mr Dave!!

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Ooh, what flavours are they? They look lovely. :)

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