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| Author: | MaliA [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 12:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Coronavirus |
Seems to not be going away, this.i think the government could be doing more, or at least be seen to. I think there's a good chance if Liverpool lifting the Premier League trophy at Goodison park, in an empty stadium. And no victory parade. The festivals could be cancelled, too. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 13:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
I say infect everyone. Thin the herd |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 13:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
MaliA wrote: Seems to it go away, this. ............ Again, in English, please. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 14:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
The going slow away is are. Chinese more but Mao maybe. Also second. On Wednesday varnishing table legs. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 14:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
If I change from Corona to Tango, will I be safe? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 15:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Rhythm this is of the night. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 15:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Warhead wrote: If I change from Corona to Tango, will I be safe? Unlikely That whole video is a pretty excellent trip down memory lane. SEBASTIAN!!! |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Sat Feb 29, 2020 16:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Though I've just realised the Sebastian ad is rather too close to reality these days. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Sun Mar 01, 2020 11:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
The thing is, I'd know immediately if I'd been Tangod (Tangoed? Tangode?) as there's no incubation period. AND it's over with in less than a second. With Corona, we won't be aware of when we're hit, we don't even have a definitive incubation period yet and varying estimates as to how long the effect lasts. Therefore, I'm leaning toward Tango as the preferred option. |
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| Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Sun Mar 01, 2020 23:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
At work, we've been instructed by our parent facility to draw up a coronavirus response plan in case we have a lot of staff unavailable. I'll spare the boring details but the worst case scenario was staggering to me. I'm not sure which part concerns me the most, that they are considering the possibility of lots of staff being sick, or authorities imposing travel restrictions and cutting off certain areas. I think it might be the latter, actually. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 0:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
We have had all essential travel stopped. Now essential travel has to be approved. Yippee more working from home |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 10:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
I've been drinking Corona beer non-stop in order to build up a resistance. It's working so far! |
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| Author: | Nik [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Make sure you're covered for all strains. |
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| Author: | Nik [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ ... 0a30be6b33 I'm boycotting Coronation street and coronary heart disease. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 21:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Urgh it's only just dawned on me that the panic buying herds will be out now stocking up for the apocalypse. I only want a loaf of bread for next week. |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 21:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
We’ve only just got through our Brexit stash. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Mar 02, 2020 22:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Dimrill wrote: Urgh it's only just dawned on me that the panic buying herds will be out now stocking up for the apocalypse. I only want a loaf of bread for next week. It might be worth a big shop. |
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| Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
My wife saw an early sign of panic buying at the supermarket last night. Some of the people that live round this way are easily spooked, if the local facebook groups are anything to go by |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Hand sanitiser is basically gone now. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 10:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
MaliA wrote: Dimrill wrote: Urgh it's only just dawned on me that the panic buying herds will be out now stocking up for the apocalypse. I only want a loaf of bread for next week. It might be worth a big shop. Bohhh. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Mr Chonks wrote: We’ve only just got through our Brexit stash. Novice. Mine is still in good order. 
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Grim... wrote: Hand sanitiser is basically gone now. Mine basically hasn't ...... yet. |
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| Author: | Sir Taxalot [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Australia is currently gripped by the panic buying of toilet paper. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 13:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Sir Taxalot wrote: Australia is currently gripped by the panic buying of toilet paper. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
The USA will have a cure in three months. Donald has told the pharma folk to make it so. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Chaos(!) in work canteen. No apples! No bread rolls! Basically nothing without its own natural or artificial packaging is allowed. So bananas and tangerines are still permitted. Furthermore, on Sunday I decided to get healthy and give up crisps at work. It seems I picked the wrong month to stop eating crisps. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Sales of Tupperware will rocket as people switch to packed lunches to protect themselves in canteens. Forget bitcoin, buy shares in sealable food containers instead. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Morrison's was fine. Obviously I bought all the chod rolls to get the jump on all these moron panic buyers. Also got some mint sauce. In for a wild ride. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
chod rolls. for wiping off chod and/or cack. Keep em next to the chod bin. *You editey ninja* |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Dimrill wrote: Morrison's was fine. Obviously I bought all the chod rolls to get the jump on all these moron panic buyers. Also got some mint sauce. In for a wild ride. Chod rolls? I know what cack is. I'm still posting backwards for Christmas |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Mar 03, 2020 14:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Dimrill wrote: chod rolls. for wiping off chod and/or cack. Keep em next to the chod bin. *You editey ninja* I'm posting backwards for Christmas |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
To illustrate the severity of the crisis we're facing, the cover of today's "Daily Mail" shows the Queen wearing gloves. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Kern wrote: To illustrate the severity of the crisis we're facing, the cover of today's "Daily Mail" shows the Queen wearing gloves. She always wears gloves |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Hides the fingerprints. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 11:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Hides her cold-blooded lizard skin |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 14:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Mr Chonks wrote: Kern wrote: To illustrate the severity of the crisis we're facing, the cover of today's "Daily Mail" shows the Queen wearing gloves. She always wears gloves But not always marigolds. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 21:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
We’ve had all non essential overseas business travel stopped at work, and they’ve asked us to notify them of all personal trips we take too. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 21:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Dr Zoidberg wrote: they’ve asked us to notify them of all personal trips we take too. I think it's a bit much needing to know every time you visit the toilet! |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 21:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Ghoulishly looking at the outbreak map has become a daily ritual now. I find very odd that such a massive country as Russia have only declared 3 cases. Especially as a neighbour. Iceland have nearly 8 times that amount, f'instance. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 22:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Lower incidence of gravel I expect |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 22:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Also of travel. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 22:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Does it spread by gravel? Does tarmac'in the drive create a moat? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 23:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
It's spread by gavel, judges have a lot to answer for. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Mar 04, 2020 23:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Dr Zoidberg wrote: We’ve had all non essential overseas business travel stopped at work, and they’ve asked us to notify them of all personal trips we take too. Us too. Also, apparently Amazon are only doing video interviews for candidates below a certain level. And, of course, they've shoved the Bond release back. |
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| Author: | Nik [ Thu Mar 05, 2020 15:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Part of me is at the point where I just want to get coronavirus now, just to get it over with. Another part of me recognises that is a stupid position to take. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu Mar 05, 2020 18:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Some of my colleagues are quite annoyed because the trip to the drunken jolly vital industry conference they have been planning looks like it'll be cancelled. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Mar 05, 2020 19:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Nik wrote: Part of me is at the point where I just want to get coronavirus now, just to get it over with. Another part of me recognises that is a stupid position to take. If you're going to get it you're much better off getting it now than 100,000 cases later. |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Thu Mar 05, 2020 19:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
Nik wrote: Part of me is at the point where I just want to get coronavirus now, just to get it over with. Another part of me recognises that is a stupid position to take. Try to rub your face onto the hands of everybody you meet. Cut out the middle-hand. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Mar 05, 2020 20:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
First UK death. Here we go! |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Mar 05, 2020 22:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus |
MaliA wrote: First UK death. Here we go! And someone in Birmingham infected, so it’s getting closer. |
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