Celebrity Deathlist 2020

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2020 21:05

Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2020.

THE RULES:ernes
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2020.
2! You may choose to select two yougsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 13TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.

Moin:
1: Murray Walker
2: Angela Lansbury
3: Mel Brooks
4: Nicholas Parsons
5: Prunella Scales
6: Carl Reiner
7: Terry Jones
8: David Attenborough
9: Al Pacino
10: Bernard Cribbins. (bollocks to Myp)

KERRRRRRN!
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
4. David Attenborough
5. King Jaun Carlos of Spain
6. Sophia Loren
7. Cliff Richard
8. Lord Heseltine
9. Nicholas Parsons
10. Ant from Ant and Dec (wildcard)

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2020 21:31

Quote:

The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.

Come on Dimrill!

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2020 21:36

I don't think he's a wildcard.

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2020 22:04

Dimrill wrote:

I don't think he's a wildcard.

But he’s 44

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 02, 2020 23:01

Mr Chonks wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

I don't think he's a wildcard.

But he’s 44

*points gun* So are going to give me your list or not?! You knew I had this!

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:24

1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
4. David Attenborough
5. King Jaun Carlos of Spain
6. Sophia Loren
7. Cliff Richard
8. Lord Heseltine
9. Nicholas Parsons
10. Ant from Ant and Dec (wildcard)

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:40

Dimrill wrote:

Mr Chonks wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

I don't think he's a wildcard.

But he’s 44

*points gun* So are going to give me your list or not?! You knew I had this!

No, I’m just here to make sure you abide by your own rules

devilman · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2020 9:45

Derek Acorah

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 12832

Bet he didn't see that coming.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Jan 04, 2020 14:31

MARY LOVES DICK

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 07, 2020 19:14

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/ ... dead-at-52

Wurzel

Fuck.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Ugly Betty creator Silvio Horta

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Wed Jan 08, 2020 17:57

MaliA wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/jan/07/elizabeth-wurtzel-journalist-and-author-of-prozac-nation-dead-at-52

Wurzel

Fuck.

Jon Pertwee died ages ago

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jan 08, 2020 18:20

It's Mackenzie Crook now, Grandad.

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Wed Jan 08, 2020 19:01

Zardoz wrote:

It's Mackenzie Crook now, Grandad.

But is it any good?

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jan 08, 2020 19:21

Nik · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1952

Zardoz wrote:

It's Mackenzie Crook now, Grandad.

Grandad was Clive Dunn, keep up!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:31

Fuck off, Grandad was Lennard Pearce.

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:41

Clive Dunn wasn't Grandad, he was Lance Corporal Jones

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 35946

Grim... wrote:

Fuck off, Grandad was Lennard Pearce.

During the war...*

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/10/ ... ll-hitler/

* Look, I know that was Uncle Albert, but fuck off.

Nik · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1952

Malc wrote:

Clive Dunn wasn't Grandad, he was Lance Corporal Jones

Behave! Lance was Paul Whitehouse.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jan 09, 2020 13:54

Grim... wrote:

5/7

A perfect score? I should watch it.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 21306

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

5/7

A perfect score? I should watch it.

With rice?

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 4875

Neil Peart

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Jan 11, 2020 10:07

The Sultan of Oman .

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2020 0:39

https://cultaholic.com/news/kazuo-sakur ... sses-away/

Kendo Nagasaki... But the other one, not the English one.

Also.. https://cultaholic.com/news/jesus-huert ... sses-away/

La Parka.. But the other one, not the WCW one.

Wrestling is confusing.

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Wed Jan 15, 2020 18:54

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/highlander-ac ... 23896.html

Stan Kirsch

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:10

Rocky Johnson. (Dwayne's dad)

Also: disappointment! Looks like it's a dual, Kern.

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 571 **Location:** NL

Christopher Tolkien
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b ... 0L5HBLdbVM

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Thu Jan 16, 2020 21:08

miki wrote:

Christopher Tolkien
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b ... 0L5HBLdbVM

Boo.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:59

Derek Fowlds

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2020 13:58

Terry Jones

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2020 13:58

Terry Jones

//edit: What are the chances that we'd submit an *identical* post.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

1,000,000:1. But you know what Terry Pratchett said about those odds.

Mr Chonks · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2020 15:06

Pretty high. He’s dead, it’s in the news and it’s quite sad.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 22, 2020 15:18

And we're off! First blood to me *slaps Kern's face with a glove*

In more seriousness

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Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Jan 26, 2020 21:07

Kobe Bryant!

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:10

Nicholas Parsons

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 35946

devilman wrote:

Nicholas Parsons

Beat me by seconds!

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking?ref_src ... r%5Eauthor

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:12

That's a shame. Not only because he was a top bloke but because he would have been on my list if I'd ever had got around to it.

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:58

DavPaz wrote:

devilman wrote:

Nicholas Parsons

Beat me by seconds!

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking?ref_src ... r%5Eauthor

Repetition.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 13:17

devilman wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

devilman wrote:

Nicholas Parsons

Beat me by seconds!

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking?ref_src ... r%5Eauthor

Repetition.

A fitting tribute.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 14:44

devilman wrote:

Nicholas Parsons

Quote:

Aww, man. I loved him in only fools and horses

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 18:13

NICOLAS PARSONS!

Very sad. I suggest watching his BBC documentary on Marie Antoinette's watch next time it's up on iPlayer. It's wonderful. And of course him being excellent on RHLSTP.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Jan 28, 2020 23:41

And as if by magic: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b ... as-parsons

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 31, 2020 13:51

https://www.roadandtrack.com/motorsport ... pfS2FYJam8

John Andretti.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7571

kirk douglas has died
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51394855

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:30

https://uk.yahoo.com/movies/nanny-mc-ph ... 58953.html

Raphael Coleman.

JohnCoffey · **Posted:** Sat Feb 15, 2020 18:56

Caroline flack apparently

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -dead.html

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 35946

JohnCoffey wrote:

Caroline flack apparently

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -dead.html

That's a bit of a shock

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