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Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:21 ]
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No! Santa is clearly lactose intolerant and prefers port.

Author:  Kern [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:22 ]
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Still, kudos to my neice for her knowledge of the scientific method and suggesting surrounding it all with flour to ensure boot prints.

Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:41 ]
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That’s one sexy looking carrot.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:48 ]
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The plate as a whole looks like the head of a drunk snowman.

Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn to attract reindeer, laid out a mince pie and glass of milk for Father Christmas, and gingerbread men and a glass of blackcurrant juice for the elves. No idea why he chose those in particular but he was very insistent that the elves would like the squash.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 22:47 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I've just realised that there's been no Beex secret Santa this year... Unless there was one and you didn't tell me about it?

Giphy "no homers club":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3ohfFG6F2KggfZHZ1S/giphy-loop.mp4

Yeah, sorry. I only realised on my way back from the quiz. I was going to do a quick one, but then forgot again by the time I got home. :facepalm:

Author:  myp [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 22:49 ]
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It was so secret only I took part.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 23:02 ]
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Mr Chonks wrote:
It was so secret only I took part.

Did you get to Southampton?

Author:  myp [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 23:09 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
It was so secret only I took part.

Did you get to Southampton?

Nope!

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Dec 24, 2019 23:16 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn.


MaliA has also enjoyed spreading oats outside during the winter months.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:46 ]
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Fucking children

Author:  Findus Fop [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:41 ]
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Helluva status update.

Merry Christmas one and all.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:55 ]
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Have a lovely Christmas, folks.

xxx

Author:  markg [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:33 ]
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Have a good one folks!

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:01 ]
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7:30 start! It gets better :)

Merry Christmas to one and all :kiss:

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:17 ]
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Merry Christmas all! We were up before Sam this morning. :)

Author:  Kern [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:44 ]
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Merry Christmas!

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:57 ]
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Impressive shirt, Kern.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:57 ]
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Impressive shirt, Kern.

Author:  devilman [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:00 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Fucking children


Your recent posts have included 'Racism is good', 'Fuck America' and now 'Fucking children'. Are you trying to screw with search engine algorithms now? :D

Er, I mean Merry Christmas!

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:01 ]
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I’ve missed suncreaming part of my shoulder.

Author:  NervousPete [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:14 ]
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Merry Christmas all! Books, whiskey and fancy electric toothbrush.

Made my dad a classy photobook of his winter archery frostbite shoots. As mum and dad are moving down to Cheltenham this coming year he's having to give up the Huddersfield archery club, so it makes a nice memento. Super happy it went down so well. :)

Hope you're all having a lovely Christmas out there. xxx

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 13:21 ]
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Hooray, the chicken we bought for Christmas lunch is off. Nice one Morrison’s.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 13:59 ]
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Box ticked

Author:  Findus Fop [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 14:49 ]
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We too beached!

Author:  Kern [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 15:17 ]
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A Christmassy Kern

Author:  Kern [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 15:35 ]
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My neices are feeding their robobunny and it is doing robopoo.

Author:  Pundabaya [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 17:35 ]
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Merry Thingummy.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Dec 25, 2019 20:38 ]
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Merry Christmas folks, hope you’ve had a good one x

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:24 ]
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We did, and now I'm on 14 hours standby. On Boxing Day. Not amused, but I've only got one call and hopefully our clients can't be bothered to log any more today.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Dec 26, 2019 23:16 ]
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The pantomime was a fucking riot. Laughed like drain.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Dec 26, 2019 23:31 ]
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Giphy "oh no you didn't":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/6ipRBxHwd3LKE/giphy-loop.mp4

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