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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:21 
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No! Santa is clearly lactose intolerant and prefers port.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:22 
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Still, kudos to my neice for her knowledge of the scientific method and suggesting surrounding it all with flour to ensure boot prints.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:41 
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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 21:48 
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The plate as a whole looks like the head of a drunk snowman.

Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn to attract reindeer, laid out a mince pie and glass of milk for Father Christmas, and gingerbread men and a glass of blackcurrant juice for the elves. No idea why he chose those in particular but he was very insistent that the elves would like the squash.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 22:47 
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I've just realised that there's been no Beex secret Santa this year... Unless there was one and you didn't tell me about it?

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Yeah, sorry. I only realised on my way back from the quiz. I was going to do a quick one, but then forgot again by the time I got home. :facepalm:

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 22:49 
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It was so secret only I took part.

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It was so secret only I took part.

Did you get to Southampton?

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Mr Chonks wrote:
It was so secret only I took part.

Did you get to Southampton?

Nope!

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Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:41 
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Helluva status update.

Merry Christmas one and all.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:55 
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Have a lovely Christmas, folks.

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Have a good one folks!


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7:30 start! It gets better :)

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Merry Christmas all! We were up before Sam this morning. :)

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Merry Christmas!


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
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Impressive shirt, Kern.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas shit birds!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:00 
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Your recent posts have included 'Racism is good', 'Fuck America' and now 'Fucking children'. Are you trying to screw with search engine algorithms now? :D

Er, I mean Merry Christmas!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:14 
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Merry Christmas all! Books, whiskey and fancy electric toothbrush.

Made my dad a classy photobook of his winter archery frostbite shoots. As mum and dad are moving down to Cheltenham this coming year he's having to give up the Huddersfield archery club, so it makes a nice memento. Super happy it went down so well. :)

Hope you're all having a lovely Christmas out there. xxx

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Hooray, the chicken we bought for Christmas lunch is off. Nice one Morrison’s.


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We too beached!


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A Christmassy Kern


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My neices are feeding their robobunny and it is doing robopoo.


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Merry Christmas folks, hope you’ve had a good one x

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We did, and now I'm on 14 hours standby. On Boxing Day. Not amused, but I've only got one call and hopefully our clients can't be bothered to log any more today.

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The pantomime was a fucking riot. Laughed like drain.

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