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Author:  Kern [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:29 ]
Post subject:  General Election 2019

Votey-time again, so we might as well have a thread.
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Author:  MaliA [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:40 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Tory majority of 8
Lin Dems get 21

Author:  Kern [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Feel it's too early to start making predictions. Much depends on what Farage does - if he decides to pull back, life becomes that bit easier for the Tories.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:57 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Whoever wins, we all lose.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:59 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

4/1 odds on a Conservative minority government sounds like a decent bet. I think they may get a majority, but they have a risk of running up the numbers in some areas and losing some tighter ones. I think a lot will come down to tactical voting, intra-party deals and what Farage does.

16/1 on Tory/Farage coalition too.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:00 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

GazChap wrote:
Whoever wins, we all lose.


Evergreen post - this can basically be added to any future General Election and be 100% accurate

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Curiosity wrote:
16/1 on Tory/Farage coalition too.

Giphy "nightmare":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/8BcDdqdAyqAdW/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Dude!

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:41 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Dude!

Quite right. Have edited

Author:  myp [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 15:31 ]
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I’m going to refuse to deliver election shit this time. It maybe undignified but IDGAF

Author:  Kern [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 15:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Even the postal votes?

Author:  myp [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 15:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Kern wrote:
Even the postal votes?

I mean the party guff. Of course I’ll deliver the polling cards and postal vote forms.

Author:  LewieP [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 15:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Vote Early.
Vote Often.
Vote Doom.

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Author:  Kern [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 15:56 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

What are his views on the bypass?

Author:  MrC [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 16:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Is the Monster Raving Loony Party still going? If they are, there's a potential alliance with at least two or three parties.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 16:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

MrC wrote:
Is the Monster Raving Loony Party still going? If they are, there's a potential alliance with at least two or three parties.

https://www.omrlp.com/

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 16:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

And of course the person who deserves to be the leader of the country

https://twitter.com/LordBuckethead/stat ... 9905725440



Author:  MrC [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 16:54 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

DavPaz wrote:
MrC wrote:
Is the Monster Raving Loony Party still going? If they are, there's a potential alliance with at least two or three parties.

https://www.omrlp.com/


OK, fair enough, I should have googled it. Sorry.

So, how about some coalition government with the Monster Raving Loony Party, the Monster Raving Labour Party and the Monster Raving Tory Party? Surely that would work?

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 16:55 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Mr Chonks wrote:
I’m going to refuse to deliver election shit this time. It maybe undignified but IDGAF

Do you get a choice?

Author:  Cras [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 17:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

zaphod79 wrote:
And of course the person who deserves to be the leader of the country


Except the guy who stood for election as Lord Buckethead lost control of the Twitter account to somebody who owns the original scifi character. That account hasn't been him for over a year.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 17:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Mr Chonks wrote:
Kern wrote:
Even the postal votes?

I mean the party guff. Of course I’ll deliver the polling cards and postal vote forms.


How will people learn about who to vote for?

Author:  Cras [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 17:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Facebook

Author:  Satsuma [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 17:17 ]
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Giphy "i don’t know, coastguard?":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/xUNda1QKHViLZuxtra/giphy-loop.mp4

Useless.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 17:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Cras wrote:
Except the guy who stood for election as Lord Buckethead lost control of the Twitter account to somebody who owns the original scifi character. That account hasn't been him for over a year.


:-(

https://www.buckethead4maidenhead.com/

Author:  Malc [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 17:47 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Most of his policies seem quite reasonable for a novelty candidate.

Author:  LewieP [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 18:31 ]
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https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/11 ... 5776188418



Author:  Cras [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 18:37 ]
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I assume he'd have to give up that slot during purdah

Author:  myp [ Thu Oct 31, 2019 19:45 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Mr Dave wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
I’m going to refuse to deliver election shit this time. It maybe undignified but IDGAF

Do you get a choice?

Yep. One of my European colleagues refused to deliver Brexit leaflets for the euros.

Author:  MrC [ Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:08 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/to ... 79771.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXyO_MC9g3k

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Nov 01, 2019 14:30 ]
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Looks like the Brexit Party will be standing in all seats, thank fuck for that.

Author:  Kern [ Fri Nov 01, 2019 14:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

This stirs things up a bit. So much more fun than having a proper voting system!

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 19:15 ]
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https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-st ... -1-6356375

Well.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 19:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

So many of them are complete nutbars. That's what happens when you don't actually give a shit about vetting people, you guys want them to pay you for the chance to be a candidate.

Author:  markg [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 19:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Excuse me, but where is your evidence that she isn't from Sirius? I think shifty alien cunts in human skin suits could explain a lot that's going on right now.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 19:44 ]
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Does make sense. After all, Sirius is the Dog Whistle star.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 19:51 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Cras wrote:
Does make sense. After all, Sirius is the Dog Whistle star.


Nicely done

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 20:05 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

MrC wrote:
Is the Monster Raving Loony Party still going? If they are, there's a potential alliance with at least two or three parties.


I met Screaming Lord Such many years ago in Tooting. I got a badge :)

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Nov 04, 2019 22:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

I met him in Waterstones, Blackpool. He gave me some Loony money.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:28 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Just to recap the past 24 hours: two senior Tories called a group of voters thick and Mr Johnson accused the opposition as on a par with Stalin.

Great start guys!

Author:  Nik [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 9:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

I thought they weren't so much a group of voters they were calling thick, as those who died in Grenfell? So, they can't vote, so it's fine, no problems with the campaign at all!

Author:  devilman [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:03 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Kern wrote:
Just to recap the past 24 hours: two senior Tories called a group of voters thick and Mr Johnson accused the opposition as on a par with Stalin.

Great start guys!


Don't forget their doctoring of a video to attempt to make Keir Starmer look bad, getting rumbled immediately and half-arsing an explanation for it the next day.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

It's hard to keep up.

A more curious development is the reports of Sinn Fein stepping aside for the SDLP in particular seats to help get the DUP out. Which would mean an absentionist party stepping aside in the hope that the seat gets better representation.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 20:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Lady Hermon is standing down. To my shame, I was never really aware of her until this year, and her absolute anger at the government will be much missed.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 21:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Kern wrote:
Just to recap the past 24 hours: two senior Tories called a group of voters thick and Mr Johnson accused the opposition as on a par with Stalin.

Great start guys!


I particularly liked the way the first Tory called them thick, then realised this wasn't ideal so claimed it was all a misunderstanding. In the mean time the second Tory insisted that the first one *did* mean it all along.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 21:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Tom Watson standing down.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... down-as-mp

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 21:42 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

That's bad news. I liked him.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 21:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Blimey!

It's almost like nobody wants to be anywhere near the oncoming shitstorm when it hits.

Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 21:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Kern wrote:
Blimey!

It's almost like nobody wants to be anywhere near the oncoming shitstorm when it hits.


Farage is doing his best to be at a safe distance. I have no doubt he prefers getting an MEP’s salary for no work and being free to criticise everyone rather than actually achieve Brexit and bear the responsibility.

Author:  GazChap [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 21:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

Shrewsbury’s Labour candidate, who has run in the past three GEs (I think it’s three anyway) has apparently been rather unceremoniously deselected as the candidate.

It was actually looking promising for a Labour victory over the Tories in Shrewsbury (Daniel Kawcyznski (sp?) has not been very popular amongst the masses of late)

I doubt Labour are going to get anywhere close to his majority this time though, as Dr Laura Davies was pretty popular.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Nov 06, 2019 22:41 ]
Post subject:  Re: General Election 2019

devilman wrote:
Kern wrote:
Just to recap the past 24 hours: two senior Tories called a group of voters thick and Mr Johnson accused the opposition as on a par with Stalin.

Great start guys!


Don't forget their doctoring of a video to attempt to make Keir Starmer look bad, getting rumbled immediately and half-arsing an explanation for it the next day.


Just another element of their grand plan to lose the election because they haven't got a clue what to do if they win.

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