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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:13 
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Chalk me up as scared AND aroused!


Indeed. Pance filling.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:38 
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Dude Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/6549 ... Simulator/
Dude Simulator 2!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/8253 ... mulator_2/
Grand Dude Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1037 ... Simulator/
How to Be A Real Dude!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061 ... Real_Dude/
Fat Dude Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063 ... Simulator/
Homeless Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1060 ... Simulator/
Great Toilet Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1060 ... Simulator/
Soccer Player Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1046 ... Simulator/
Fat Prisoner Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1037 ... Simulator/
Surprising My Neighbours!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061 ... Neighbors/
Chaos Starter!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1053 ... s_Starter/
Professional Thief!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1026 ... nal_Thief/

Yes that's right. 12 of them. All the same. All apparently a clone of another game.

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Dude Simulator is an open world sandbox game. This is a life simulator. The main objective is to enjoy what you are doing. You can do whatever you want. You can explore the town, find money and spend it to buy something, kill someone, enter any building – just everything that can be done in real life. You can live a regular life of an ordinary person or you can do any crazy things, play jokes on other people, and so on – it is all up to you.


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Dude Simulator 2 is an open world sandbox game. This is a life simulator. The main objective is to enjoy what you are doing. You can do whatever you want. You can explore the town, find money and spend it to buy something, kill someone, enter any building – just everything that can be done in real life. You can live a regular life of an ordinary person or you can do any crazy things, play jokes on other people, and so on – it is all up to you.


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Grand Dude Simulator is an open world sandbox game. This is a life simulator. The main objective is to enjoy what you are doing. You can do whatever you want. You can explore the town, find money and spend it to buy something, kill someone, enter any building – just everything that can be done in real life. You can live a regular life of an ordinary person or you can do any crazy things, play jokes on other people, and so on – it is all up to you.


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How To Be A Real Dude is an open world sandbox game. This is a life simulator. The main objective is to enjoy what you are doing. You can do whatever you want. You can explore the town, find money and spend it to buy something, kill someone, enter any building – just everything that can be done in real life. You can live a regular life of an ordinary person or you can do any crazy things, play jokes on other people, and so on – it is all up to you.


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Fat Dude Simulator is a third-person open world sandbox game. The scene of the game is a little town called Fat Creek. You are a fat dude who has nothing special to be done, so you just walk around the town with only your boxers on, in search of some adventures. And it doesn’t really take long for a dude walking around the town with only his boxers on to find some adventures! Explore the town, drop in at various places, drive cars, communicate with the locals, so just do anything you want: this is a sandbox.


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Homeless Simulator is a homeless person simulator. Homeless persons are those who find themselves living on the streets because of family conflicts, somebody’s fraud, loss of the job or health problems. They are those who need help. It is easy to find yourself living on the streets, but it is practically impossible to get out of such a life without help. The scene of the game is a small town in wintertime. The main task is to survive in those terrible conditions. You have to constantly monitor your body temperature, your hunger and thirst levels, hide yourself from the wind, and find places where you can stay overnight.


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Great Toilet Simulator – a realistic restroom visiting simulator. You are invited to a big party held in a house where you are offered a number of various alcoholic drinks, and after drinking quite a lot, you normally want to visit a restroom. Your goal is to reach the restroom, but it is not going to be an easy task as the alcohol and the people around you are causing you extra problems. Besides, you are not familiar enough with the house…


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Soccer Player Simulator – a physics-based soccer simulator. The main feature of the game is the unpredictable behavior of the players on the pitch. However, you should keep in mind that not only the opponent team’s players are going to faff around but your own as well, because their main task is not to score a goal but just to kick the ball as strong as they can, and they do not really bother where it is going to fly then. Besides, sometimes the players do not scruple to hit one another, and you can act in the same way too. And if you neutralize the opponent's player, their team will become weaker so you will have more chances to win. The main objective is to score 15 goals to win the match. You can use any kind of dirty tricks, for there are no rules in this game.


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Surprising My Neighbors is a first-person game where you are going to leave “surprises” at the doors of your beloved neighbors. One morning, you went outside and found… some poop at your door. It seems one of your neighbors left it there. However, you don’t know who exactly it was, so you will have to give that kind of “present” to every one of them. Be careful: it’s not something they might like when they find poop at their doors.


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Chaos Starter is a fight simulator with realistic physics. You are going to find yourself in different life situations, and every time you will have to start a Chaos. No matter where are you and what you are doing, your only task is to spoil the event and initiate a brawl.


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Professional Thief - a first person stealth simulator where you play the role of a burglar and are supposed to rob a house. The main goal is to find a specific amount of money in the house and leave without being seen by the owners or their guests. However, robbing a house is not an easy task…


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Fat Prisoner Simulator - a soccer simulator where you play the role of a prisoner. The jail managers have noticed that some prisoners, who really like to eat a lot, can hardly go through the doors, including those of their cells. So they decided to gather those prisoners and arrange a soccer game between them so as to make them lose some calories.





Can't find the rest on tewbs. But there are many honking bellends making react videos about them all. I lack self-awareness.

Yours for 80p-£4 each! I'm sure the developer gets a lot of return on that $8 Unity asset purchase.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 15:36 
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What on earth is that music?


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 19:28 
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Mr Dave wrote:
What on earth is that music?


That is the sound of comedy. It is very lol.

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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 19:31 
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I bet more than one publisher tried to claim copyright on it.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 19:33 
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I like how the physics fucked up on the trolley and they just left it in their release video as a feature.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 19:33 
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Seems to be a running theme of less-than-legal music on these excellent games.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 21:02 
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Lord Democrat Strikes Out! !
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1037 ... rikes_Out/

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Faced with rejection from the oldest baseball team in Sea Paddle, the Ne'er Winners, a donkey politician from Assachusetts named Lord Democrat plots to have them disqualified from the Sea Paddle Baseball League! Our hero, Jeff Bout, also performs poorly in the tryouts. But through practice, Jeff eventually succeeds in joining the Ne'er Winners and finds himself tasked with foiling Lord Democrat's plan! Shortly after beginning his journey, however, Jeff finds his coach has been left mysteriously unconscious and is joined by two friends who agree to carry him to safety!
Key Features:
Most battles occur in swap-out RPG format!
Explore the world in a pixelated, platforming adventure!
Utilize baseball equipment in and out of battle!
Play through multiple game genres, and as different characters!
- When swapped in, Teddy can retrieve standard baseballs pitched last turn!
- Laura is immune to persuasion and recovers HP by defeating enemies!
Unlock a second game mode with a code found in the story!




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Yours for only £1.69! I'm sure the developer's favourite Pokemon type is fairy.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 22:25 
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In today's "soon to be deleted due to massive copyright infringement" game:

Titan Attack The Game!
or is that..
Attack on Titan The Game!?
or
Run For Your Lives?
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1044 ... _The_Game/

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Your 3D Mobility Gear has run out of gas, and now you have to run for your life on the Walls to escape the man-eating Titans nipping at your heels. Test your reflexes as you race down the behemoth walls. Utilize your reflexes to dodge incoming obstacles, play as different characters, and see how far you can run!

Don't waste time... start now! Every second counts when it comes to escape!




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Four quid! I'm aggressively affirmative that the developer will make a sale.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:52 
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sigh might as well continue this shit

Death RPG!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1007080/Death_Rpg/

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Introduction:
Top down RPG puzzle and strategy game. Player have 3 different characters in every level with different skills, abilities and attack patterns. Drag & drop player units on the grid with mouse. Move characters to desired slots and press attack button, then every attack happens automatically. After player have make all his moves, shift turns to AI opponent. Player can continue as long as at least 1 of his characters are alive. Levels contain 1-4 waves and last wave contain boss. After boss is death level are completed. Only last wave will contain bosses. So use your brains and just mouse to beat enemies
Features:
- 3 player characters with different skills and attack patterns: - Pig Warrior. most powerful player character with double damage
- Gangsta Mage
- Woman Mage

- Police enemies in every waves
- Different bosses in end of levels:
- Green zombie boss with double damage ability
- Red Cyborg boss with ability to spawn rocks to attack grid
- 7 levels
- Easy steam achievements
Planned features:
- more different bosses




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80p to you. Look at the developer there feeding seagulls with chips from his mouth.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:57 
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Feeling aggressive today? Are you in a right mord? Well good news.

Warmord(e)!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1028780/Warmord/

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Warmord is a fast paced real-time tower defense game.
Build units and fortify your base. The rules are simple, defend your own fort and try to push back the enemy lines in order to destroy their fort.

Fight in 6 different eras
Various challenging maps
Tower-Defense mechanisms, upgrade your base to suit your playstyle
Attack enemies with military units of the available eras.
Manage your running economy behind the gates of your fort
Recruit different units in order to destroy the enemy fort.




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Yours for only coming soon! The developer has helped many people who have set up their alien base 20 metres away from a castle.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:11 
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So naughty (mild, so mild) I'm going to put the screenies behind spoilers.

Sweetbed!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/674550/SweetBed/

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About This Game
Girls invite you to their world. Play custom mode, become choreographer, chose girl,
change her outfit, and the surrounding for the beautiful dancer.
Join them and admire their beautiful movements in a dance.

Sit comfortably in your armchair, put on VR googles and relax.
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QQ:1929528415贴吧:SweetBed
游戏
《sweetbed》是一款玩家可以选择不同的音乐来进行跳舞,也可以选择自己的歌曲来扮演 。
故事
角色的动作越快、越准确,他们赢的越快。如果你的动作有问题,你可以在练习室里练习……
特点
一款轻度休闲舞蹈游戏。
独特的音乐舞蹈设计,贴近你的生活。
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丰富的游戏体验设计,让你回味无穷。
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如果跳的好,游戏会大声鼓舞!
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Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:

Do not play in office or Public place


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Yours for a masturbatingly low 80p! I'm sure the developer.. phh... once smiled.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:21 
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Real Life Battle Royal: It's gonna be an... EPIC game!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1047 ... EPIC_game/

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Battle Royale games are the new trend, everyone is making one.. but this is the LAST one you will ever need in your life! In this game you play the role of someone watching someone else play a Battle Royale game! Isn't that inovation? The graphics in this game are so realistic you might think it's just an interactive video! But of course it's not that, it's the ULTIMATE BATTLE ROYALE EXPERIENCE! (Chicken Diner sold separetly)

This is what I call an Epic Victory Royale!




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Yours for 2 pahnd 10. I'm sure the developer won't regret this as they grow older.


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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 8:35 
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Keep them coming!

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That last one is probably the best yet! What on earth are they thinking?!?


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Neon Cat Tickler!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/8852 ... t_Tickler/

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In this game you have to play for a glowing cat. He loves food, especially sausages. The purpose of the game is to search for sausages. You have to solve crazy and funny puzzles. Many traps and enemies will meet on your way. But the most important food. Meat ... Meow...

About this game:
-A fun and colorful game.
-Includes many interesting levels.
-Interesting puzzles.
-Retro style game.
-Game with physics.




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Another 80p! I'm sure the developer only listens to wholesome popular musics.


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That last one is probably the best yet! What on earth are they thinking?!?



Teenagers. I'm just glad Youtube didn't exist when I was one. Instead there's just three Amiga diskmags floating around out there with my name attached to them.

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Crix!
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Crix is a mix of exploration, resource management and real-time strategy. Fight your way through four levels, each equipped with a unique boss and various other obstacles that may force you to alter your playstyle and strategies.

Normal difficulty can be challenging at first and Hard difficulty is actually hard, but remember that losing can be fun! Learn from your previous playthroughs and form an unbeatable strategy for the next run!




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Yours for a numberwangingly 4 pounds! I'm sure the developer is incredibly lucid.


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Phucker in the Gulag!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1064 ... the_Gulag/

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It's a nice sunny day at Syringe Beach and roided up beefster Ryukaze and his wise old friend Orcmaster Jones are soaking up the rays and oogling at the babes. Their life of luxury is soon interrupted however when an old acquaintance bursts into their lives with an offer they simply can not refuse. But if something sounds too good to be true... it rarely is. The group soon find themselves hopelessly lost in the clutches of a vast conspiracy that could threaten all mankind. Only one question remains...

Who is the Phucker in the Gulag?

GENRE
Bromantic Comedy Visual Novel Lords-Like

PROS
Babes aplenty
Lots of beefy shirtless hunks
Three totally unique endings (Wow!)

CONS
Is in good taste.
Has as many save slots as Ren'Py games (100+)
H-patch




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PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:43 
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约拍女神 Private Model!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1064 ... ate_Model/

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· A Simulated Tightrope Photography Game
· 3-D scenes, beautiful models, rich clothes, free gestures and photographs can be accessed locally.
· You can chat with the model before taking an appointment. The content of the chat includes the model's clothes, appearance, figure, hobbies, etc. It can also increase the intimacy and obedience of the model by giving gifts and small interactions.
· When shooting, the models can wear different clothes, pose differently, make different expressions, tie the hands and legs of the models in different ways, and the photos taken will be stored in the game root directory.
· The game also has the growth play method, the player may obtain the gold coin through the part-time way in the game, uses in the purchase clothing, the prop. By reading different books to increase the corresponding attributes, to achieve certain attributes can learn the corresponding skills.
· In short, players can experience a very good engagement process in the game.




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Yours for 19p over a fiver! I'm sure the developer respects women a vast amount. With their dead, unblinking, shark-like eyes.


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Not a bad-bad game, but putting this here for the awesome music on the trailer.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1065920/DoomAI/

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 11:27 
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DevilShaft: TheTower!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1054 ... _TheTower/

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DevilShaft: TheTower tells the story of the heroes who tried to fight evil from the very beginning of time. After the invasion of demonic forces on the ground, the heroes tried in every way to expel them from their land.
You, taking control of the hero, must fight the vile invaders. Your goal - a mysterious tower, which stands in the forest and is home to these creatures. True, there is one problem ... Before you, no one could return to live, let alone find the end of the tower.

The game is a 2.5d slasher with a generated world and the goal is to climb as high as possible. During the game you will fight with a lot of monsters and overcome the traps.
Features:
Procedural generation.
Beautiful graphics.
Its unique world.
Ability to play on the record.




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Yours for just under a fiver! I'm sure the developer loves lizards really.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 11:32 
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Easy Shooter!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1046 ... y_Shooter/

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This is a simple multiplayer shooter in which you need to perform simple tasks. The project is still young, so there are only 2 game modes and 2 cards. As well as 3 characters, and 6 weapons.
---- Game modes----
1) Death match - a classic mode in which you need to kill as many enemies.
2) Survivor - a special mode, which is held in several rounds. One player is a monster and the rest are survivors. Monsters need to destroy all survivors. After the monster kills a survivor - he is on his side.
---- Types of characters----
1)Soldier - an ordinary man who is able to take up arms.
2) Reptile-mutant - this strong monster is able to hit several targets with its limbs. Well themselves shows in close combat.
3) Flyer - a small and agile monster that can fly and spit poisonous clots in 2 modes. Single mode (primary fire) and scatter mode(secondary fire), which can cause critical damage at close range to multiple targets.
----Type of weapon----
1) Bulgarian - combat Bulgarian, which causes frequent damage in close combat.
2) Axe - battle axe that deals heavy melee damage.
3) Submachine Gun-this weapon has a huge spread and small damage, used at close range.
4) Shotgun - this weapon is very effective in close combat, capable of dealing damage to multiple targets.
5) LMG (Low Caliber Machine Gun) - small caliber machine gun, effective at medium distances.
6) Carbine - is an assault rifle that shoots single, but well aimed and strong shots, used at medium or long distances.
----Types of cards----
1) Ancient building - a location where there are a lot of useful things(including weapons). Mode - Death match.
2)Island(Night) is a lost island inhabited by dangerous monsters. Mode - Survivor.


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Yours for nothing! I'm positive that the developer isn't easy.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 14:51 
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Dragon City!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1052510/Dragon_City/

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You are Soldier #332461, the only surviving member of The Resistance. After a nuclear apocalypse Dragon City is the last standing modern metropolitan area which has now been captured by the Mutant Army. The protecting dragons of the city have been neutralized and can no longer resist the tyrannical rule of the mutants. The former citizens of Dragon City that survived nuclear devastation have been turned into mutant alcoholic slaves that attack all non-mutants. it appears mankind has ruined its planet and nearly eradicated its own species but nothing is as simple as it seems!

You begin your journey inside your fallen bunker and have to collect weapons. You then must fight off the mutants as well as there slaves. If you survive you're in for a treat!




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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:26 
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Straight outta platformgamegenerator

Scream of the Viking!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9977 ... he_Viking/
(Jan 2019)

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Scream of the Viking is a hardcore 2D platformer with elements of survival in which you pass various levels playing for the last of Vikings. In this game you need to collect items, overcome various traps and obstacles in order to help the Viking get to his home. Once you collect all the items on the level, you will open the door to the Viking house, passing through which you will find yourself on another level. Be careful and attentive as the further development of the game depends on your every step. But do not be sad if you suddenly die, your level just starts again and you can try one more time .




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Yours for just 29 pance! I'm sure the developer has made those assets from scratch.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:30 
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Scream of the Viking 2!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9986 ... _Viking_2/
(also Jan 2019)

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Scream of the Viking 2 - is the second part of the story about the Viking. In the second part, you will see new even more dangerous and complex obstacles, traps and enemies. In this game you need to collect items, overcome various traps and obstacles in order to help the Viking get to his home. Once you collect all the items on the level, you will open the door to the Viking house, passing through which you will find yourself on another level. Be careful and attentive as the further development of the game depends on your every step. But do not be sad if you suddenly die, your level just starts again and you can try one more time .




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Yours for also 79 pance! Positive am I that all those randomly moving, tiny, pixel wide platforms were individually placed after much thought and design.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:35 
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Scream of the Viking 3!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061 ... _Viking_3/
(April 2019)

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Scream of the Viking 3 - this is the third part of the hardcore platformer about Vikings. In the third part you as well as in the previous need to pass the levels, playing for a Viking. At each level there is a certain number of items, which will open the door to the house of the Viking, and passing through which you will find yourself on the next level. Be careful, because on your way there are even more dangerous traps, and the levels themselves have become even more difficult. But do not worry if you suddenly die, you will try again.




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Another 79 pance! The asset swapping hurt the developers fingers. Please donate to their GoFuckMe.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:40 
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Scream of the Viking REDUX!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1062 ... ing_REDUX/
(also April 2019)

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Scream of the Viking REDUX - is the final part of that hardcore platformer with surviving elements where you are going to do lots of various levels for the Viking. In this game you have to collect all arrows on the level and after that the door to the Viking’s hut will open. You will enter the door and be on the next level. This rule works in every part of the game.

But it isn’t easy to do it because on your way to the success you will bump into lots of traps like sharp pikes, dangerous plants and so on. If you suddenly die, you can start the level again and try to finish it. Don’t be scared and good luck!




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7 9. sure.. dev.. good thing..


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:44 
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Old Edge 1! (uh-oh... 1)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1064640/Old_Edge_I/

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Old Edge I - is a simple and understandable platformer based on a classic graphics with instinctive control. In this game you will have to do different levels playing as an ancient man. There are definite things on every level. After collecting all of them a new port will open and you will able to do next level. Please, think of your every movement because the wrong action can kill your hero. To die in the game is really easy. Except for lots of traps, you will be followed by bloodthirsty flying creatures.

Don’t worry, you will achieve success! Go ahead!




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My gods! 49p at the moment!


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:48 
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Old Edge 2!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1064890/Old_Edge_II/

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Old Edge II - is the second part of that hardcore platformer about the lithic age where you will have to do lots of levels playing as an ancient man. As you know, in ancient times people didn’t use to go out anywhere without gun. That’s why in this part you have to collect all guns on the map to do next level.

In the second part you are going to do more difficult levels than in the first part: because of new monsters and traps you will be excited. After collecting all things you will see a door to do a new level. And, as always, be very attentive and careful; think of your every step. Only this way you will easily play the game to the end.




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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 16:51 
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/995740/Im_Turkey/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9976 ... _is_Santa/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1056 ... s_of_Fear/

I CAN'T BE ARSED! There are many, many more of these platformers out there. Dave managed to find the generator last year while I was tipping this shit into Steam chat, but for the life of me I can't find the link now.

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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 17:28 
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The economics of publishing this crap is interesting. Presumably they make some cash off these bits of tat, otherwise you wouldn't get people releasing dozens of them.


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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2019 17:30 
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Scream of the Viking 3!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061 ... _Viking_3/
(April 2019)

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Scream of the Viking 3 - this is the third part of the hardcore platformer about Vikings. In the third part you as well as in the previous need to pass the levels, playing for a Viking. At each level there is a certain number of items, which will open the door to the house of the Viking, and passing through which you will find yourself on the next level. Be careful, because on your way there are even more dangerous traps, and the levels themselves have become even more difficult. But do not worry if you suddenly die, you will try again.




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Another 79 pance! The asset swapping hurt the developers fingers. Please donate to their GoFuckMe.


Those screaming vikings are certainly confident that you'll want to try again after dying. Looks like a pretty addicting game.


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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 11:41 
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Squirt wrote:
The economics of publishing this crap is interesting. Presumably they make some cash off these bits of tat, otherwise you wouldn't get people releasing dozens of them.



It's got to be some sort of tax deductible scam or something.

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PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 11:49 
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★Fallalypse ★ Disconnect ❄!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9786 ... isconnect/

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An apocalypse hit Earth when the artificial intelligence rebelled and turned people into zombies with help of a virus. Then came the war of the Space Forces of Earth against machines and zombies. The war ended with the victory of the Space Forces.

Watch cities being restored on Earth devastated by the war.

It's a passive construction game: Select a location on the world map to place your base and watch NPCs building the base by demolishing buildings into parts and using them for construction, or you can see how other bases are developing if other players haven't closed access to their bases for you. You can also lock your base for other players so that only you can watch the development of your base. Your computer’s resources are used by the game AI to develop the base.

Later the Player mode will be added to the game where you will be able to visit these bases and communicate with NPCs.

MAIN GAME FEATURES:

❄ Locate your base on the world map;
❄ NPCs able to demolish old and build new constructions;
❄ Watch the development of the world by NPCs.




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Yours for a mysterious coming soon! The developer has other high quality games in this series available.


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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 13:26 
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UNSUBSCRIBED: THE GAME!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1072 ... _THE_GAME/

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UNSUBSCRIBED is a 2019 Canadian 'found footage comedy horror' game made by Alain Lagace (BMC Studio) The game is a live action interactive story. It features Goodigo (Twitch Streamer), Undead unicorn (Voice in Sexy Comedy), Galaxy Goober (Voice in Jekoos) and Mr Despicable (Actor in Real Life Battle Royal) as friends in an online video chat that is taken possesion by Steve's (Undead unicorn) brother (Alain Lagacé) because they didn't subscribe to his MyTube channel.




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Only 2 quid ish! Again, I'm sure this will stand the test of time as those involved become older.


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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 18:19 
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Aidsmoji: The Forbidden Fruit
https://store.steampowered.com/app/7944 ... den_Fruit/

ha. aids.

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Alright boys and girls, this is Aidsmoji aka the best game in the whole world. You know my grandparents always told me 'Common sense is genius dressed in his bath' and that's why I decided to make this game. In this master piece, you play as Steve, the eccentric young entrepreneur with a penchant for coin collecting and cereals. You must intimidate Jonny and Esky, all their suffering is up to you! Get ready for the ride of a lifetime through the world of Aidsmoji!




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2 quid you'll never see again. I can't find anything good to say.


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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 19:28 
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AIDSmoji? Wow. Those kids better not cut themselves on that edge!


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 12:51 
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涅槃之路!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1043760/_/

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You are in a strange world, and if you want to leave, you have to go ahead and fight until you become strong enough to reach the last level to open the door. Keep fighting, winning, strengthening yourself with rewards, hitting all kinds of opponents, the most important thing is to keep trying. Only a strong enough man can win the final victory.
Battle-related
There are three attributes in the game: power, skill and capital. Fifteen skills. Sword, shield and book are each equipped with 30 pieces. After each battle, you can choose one of the three rewards: equipment, attribute points and skill points to get, choose, use, match equipment, attribute and skill to make yourself strong enough to defeat a stronger opponent.

Battle itself does not require operation, you just choose to match the equipment, learn skills and add relevant attributes to prepare for war.




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80p! I'm sure the developer bakes a lovely meringue.


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 13:38 
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Adolf Hitler Humiliation Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9756 ... Simulator/

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18+

Adolf Hitler Humiliation Simulator
Ever wanted to piss on hitler? Now you can.
Piss on him and shoot him in this game.
We expect that some hitler supporters will be angry over game in the internet, but what can we do.
All others - in this bright day, May 9th, International Day of Victory - celebrate and torture hitler the way you want.
Hitler is a piece of shit responsible for death of my 2 grand fathers at war, and for burying in the ground 5 civilian members of my family alive


Features:


-Can piss on hitler
-You can choose to shoot him
-Interesting graphics
-Your character has a body
-Horror Music




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80p again! I'm sure the developer will add a mode to poo on Hitler! Poo! HA!


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 13:48 
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"Your character has a body"

I can see that getting added to every game released from now on. USP!


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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 15:34 
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I'll file it next to my DVDs with "interactive menu" extras.

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 15:40 
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Dabwoman: When The Dab Isn’t Sexist
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What is Dabwoman? Do I really need to explain this? I guess so, because I need a description. Well, Dabwoman is the best super hero video game ever made, want to argue on that? Alright, we are going to meet behind the school in 2 hours. You want to know the story? Alright, well it's a woman, and she eats a laundry pod for no reason what so ever, and guess what? She becomes a super hero, you gotta admit that's pretty dope. I'm not going to tell you the whole story, so just play the game man. It's like a movie, but interactive, go make some popcorn and play it, if you don't play it.. then you are a bully. Being a bully is bad.




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Apparently there's this thing where kids lift their arms up and point and apparently it's hip and groovy and sexist and yours for 3 quid. I'll say ~25 years old before they're mortified. Nice splash of "retard"s being used there too.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 16:03 
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The graphics look good though.

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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 17:01 
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Adolf Hitler Humiliation Simulator


They could do a whole range of these:

Joe Stalin Humiliation Simulator
Chairman Mao Humiliation Simulator
Emperor Nero Humiliation Simulator
Catherine the Great Humiliation Simulator (with bonus horse)
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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:31 
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Real Scary!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1072860/Real_Scary/

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Real Scary is a 'stop motion animation' psychological horror simulation featuring over 1000 real life photos.

You will be tasked with moving throughout your house to find clues as to why evil spirits are torturing your mind.

Eventually these spirits will shift from harassing you to outright attempting to murder you, so be prepared to run for a hiding spot or respond to quick time events at any moment.

You will be chased, terrorized and left in constant suspense until the very end.

If you manage to finish the game within a certain time frame you will be treated to a secret ending... but only the very best Real Scary players will be able to discover it.




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80p. I'm sure the developer didn't just walk through their house with burst mode on their camera and instead employed advanced "stop motion" techniques.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:37 
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Royale Storm Bowling!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1023 ... m_Bowling/

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Time your flicks and target carefully, escape royale storm and become the bowling master to save the world!

◉ Unlock
- Collect 80+ bowling balls.
- Upgrade your ball combining 20 shadows and 20 colors.
- Play on 32 beautiful levels.

◉ RPG
- Level Up and upgrade your health and mana.
- 50+ military ranks.

◉ Skills
- Bullet&Time, Rewind&Stop, Speed limit 100 and Zoom!


Make insane bowling stunts!




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80p! I think I may actually burst from excitement. I think it's always a good sign when the trailer starts with selecting a skin for a ball.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:42 
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Sheep Collision!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1033 ... Collision/

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Sheep Collision is a party game for up to 4 human (online) or computer-controlled players. The game features several different levels in which the goal is to defeat opponents by push them out of the meadow or otherwise. The last player standing wins the round and the first player to win a set number of rounds wins the game. The main mode of play is Free for All, but online is possible 2v2 teams.

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Every level have different type of game modes
Sheep with unique skins and accessories
Interesting ways to defeat opponents
Single player, Lan or Online up to 4 players
Free for All or 2v2 teams (online)
Random reward boxes that can give you an advantage or worst
Steam Achievements
Steam Leaderboards
Steam Cloud
Partial Controller Support: Xbox 360, Xbox One (native support) or PS3, PS4 (with SCPDS3, DS4Windows, XOutput, x360ce)




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Hey! That looks like the fun sort of thing that was given away as a disc-filler PD title on an Amiga coverdisk! Yes, yes it does. BUT(!) Eight pounds twenty nine pence. EIGHT POUNDS TWENTY NINE PENCE.


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