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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 15:20 
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I face the darkness!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9938 ... _darkness/

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This game does not appear, dialogue, text, language.
No plot.


operating

→ Move to the right
← Move left
↑ ump up
↓ Jump down
Left mouse shoot Gun
Right mouse shoot bomb


Level

The game has a total of 6 levels
There are 5 creep scenes per level, one BOSS scene
Some green "doors" will appear in the scene. When the player approaches, the enemy will come out of the door.
Kill the enemy to get the score, and also have the possibility to drop the bomb supply.
The score is useless, it is used to appreciate


trap

There are some traps in the game.
There will be movements, there will be movements, and there will be appearances when they are close.
All will cause damage to the player
Players who are hurt by the trap will be sent back to the starting point of the scene.



life

Player has 5 life
Only 1 life loss per injury
When life is 0, the game fails


jump

Jump up and jump up
Can move while jumping
Attack in a jump
Can jump up to 2 grid steps

Jump down to jump down
Jump from the platform above to the platform below
Some special platforms are allowed to jump down, and both can be passed up and down.


bullet

Bullets are infinite, you can shoot casually
The bullet will move toward the mouse click position
Bullets can destroy enemies


bomb

The maximum number of bombs is 5
Kill the enemy, it is possible to get supplies
Bombs can cause small damage
Bomb has higher damage
Bombs can destroy enemies


fraction

Show scores above the game
This only has an appreciation
Score every time you kill an enemy
BOSS has a higher score
Enemy dies, there is a probability of falling, and the item that increases the score


Archive

Every time you kill BOSS, the game will be automatically archived through the level.




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Six quid!


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 15:27 
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As a rule I generally steer clear of RPG Maker games in this thread, but this one...

Zom-bie, or Not Zom-bie!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1053 ... ot_Zombie/

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Find the cure to zombification in this lovely, female protagonist, interactive, pixel gore, zombie survival, RPG Maker MV story game with about 20 endings and about 25 Steam achievements!




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80p you'll never see again.


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 15:33 
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Granny Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1053 ... Simulator/

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In Granny Simulator there are two players, a feeble old grandmother and her lovely grandson. The grandmothers objective is to complete her every day routine while the grandson utilizes uncanny violence and pure brutality to stop her.

The grandmother can find items around her house to help fend off her grandson while she completes her objectives.

The grandson can also find objects around the house to throw at his grandmother. Some of the objects are locked in containers that require keys to be opened which can be found around the map.




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Four quid. Looks like the baby from Braindead.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 15:47 
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Okay, that looks fucking hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 23:34 
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Sounds to me as if a sale has been made, then!

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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 0:37 
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I do have the day off tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 14:52 
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Run Naked Woman Run!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9650 ... Woman_Run/

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Player character is almost naked woman. Game is 2d arcade platformer and game contains minor nudity. Player have 5 lifes and when health goes zero player will spawn to start point or checkpoint. Woman character mission is to reach finish line which contain mystery object. Player need avoid different traps like guillotine, skeleton warriors, blades and lot more. Some traps reduce health, some kill player immediately.

Collecting human hearths player get extra life or collecting 10 sperm red cells player get also extra life.
This game is simple low poly 2d platformer, with nude/meme/dark theme
Features:
- 14 levels- Test level
- different traps like: guillotine, firetraps, blades, skeleton enemies, rock spikes
- Collectables:
- Sperm cells: give points. 10 points give extra life
- hearths: give extra life
- pipes that gives super jump/jump pads
- Unlocked doors, which need hidden key
- Checkpoints
- Player health will increase during game




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Feed the birds, 80p a bag.


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 15:01 
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which goes delightfully with Dave's Christmas favourite

Horny Fighter!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/8688 ... y_Fighter/

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Player character is woman called Ivanka Horny. She's only mission is to fight against hungry zombie mens and kill them in different arenas/levels. So find and kill all men enemies and finish levels
Gameplay:
Play as woman and fight against hungry zombies and hungry mens in different minor levels, in this meme fighter game. Player mission is to find zombies and other enemies in different levels. Game contains level-up/XP system. Player Ivanka Horny can get more XP and different super combo attacks during game, when killing more enemies. Totally player can achieve 4 super combos which cause more damage
Features:
- Woman character- Zombie enemies
- Suited men enemies
- Turrets
- XP/level-up system
- Achieve and get super combos
- 13 levels




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Free for Daves! (80p)


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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 15:10 
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The Crazy Cookies!!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9747 ... y_Cookies/

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The bad guys are on their way to find the good guy, will they succeed?
Play as a robot in a platforming RPG as you go on a quest to stop the protagonist!
This game is a 2D platforming RPG where you use weapons to fight enemies and level yourself up to fight what lies ahead.

This game includes:
- 40 Levels of fighting enemies and leveling up weapons
- 12 weapons to use as you purchase them with gems you've collected
- Hidden secrets to help increase your level




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That's Numberwang! £1.69


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 15:28 
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which goes delightfully with Dave's Christmas favourite

Free for Daves! (80p)


This was Awful


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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 14:02 
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Giant Slayers!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/6639 ... t_Slayers/

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Giant Slayers is an epic fps with an intense and original battle system against giant bosses. You must quickly dodge Titan's frenetic attacks while firing accurate shots at his weak spots.

The primal gods were forgotten by humans. But now they have returned to collect thousands of sacrifices. In this post apocalyptic fantasy world, all the remaining humans are children or teenagers, as no one else lives for long. You are the only one who can end the war between civilization and monstrosity. Tranquility is the mother of courage. And only courage can bring peace.

Attention: For now, the game has only one level / boss. The final version will have about 13 titans. Soon, new updates.




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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 16:29 
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LesLove: Jessica and Ashley!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1027 ... nd_Ashley/

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LesLove: Jessica and Ashley is a relaxing puzzle game for lesbians. Love is Love!
Game Introduction
LesLove: Jessica and Ashley is a puzzle game that you only need to swap shards to restore the pictures. You can enjoy the game and get relax with one-click completion and one-hand gallery.
Game Features
Jessica and Ashley can undress (to undress all clothes needs 18+ patch DLC)
Free 18+ patch DLC
Each level can complete with one click
Gallery mode can be operated with one hand
90 worthy achievements
Relaxing music




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80p to all worthy one handed lesbians!


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 18:17 
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PUZZLETIME: Lovely Girls!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1062 ... ely_Girls/

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PUZZLETIME: Lovely Girls is a classic jigsaw puzzle game in which you need to assemble an image-scene with one of the beautiful girls from many details. The game allows you to relax for an exciting gameplay and get to know the life of 5 beauties during 20 puzzle-scenes.


Features:
5 beautiful girls
20 puzzles
Openable Image Gallery
Achievements
Cards (badges, backgrounds, emoticons) (Soon)
Steam Cloud




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Hasn't Mary got a lovely bottom? *consults with attendant nurse* Of course, they all have lovely bottoms. Coming soon!


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 18:21 
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Izumi appears to be missing nipples.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 18:23 
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Izumi appears to be missing nipples.



They all seem to have physical disabilities. Or the artist hasn't seen a lady before. Look at her wrist on the title splash image!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 19:15 
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Monsters & Anomaly!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9864 ... __Anomaly/

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Monsters & Anomaly is a fun platformer with beautiful design and dynamic music.
You are a cheerful and cheerful monster that faces unexplained anomalies in your world that cause a change in gravity and black holes.
Embark on a long and dangerous journey full of mysteries, traps and your favorite gold coins.
You can either get rich by the end or ... Your adventure will end in one of the anomalies.
Next to the adventure!

Features:
- Beautiful drawn graphics
- Dynamic and soothing music
- Interesting gameplay
- Easy to understand management
- Advanced levels




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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 19:45 
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I like the music.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 19:48 
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Another sale!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 19:58 
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HUNTERS FOR YOUR BRAIN!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1088 ... OUR_BRAIN/

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In the same lab where carried out experiments on the people the disaster occurred. All the staff left the clinic except You. You have to go through the hospital corridors are full of zombies, but it will not be an exit. The clinic itself is located on the territory of a secret military base and you will need to go through security to the exit. Look for ammunition and medicines. Ready? Then go ahead.

Peculiar properties:
-nice graphics;
-simple operation;
-interesting gameplay;
- light music;
- unforgettable adventure;




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One pound seventy! Then go ahead.


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Spice Pirates in Space: A Retro RPG!
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A legendary Space Opera? Perhaps. A silly oldschool RPG with dice instead of combat? Definitely.

Captain Spice and his small band of misfits must embark on a thrilling adventure with their space ship, the Cool Ship, while they try to stop an evil Space Wizard from destroying the galaxy. This game has it all: A duck, dice, NPCs, a guy named Slappy, a very long discussion with a flautist, Simon freaking Tower as an evil villian. What more could you ask for?

Spice Pirates in Space: a Retro RPG does not take itself too seriously. It's a fun story that usually can get a few laughs. I made it myself and it is not a AAA game. It costs less than a beer and hopefully you enjoy it almost as much!




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Only £1.70!


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 20:07 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 22:25 
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Elon Must - Road to Respect!
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This game is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and events are the products of the authors’ imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
GAME DESCRIPTION
Elon Must is a talented inventor, playboy, billionaire, adventurer and just a nice guy in the prime of his life.
Once his sensors receive a death signal of the Mars robot Opportunity as a result of a dust storm, as well as a mysterious message from space representatives of an alien militant civilization.
Armed to the teeth, Elon goes to a space adventure to Mars in order to pay the robot his proper respect and save the world.
Avoid different traps and enemies and finish all levels
GAME FEATURES:
- 10 levels- Achievements
- different traps and enemies
- Collect enough respect points to earn all achievement
- 4 different weapons. Player can use only 1 at time and it is randomly selected after death:
- Hammer of Respect
- Firegun
- Lasergun
- Rocket missile

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WASD – Movement
Space – Jump
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Completely coincidentally, this costs 80p.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:14 
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Maldrin Journey!
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Maldrin Journey is a 3D Collectathon adventure game, currently being developed in the Unity game engine. Which contains two main modes of play.

The first is a single player story mode, where the objective is to explore 16 open levels to find the scattered artefacts to save the shrine guardians, each level also features:

Ten artefacts, hidden in various locations as a reward for completing challenges.
Coins, which can be used to get hints on where the artefacts are.
A secret artefact, only one of these hidden in each level.

The artefacts are used to progress through the story.

The second is a split screen two player racing mode, where the objective is to collect more coins and artefacts then your competitor along with finishing the stage first. The winner is the best out of the three categories.

Both modes of play allow players to test their platforming and exploration skills to save the day or beat their rivals in a split screen race.

Please note: A controller is recommended for playing Maldrin Journey. Two player mode requires at least one controller.




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Eighty pe.... oh, no, hang on ... £5.80!


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Dog Barley-Break!
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Dog Barley-Break is simple puzzle game where you need to collect dog images according to the rules of the Barley-Break. Collect Barley-Break with dogs and pump your mind!

- 20 levels
- all sorts of options on each of them
- pleasant music
- addictive gameplay


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Four. Quid.

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Barley-Break is an old English country game frequently mentioned by the poets of the 17th and 18th centuries. It was played by three pairs, each composed of a man and a woman, who were stationed in three bases or plots, contiguous to each other. The couple occupying the middle base, called hell or prison, endeavoured to catch the other two, who, when chased, might break to avoid being caught. If one was overtaken, he and his companion were condemned to hell. From this game was taken the expression "the last couple in hell", often used in old plays.[1]

Its use in literature usually has sexual connotations. The best known example is in Thomas Middleton and William Rowley's play The Changeling, in which an adulterer tells his cuckold "I coupled with your mate at barley-break; now we are left in hell". The use of the phrase in Thomas Morley's madrigal Now Is the Month of Maying probably means something similar to the idiom "roll in the hay".


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:41 
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Fight for Gold II!
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-Story:

The return of the snatcher of gold.

After the looting by aliens and the civil war between humans, the world was in chaos.

Siquapi,who is looking for gold in the world and is trying to monopolize.

On the other hand, a secret girl with mysterious power also joins the battle in search of something in gold.

Who is the sole winner?


-Introduction

The arcade-style beat-'em-up game.

Fighting to the enemies,solving the puzzle,escaping and exploding!

Two selectable characters,the different fighting style between two.

Characters with different personalities and styles.

Interesting story dialogue.

Character's upgrading system.

Some funny mini games.

Multiple endings.

Multi-languages supports(Traditional Chinese,English and Japanese. Set in STEAM)

-Control(default , you can edit those keys at SETTING of this game)
UP: ↑
DOWN: ↓
LEFT: ←
RIGHT: →
ATTACK: Z
PAUSE: ENTER




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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:43 
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 0:09 
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The cake is surrounded by shackles!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1095 ... _shackles/

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This is a simple casual game

There is a cake in the middle of the screen
The left and right sides of the screen will be irregular, in random locations, cockroach
I will go to the cake, there are moving fast, and there are slow moving
Players want to eliminate cockroaches and protect the cake
When you arrive at the cake
Players will lose a little life
When life is zero, the game is over


Method of operation

Click on the screen with the mouse
Move the mouse over the cockroach and click the left mouse button




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Timeless!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091690/Timeless/

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Timeless is a classic platforming game with a small twist, the ability to either enhance the player character's speed (and slipperiness) or stop their momentum instantly. Play through five unique worlds, and then take down the big, bad boss! Afterward, replay levels to improve your time. You can also replay bosses and try for a no-damage fight!


No video! so just wonderful evocative screenshots.

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Timeless has quite the badonkadonk though.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:46 
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Timeless has quite the badonkadonk though.

It's pretty Eric


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Orbitron!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1049360/Orbitron/

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After a long time coming; Orbitron is finally being released on Steam. Colbert A Vision will also be releasing more games soon.

Orbitron is a robot created by man to search the Universe for power orbs as our energy on earth has perished. It is your duty to control "Orbitron" as he collects all the orbs on the path, and has to avoid being destroyed by DeathBots and DeathBalls that are throughout the course. Stay on the path, and avoid all obstacles. Make it to the other side and Rainen will take you to the next level. Use the arrow keys to control Orbitron and the (Shift key) to make him sprint. This second person controlled 3D game consists of a One Quest Level Objective; along with a bonus credit level at the end. If Orbitron is killed; he will start from the beginning. Do your best to stay on the path and collect all of the energy orbs. Good luck the world is depending on you.




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Herd is Coming!
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Ten years have passed since the outbreak, food has been decayed already. Survivors had to find another way to feed themselves, eventually they did. Desperately, they started eating zombies they killed. As time goes by, they are used to it. Now, the new world is described as the world of mutual cannibalism.

In this ruthless world, Mike has managed to survive by travelling and scavenging continuously. However, Mike has run into less and less people over the years. Mike worries about decreasing number of survivors and he feels he has to do something about it.
FEATURES
* WEAPONS :
Find and equip the weapon of your taste, such as : Hatchet, Baseball Bat, Bow, Combat Knife, Cleaver, Machete, Pipe Wrench. Enhance your weapon with enhancers you find, such as : Weapon Enhancer, Weapon Stat Enhancer, Weapon Extra Stat Enhancer. Hit Critical or Knock-Down based on your weapon's type.
* ARMORS :
Find and equip armors to your chest, leg and arm. Enhance your armors with enhancers you find, such as : Armor Enhancer, Armor Stat Enhancer, Armor Extra Stat Enhancer.
* CHARACTER PROGRESSION :
Kill zombies to gain experience points, gain enough XP to level up. After you level up, spend your stat points on any of eight stats to shape the character as you like.
* LOOT :
Loot environments and dead zombies to collect food, medical items, tools, weapons, armors, enhancers, raw materials, trade items and more.
* OTHER SURVIVORS :
Explore new locations to find other survivors and bring them to your shelter.
* TRADE :
Sell your loot to survivors and buy special or common items from them.
* UPGRADE SHELTER :
Build or upgrade your shelter's door, windows, beds to ensure safety and accommodation for survivors.
* QUESTS :
Unlock new locations, find new survivors, progress through the story by completing main quests. Complete side quests of survivors to gain experience points, various items, stat points, skill points.
* CRAFTING :
Craft tools, medical items, trade items, enhancers, arrows to supply your needs.
* SKILLS :
Earn skill points and unlock skills divided into four categories : Attack, Defense, Survival, Craft.
* ZOMBIE FOOD :
Collect meat, guts and brain from dead zombies. Eat them raw or cook them on the stove to produce Zombie Brain Soup, Zombie Salami and Zombie Kokorech.




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Pumpkin Dog Islands!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1095 ... g_Islands/

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About the Game
Pumpkin Dog Islands is a 3D Platformer, the player can Run, jump and hover, even wall jump against walls, and blast there way to the goal.
Pumpkin Dog Islands is filled with giant Enemies and Bosses.
Big 3D levels filled with collectibles and obstacles, Retro low poly inspired character designs.

Retro inspired soundtrack, low poly 3D environments, inspired by Early 3d platformers of the 90’s and 00’s.

-Genre, 3D Platformer
-Boss Battles
-Low poly 3D environment




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Cannibal Chickens!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1077 ... _Chickens/

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EVEN CHICKENS LOVE THE TASTE OF CHICKEN!!!

On the Isle of So-fee, immortal chickens have an appetite for....well, other chickens!
During a feeding frenzy, they will scramble to eat each other in one gulp. It's okay, though, as they just get reborn at a nest!
Features
-Set the time limit in options.

-Choose from 8 playable chickens.

-Play on one of 5 maps.

-Jump on or Dash into another chicken to eat them! +1 point for eating, -1 point for being eaten!

-Crow to boost your point gain for your next meal x3! Be careful, if you are eaten while crowing, you lose 2 points!

-If you are eaten, respawn at one of 4 nests on the map at random.

-At the end of the frenzy (time limit), the chicken with the most points wins!




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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:49 
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You are Never Alone!
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Lost in a nightmarish maze that is oddly familiar, you must remember how to escape without them finding you. Be careful though, "they" have unique powers and if you don't find all your memories, they will follow you to the outside.

The only exit is closed. You must collect enough Memories for it to open, even when it is opened, you may need more to survive.
Two different endings based on the players ability to find what they need.
Based on the mindset of a character from 'Hidden Life.'

Created by Jason Hanes.




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Poopy Philosophy!
(or is it Balls Kicking Simulator 2018? :shrug: )
https://store.steampowered.com/app/8211 ... hilosophy/

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Poopy philosophy is a game the first rule of which is to consider it being a part ove everybody's matter rather than a game.

Fuzishe spends his time on a toilet reflecting on his past mistakes and his life in general. Why is he thinking about colous black? Smooth surfaces? Why are some people telling lies of this Earth? He's got used to thes soft toilet seat and the warmed floor under his feet.
It is now November, and Fuzishe unconciously invites you to think with him.

In Poopy Philosophy you will expirience a life of a man that sits on his toilet for a month straight. Help the protagonist finish all his stinky business and think upon such questions as...?
Hold "Space" to decide on the hero's fate, and at the end of a toilet day you will see Fuzishe's face which might be sad as well as happy

Features:
- Gameplay at your fingertips
- Pixelated graphics
- No music, Fuzishe doesn't hear that kind of stuff
- Impeccaple surrounding sounds allow to fully dive into the protagonist's shoes
- 30 November days each different from the previous
- Many achievements, secrets and hats
- More than one ending




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That one looks... OK.

Apart from the jizz waterfall

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It matches your interests.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:00 
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DavPaz wrote:
That one looks... OK.

Apart from the jizz waterfall

Edit: The red maze one. Not Zardoz in bondage


When you've combed the sewer as much as I have, you start to get a burning hatred of "horror" games that are just poorly lit boxes.

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Hentai Shooter 3D: Christmas Party!
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At New Year holidays, Seranul like all lonely loser, spend his time, staring at blink monitor of his old PC.
Nourishing dinner, a pair of favorite games and many jars of good beer, is all he had.
Instead of happy Christmas parties, about which he dreamed on.
But now, all will change!
Seranul will meet uninvited guests.
Young beauties from the parallel universe will suddenly appear into his home.
And so, the thrilling Christmas begin!
Help Seranul stop the invasion and show the alien girls who's boss!

Game features:
• Retro graphics.
• Oldschool gameplay.
• Christmas spirit and the atmosphere of the New Year holidays.
• A bunch of alien beauties who will not let you get bored.
• The game has no words, only action.
• Christmas and New Year's music
• 5 Levels with a Christmas theme.




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Nights at the Clown Maze!
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You have been hired as an overnight security guard at a local fun maze that has gotten bad publicity lately due to a number of missing children and adults that were last seen in it. Your job is to make sure the android robotic clowns don't go out of hand or anyone sneaking into the maze. However, you're also there to investigate the deep secrets within the maze and the businessmen behind it. The owners have no clue you are related to one of the missing children. You need to be conspicuous throughout your secret investigation or else one of the android robots will start to "follow." What secrets lie behind the local fun maze? Only you can find out if you can keep it up working there that is....


With tons of future updates and additional storyline, this horror game will truly scare the HELL out of you! More updates to come...


How to play:

This is a point and click type of game where you choose where to go or what to view based on what you see in front of you.

This game only requires a mouse to play. It is not compatible with a game controller.

Your role as a "security guard" is to investigate the area around the security control room and possibly outside at the maze. There are some secrets that require more than just investigations in order to access.




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Timore 6!
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Vince finds himself living in an old apartment, taking care of his baby Emily and dog Rufus while struggling to pay the rent and fighting his urge to end it all by drinking a deadly dose of pills.
One day an incident happens and Emily gets really hurt, Vince can't do anything about it, but a strange creature comes to help... It offers a chance to save Vince's baby if he wishes to.
The journey won't be easy, but Vince has his dog Rufus with him, which will often help reaching various items by going through small holes and vents, opening passages and even defending Vince!
The game also features various puzzles, crouching mechanic, Rufus' command (sit/follow), secrets, scares and easter eggs!




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7 twenty! Shitly lit AND animated.


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Legends of Koyannis!
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Legends of Koyannis is a First person Horror experience built with the Unreal Engine for beautiful visuals and lighting effects.

You will have to survive as you explore the environment looking for items that will give you information for you to piece the mystery together and escape from the mysterious beings that are hunting you. You have a limited battery life so be careful!

Play as Jintan Loire, an explorer who is looking into a legend that has spread around the world about a strange and mysterious man in armour.

After falling into a cave while looking for clues of a recent disappearance, armed only with a flashlight and notepad, explore the dark cave, look for an exit and find clues to the missing person.

But beware... someone or something is following you.

Are you able to solve the armour of Parity's legend?




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Poorly lit and runs smooth like ice. Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice. When you're left. Alone. You let them treat you badly, leaves you hanging on the phone. Take off. Shove your lovin' to the wheel. Put the pedal to the floor. 'Cos your heading for the hills. Got to get away, can't take it no more. Man you don't need this. Leave it, leave it, leave it at the door, the door, the door, the door. Sanch, open the door! 80p


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Case Simulator Weapons and Armors!
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Unbox some of the most exotic Weapons and Armors skins in this brand new game.
Collect and improve rare Weapons and Armors.

Case Opener provides:
- The most realistic representation of opening
- Skin inventory
- A user-friendly interface
- All game functions available from the start - no need to level up!
- Inspect Items
- Preview Skins
- Weighted Skins




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VR Killer App Alert!

Scooter Delivery VR!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1060 ... livery_VR/

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You are hired by a local grocery store in a newly developed seaside town to do deliveries and run errands mostly on a fully functional motorized Scooter.
You will be asked to complete jobs such as gathering fruits up a tree to bring back to the store, climbing a mountain to feed an animal, to simply throwing magazines at the doorstep of local stores/residents. No two jobs are the same but they all involve a delivery. Expect to ride through traffic, climb the mountain range, enter buildings, interact with animals and/or people, hop on/off the Scooter via teleport and more all while listening to public radio. This is just the beginning of your new life in VR. This experience is tailored to those who enjoy driving, the open road and the radio while doing deliveries in a living environment.

OVERVIEW:
Total control of Scooter : Accelerate at your own speed, steer freely, hop on/off bike via teleport
You can enter some buildings, you can climb parts of the mountain
Interaction with the animal kingdom in a living seaside town
Be watchful for angry cab drivers and falling from height, as both will get you killed
VR sickness kept to minimum using various techniques for people new to VR
Radio player to enjoy while you work around town on your Scooter

FUTURE PLANS:
Player having to put gas into bike at gas station
More parts of the mountain region will be accessible/climbable
More buildings to enter
Another city or a forest island nearby for the new missions
More animals and/or people interaction
Ability to get paid and spend money
Better Save/Load functions




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You'll have to wait until soon to walk around like you've shit yourself and paw your way up trees. I can't wait to be get in touched by bru tood in my ear.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 16:12 
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ball fall!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/857590/ball_fall/

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the ball that will fall - score points by floating down onto the platforms below and watch out for an electric shock. You can also score points by collecting rings.

How much will you score.




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So smooth I could cry. Coming soon!


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:56 
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This one is particularly egregious, so I've spoilered it as it contains cartoon depiction of violence towards women.

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Kick The Anime Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9674 ... Simulator/

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Perform experiments on anime girl characters.

squeeze by walls, pass nails, fling cleaver, release all joints, and experiment with bombs. Choose from a lot of girls anime.

You have an unlimited number of cleaver what can you do with them?

You can dance. You have to change the mode to fly the anime. And you can fly them as long as you want and you can drop them.. The rest is up to your ability to test. In this game you can stress as you like. Simple and fun


Angry at your boss?

Want to smash all around you?

Want more kicks?






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This appalling piece of shit is two quid ish.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 18:08 
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Space Survivors Shooter!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/7044 ... s_Shooter/

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Hello Space Survivors, this is a little shooter game. In the future it will get bigger, now the game persits only of one main menue, and a little Shooter Level where you can kill zombies, buy weapons, buy new areas open and buy perks. Each wave the zombies have more health and every wave more of them will be spawnend. Also you can die through them. Plese understand that this game is being developed by a few developers with no experience in games. Later on we will add more stuff, currently the game mode is
some sort of zombie shooter mode where you can buy weapons and so on. (No Survival). A Multiplayer is also planned.
Current State is:
We only habe 3 weapons, a handfull of buildings , a little zombie map, a not so stable multiplayer implementation (host to client), a main menue where you can walk around, one character with no animations but we have a big dream.




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Four quid please.


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