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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 4:52 
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b.m.g 19 - bike messenger go!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1038 ... senger_go/

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Get in the role of an urban bike messenger, ride, walk and sometimes use a car trough the city and deliver letters just in time.

Earn money and customize your bike and biker, have a look on your opponent the city postal service because if you are not busy enough they set post boxes everywhere and occupy your customers!

Have fun exploring the vast city and its suburbs spread over a few islands in an open world.

Race and chase with other bikers for money and fame or look for a gamble store if you are lazy
Participate in an epic keirin style bike race in the velodrome!

Don´t get caught by the police or the gangsters because they take your hard earned money!

And at least buy some flowers to invite your girl friend to an epic ride to a restaurant to enjoy a romantic evening!




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£2.89! I'm sure the developer was a fan of Little Big Adventure.


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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 9:25 
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 9:31 
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Hey! That looks like the fun sort of thing that was given away as a disc-filler PD title on an Amiga coverdisk! Yes, yes it does. BUT(!) Eight pounds twenty nine pence. EIGHT POUNDS TWENTY NINE PENCE.

Knockout 2, right?

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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2019 17:44 
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 17:56 
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Author Clicker!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1038 ... r_Clicker/

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Select images and text from randomly provided content to create your own story!

Roleplay as an author writing a story or visual novel. No typing! Let your creativity flow. On each page, select an image and story text from randomly provided content. Earn points as you play to unlock additional story text options!

NEW in Version 1.1: Make your own story text captions from a selection of random words! From the story text caption selection screen, click on the button in the upper left corner. Select words and end your sentence by clicking the next button on the lower right corner. If you don't like the words available, click on the button in the upper left corner to refresh the words available!

How to play:

1. Let your creative imagination run wild! There is no right or wrong approach to creating your own story.
2. On each page, the player will be limited to selecting one image from eight random images from the larger collection of provided images.
3. Then the player chooses one story text caption from eight random captions from the larger collection of provided story text captions.
4. On the finalization page, the player may move the story text caption by clicking on the screen.
5. The player can go back to earlier pages in the same game session to look at the progress of the current story. Previous captions can be moved.
6. The player can visit the unlock screen (button in lower left corner) to see how many points have been earned from playing so far.
7. Points can be spent on unlocking additional story text categories which immediately expand the story text captions available. There are seven unlockable categories!
Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:

Random story text is separated into categories that must be unlocked by the player before it is accessible in the game. The "Action & Violence" category includes some text describing violence. The "Crude Humor" category includes crude humor which may be offensive to some. When unlocked, the "Profanity" category adds story text containing profanity. The "Romance & Sexuality" category includes story text with sexual themes including discussions of consensual sex and masturbation.





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£1.70, but with another fiver's worth of DLC.


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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2019 19:18 
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Sometimes to Deal with the Difficulty of Being Alive, I Need to Believe There Is a Possibility That Life Is Not Real!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/7893 ... _Not_Real/

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**This current version is for an exhibition at Denny Dimin gallery in New York from May 23-June 30, 2019**

This software is morphable to what you want it to be. It can be a small database of games, a downloadable art show, a simulation, a moving painting, an album, an existential crisis, a talisman, a play, a meditation, a spell, a forest, a distopian nightmare, a joke.

The amount of interaction and exploration is not a ton. If you explore and play through everything it would take maybe an hour or so at most.
-There are small games and walking sims to play on machines in abandoned buildings.
-You can chat with other players in the multiplayer mode and see if they are human or machine
-There is a band and a small secret lair
-There is no beginning or end
-There is no winning or losing

And there is an infinite, dramatic cycle of accumulation and destruction:

Hit the number 3 key. You can choose the perspective of 3 NPC actors or a stage overview. They are acting out an absurdist play. They are the sole survivors of a human apocalypse. They are trying to procreate to start civilization over again but they’re having a hard time. They are sending emails to nowhere, gossiping, meditating, taking naps, cleaning up. They’re collecting artifacts around the stage and building a machine. When the machine is done it generates an AI and then blows up.

To see what the NPCs do you can leave the simulation on at a party, in a room while you are doing other things, etc. It could run for many hours and you will see, read and hear different things.
If you have a few computers you can link them up and see different perspectives at once. With multiple channels of the atmospheric sounds it becomes a sort of instrument or generative album as well.

Before you download, I encourage you to download the 100+ page manual which I am giving away for free. Click the “View the manual” on the right hand side of this page and download it.

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-There are a lot of collision issues. It’s very hard to make AI run around and do lots of stuff infinitely without getting stuck ever so we had to turn it off in places.
-This is not for everyone. If you’re looking for some fun, addicting type game with slick mechanics do not download this.
-Play in single player mode, start a server or join a server. LAN works but usually from the .exe directly rather than from the app inside Steam.




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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 7:15 
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Deadly Kingdom!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1015 ... y_Kingdom/

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Welcome to Deadly Kingdom, the ultimate medieval experience you always wanted. You play the role of Sir Gareth, a lord commander appointed by the king to protect the land. The kingdom was once ruled by a very powerful king and his guards had a mission, to protect the red crystal that would give any army immortality. But this comes with a cost, and that means trying to deal with all possible enemies that come your way.
The king got mad and thus he appoints Gareth with the idea of protecting the castle and keeping the Invisible King’s army that really tries to acquire that crystal and rule all the lands. You are not alone in the journey. Mary, your sister, is here to stay with you through all the missions and eventually help you rule the lands in any way that you deem or see fit.
Use magic weapons and stop your enemies
You have a magic army at your disposal and you can use that to eliminate all enemies as much as possible. The army has golems and dragons and it helps you disperse their wrath to enemies all over the battlefield.
You can appoint soldiers to the castle so you can defend it and keep the enemies away. Or you can just strive to keep everyone outside the castle and protect it. There are tons of choices, but only one will be the right one for you.
A huge range of soldier types
Your character and Mary have their own weapons, but at the same time you will get assistance from soldiers that are currently defending the castle too. These armies, which include fire, stone, winter golems, morgensterns, axemen, swordsmen, archers, knights and dragons will do everything in their power to help you. And all you have to do is to give them the ability to do that.
The army can have up to 500 different creatures in it and you can feel free to control that entire army if you want. Start defending the castle and keep your enemies safe as you attempt one of the toughest and most challenging experiences out there. If you are a fan of medieval games and castles, check out Deadly Kingdom now and you will not regret it. This is the ultimate medieval adventure you always wanted!
Features:
• 20 weapon skins per hero
• Intense strategy gameplay
• Lots of soldiers to choose from
• Create an army of up to 500 creatures




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Yours for *cleans glasses* 28 quid! Runs so smooth. Silky.


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 7:25 
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Sometimes to Deal with the Difficulty of Being Alive, I Need to Believe There Is a Possibility That Life Is Not Real is the best name for a game I've ever heard.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 8:13 
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Sometimes to Deal with the Difficulty of Being Alive, I Need to Believe There Is a Possibility That Life Is Not Real is the best name for a game I've ever heard.


Reminds me of Damien Hirst's Pickled Shark.


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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 8:30 
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Kern wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Sometimes to Deal with the Difficulty of Being Alive, I Need to Believe There Is a Possibility That Life Is Not Real is the best name for a game I've ever heard.


Reminds me of Damien Hirst's Pickled Shark.

Worst.
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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 9:09 
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Kern wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Sometimes to Deal with the Difficulty of Being Alive, I Need to Believe There Is a Possibility That Life Is Not Real is the best name for a game I've ever heard.


Reminds me of Damien Hirst's Pickled Shark.

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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2019 20:01 
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Then I think you should all purchase that particular video experience when it becomes available. We have to help these independent developers otherwise we'll never see another Archor Wright.

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:06 
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Then I think you should all purchase that particular video experience when it becomes available. We have to help these independent developers otherwise we'll never see another Archor Wright.

a: Every time I've offered you one of these games you've said no
b: Archor Wright was so bad you had to do a system restore on your computer to get rid.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:22 
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I refuse to live in a world where people diss Archor Wright and his excellent motion sickness simulators!

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 22:37 
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Plunger Knight - Washers of Truth!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1055 ... _of_Truth/

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Plunger Knight is a platformer game about a lonely knight who lived in the Middle Age and has lost almost everything he had but had to face a new challenge: robots. In the series of his adventures, he travels the world and time to battle against them.

Washers of Truth is the first adventure that would provide hours of excitement and gameplay.

Under the control of the Evil Developer, the robots has invaded Scotland in 1278 AD. They built a robot factory releasing machines here and there and creating terror for the public and the entire world.

Having built his armor again, he had a chance to speak to an Unknown Creature who would help him in his endeavor against the Machines. He actually learns for the first time what machines mean. The Unknown Creature gives him a magical weapon, which is a plunger, into which he had forged some magic as it was the only available tool at his home. But it works well.

His mission against the Machines is not limited with fighting them. He has to penetrate the underground areas of the Kilchurn Castle and some other locations to find the areas they occupied and built their workshops and platforms to move. In beautiful northern locations, he seeks clues about the whereabouts of the factory of the Robots, helps people survive the evil actions of the Machines, and solves puzzles to move forward.




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Mark your calendars as this is coming soon!


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 23:00 
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Pew Dew Redemption!
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Dive into the role of Pew and fulfill your destiny as the last independent content creator.
Face and Destroy the company and all of its subjects to bring peace and freedom back to the internet.




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Yours for nowt!

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:48 
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homicide
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This is a decryption game (first-person perspective),The player is at a murder scene.The player must first find the body,Then find five clues scattered around the scene,Then you can pass the level.There are two levels in this game,The player focuses on the corpse or clue for more than 2s,Can trigger the dialog box (meanings the body or clue has been found).
Control keys:
WASD movement
The left Shift running
Space leaping




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Two quid ish.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:09 
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Story of Monster!
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Story of Monster - is a 2D intuitive platformer with surviving elements where you are going to do hardcore levels playing as an alien monster. Your purpose is collecting human brains. After collecting all things on the level you will be opened the entrance to a space ship of people. Visiting this space ship the Monster will be able to get to the Earth which he desired to enslave.

Be careful doing the levels. Pay your attention on every detail because any wrong step will kill your monster. Don’t be sad in case your failure. After your death you will be able to do the level again at once.


No video! But I'm willing to bet it's utterly silent as it jumps from randomly placed tiny platform to randomly placed tiny platform.

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Yours for coming soon! Expected to be 80p, though. As all the other ones are.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:15 
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Massive copyright infringement alert! (video soundtrack)

War of the Seraphim!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1060 ... _Seraphim/

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This game depicts the post-apocalyptic world wrought out by a war among humanity. The only remnants are machines mass fabricated during the war which were designed for fighting. You are one of the sole survivors meant to wrought out the remaining robots left in the world, the only problem is that for every hostile you kill, two more respond and reinforce their army. How far can you make it?

Gameplay-
You will have to fend off a single, increasing, wave of robots and you have to keep up to pace in an arms race of sheer numbers versus (you) strategy and skill as you level yourself up using the scrap metal that you salvage from surrounding robots you have killed off. You will have to make sure your upgrades are balanced and well placed such that you can properly fend off the hoards of enemies.


Steam video, not uploading it to uTub.

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Yours for 80p! In blindly shooting on a line, this accurate monster gets to shuffle all the while forwards. With you.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:32 
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A Story of Us - ep. 1 - First Memories!
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An half naked woman woke up in an unknown place.
Her body is covered by scary wounds.
She didn''t remember what happened...

What's her story ?
Who is telling the story ?
How many stories have developed her story ?

Your task is to help her to remind her story...but not only her's.....

This is a 3D adventure graphic point and click games using a mix of 2 and 2.5D style.

Keyboard controls:

WASD or arrow keys ---- move character
X or Return ---- interaction button

----------> Support for Controller will be added in next episodes
Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:

In this episode you will see nude clips




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Five quid. Many naked people in ruined buildings.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:37 
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Kill jump monster!
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This is a simple casual game
Control mouse
Click on the characters, or monsters that pop up from below to play the game.
Click on the monster to get the score
Clicking on a character will lose life
When the monster falls back below, it will lose life.
When life is 0, the game is over

The top left corner of the screen shows life
The score is displayed directly above the screen


Method of operation

Click on the monster with the mouse




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Fifteen pound fifty :DD


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:52 
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Theme Park Worker!
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Theme Park Worker is a simulation game about theme parks. You work in an amusement park and are responsible for the attractions that you can freely choose in this open-world game. This concept has not existed yet.
The features:
freely accessible Open World game world
game world full of details
Control your attractions
be yourself a visitor, take a seat and drive with some attractions[/ list]

currently open attractions in our park:
Westernexpress
Autoscooter
Bull-Riding
Floßfahrt
Break Dance No3
Free Fall Tower
Märchenkarussel
Märchenwirbel




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It's on offer, but the full price is 14 quid. Those rides look so exhilarating I think I may Floßfahrt.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 5:04 
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Lizardquest-Alien waters!
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Hello, i am the developer of this game Lizardquest-Alien waters ,
and as we all like The Role Playing games and Adventures, this game is
an Adventure game , I try to make an interesting
and fun game, simple to play in the beautiful world.

As an Adventure game with different places to go. The Story in the game is about the
Lizard, who came from the sea , the home, to discover new Adventures and secrets,
and your choices will lead him in the game, and will build his reality,
the game is not an open world adventure, but there is a portal to go back to home,
and choose where to go next and what path of adventure to choose.

There are 9 slots for weapons you can have at any time, but you can choose what
to keep and what to change for other weapon, but the focus in the game is to move around,
and not always to shoot something.
Controls are standard:
W,A,S,D to move, Ctrl to crouch, Space to jump, E to use, 1-9 weapons, 0-hide weapon,
Mouse left to atak, Mouse move to look around, and Mouse wheel to change weapons,
Shift to sprint.

I know that i tried to fix mistakes in the game,
but in case of an error Uninstall and Reinstalling usually helps,
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Five pahnd twenny. Runs smooth like ice. Cold to the touch and it isn't very nice. When you're left. Alone. You let them treat you badly, leaves you hanging on the phone. Take off. Shove your lovin' to the wheel. Put the pedal to the floor. 'Cos your heading for the hills. Got to get away, can't take it no more. Man you don't need this. Leave it, leave it, leave it at the door, the door, the door, the door. Sanch, open the door!


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 5:37 
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Ghost Buster 3D!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1019 ... Buster_3D/

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their energy to survive. There is a present ghost epidemic, ghosts have
taken over several residences and you've been called upon to do the job no
one has been able to do, that is eliminate all ghosts you see occupying the
residences.

Since these are ghosts, no normal weapon will have an effect on them. You
do have a weapon that zaps ghosts, a ghost zapper which is basically an EMP
device modified by you to zap ghosts.

While it all looks good, the zapper has a kink though. It draws on your
energy when fired. This means that you can't go out there with a guns
blazing mentality in mind. You have to be frugal in your use of the ghost
zapper. So technically, you can kill yourself if you overuse your zapper.

The good news is, on successfully zapping a ghost, your health is restored
back to full levels.

Also you have a map that is your guide to tracking down these dastardly
ghosts, use it well, make sure you keep your distance when hunting these
ghosts, they draw on your health when you get too close to them, even
behind walls where you can't see. Mastery of your map is essential to your
survival in this third person shooter.

As a ghost, you possess the ability to walk through walls in your bid to
hunt down ghosts, though this process will draw on your health and is not
advised.

We have identified three ghost types out there, the reds are the malevolent
types, attacking when you get within range, the yellows which cause
difficulty with your lights and the blues which teleport you to other areas
where you may meet the more malevolent types. The different ghost types are
outlined on your map so be careful out there.




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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:29 
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aaaaaand another one

Bigfoot: The Secret Life!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083 ... cret_Life/

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Bigfoot: The Secret Life - an elementary 2D platformer with elements of survival in which you pass quite difficult levels, playing for an Bigfoot. The essence of this game is very simple, you need to collect all the items on the level and not die. But be careful, you can meet a variety of obstacles, such as other obstacles, traps, and so on. Once you collect all the items on the level, you will see the door to the home of the Bigfoot, passing through which you will find yourself on another level. Don't turn off the right way. Good luck!


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:39 
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Old Edge III!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1083 ... _Edge_III/

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Old Edge III - is a continuation of that hardcore platformer about primitive people. In the third part of the game you will have to do the levels as the girl of those times when people tried to survive not to live. As usual, the most important aim of yours is collecting definite things from regular work those times.
On every level there are four things. After collecting them the door of the main character will open and, when you open it, you will be on the next level. This part of the game is rich in enemies and traps. They are more and dangerous. Think of your every step and action because one wrong movement and your hero will die. Just face your fear, don’t distract yourself. This game won’t be boring indeed.




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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:42 
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Zombies war!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1081140/Zombies_war/

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The player is in a desolate area,They're surrounded by zombies,Players are free to switch between first and third person,Players are free to explore their surroundings,Find supplies. Find weapons. Kill the zombies,Try your best to survive for a long time.




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Yours for one pound seventy! Accurately shooting all the while, this monster shuffles to get on a line with you, blindly moving forwards.


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:46 
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The Unity fly-tipper is back today too.

Most Correct Football Simulator!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1081 ... Simulator/

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Most Correct Football Simulator – a physics-based soccer simulator. The main feature of the game is the unpredictable behavior of the players on the pitch. However, you should keep in mind that not only the opponent team’s players are going to faff around but your own as well, because their main task is not to score a goal but just to kick the ball as strong as they can, and they do not really bother where it is going to fly then. Besides, sometimes the players do not scruple to hit one another, and you can act in the same way too. And if you neutralize the opponent's player, their team will become weaker so you will have more chances to win. The main objective is to score 15 goals to win the match. You can use any kind of dirty tricks, for there are no rules in this game.




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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:47 
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 3:55 
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Nah, just wukked.

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Welcome To... Chichester Redux : The Spy Of America And The Long Vacation!
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WTC Redux expands on the background of Welcome To... Chichester 2, and is the first of a trilogy. The story is set in a semi-fictional world where secret organisations covertly battle each other for ideological supremacy.

The Story

Set before the events of WTC 2, your plans for a mountaineering holiday are thwarted by your nemesis from a rival organisation - the much feared Grendel Jinx. After destroying almost all of her organisation, the funds for dealing with her and her much put-upon assistant are redirected to "interrogation" equipment by your rather perverted boss. Replaced by a more ruthless agent, the only thing you have looking forward to is your holiday.

Originally planning on containment and perhaps getting revenge, Grendel's plan soon changes when she hears where you are going. Bringing back memories of her first partially complete solo mission, she decides to finish the job, taking you along with her - whether you like it or not.

Unbeknownst to either of you, this sets in motion a series of events that has reprecusions for your rivalry with Grendel and your organisation.

Features

* Three endings to be found (of which one changes a lot of the dialogue)

* Simple RPG fight sequence against your nemesis

* Enhanced, upgraded and extended story lasting around 2 - 3 hours with one play through

* A funny and dramatic story




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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 4:26 
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Who Is This Man!
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Your task is to report interesting items found in the house of the new person you moved into. You have to search the whole house and report valuable items after stealing it from him. You can buy all the agent tools that will help you to do this from the market. (drone, invisibility radio, bear trap, security cameras, etc.)
But when you do, your goal is to set up cameras in the house and install traps. You will be charged according to the value of the object you are reporting and you can spend them as you wish. You can mining to make money easier.




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Yours for £7.20! Anybody know him? I don't recognise him. Maybe I ought to pop around and introduce myself, maybe with a friendly "Hello, neighbour!"


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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 4:32 
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Hyper Galactica!
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Spaceships fights in galaxies

In 12 levels of game, your spaceship has to destroy, with your missiles, all the enemies coming from other galaxies before they invade our Planet. Watch out for their stealth spaceships, but also planets, black holes, asteroids, magnetic fields, stars, ... !

The aim is multiple: reach the level 12 with success but also overpass the reference scores of the game by reaching, at each level, the bonus.
Game of increasing difficulty across 12 galaxies, one per level of play.

Each game sequence is played alone. However, by choosing among 7 avatars, one avatar per player, you have the opportunity to compete with friends or family members. In this case, in their own game sequence, they will try to beat you by exceeding your level and score.

You can play every sequence of the game with your controller (XBOX, ...) or your keyboard (QWERTY, QWERTY):
- If you have connected a controller, all the main functions of the game such as moving a spaceship, firing a missile, ... during a game action are entirely performed by your controller.
- If you have not connected a controller, your keyboard will allow you to access these same functions of the game.

Notice that the interactive menu, the exit of the game, the choice of an avatar, the setting and the pause are always carried out with your keyboard and your mouse.

Now, it's your turn !




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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2019 4:37 
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time of the zombies!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1004 ... e_zombies/

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time of the zombies sets you as the only survivor in an apocalyptic world filled with zombies,
guns and ammo. How long will you stay alive? will you end up as zombie food?




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They want £2.10 for this.


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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 8:34 
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Seeker of Adventures!
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Seeker of Adventures - is the simplest 2D platformer with surviving elements where you need to do hardcore levels playing as a traveller who wants to be rich finding treasure of ancient tribes. The main idea of the game is simple: there are four gold tiny statues. You have to collect all of them. Then the door to the traveller’s house will open and you will get to the next level.

But, as we know, travelling like that you should remember – it isn’t so clear in our life… On your way to success there will be lots of traps and obstacles. You are the one who’s going to make decisions and act. So, it will depend only on you what will happen to your hero: find treasure or die. There is no the third thing. Good luck!


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Three games in two days. They must be very well designed and planned.


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Seeker of Adventures!
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 14:20 
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2019 14:22 
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Chernomeat Survival Game!
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! The great adventure is about to begin !
Help Vladi Meat return to its original form, for this you will have to travel the world of ChernoMeat, a place where plagued by enemies who try to stop you at all times.
explores all corners of ChernoMeat and searches for the dungeons that are hidden in the city in order to advance within the history and discover the past of VladiMeat.

! And beware of Rozhok, the mad scientist who tries to capture you no matter what !

! You'll be able to help VladiMeat return to his original form ¡

History of the game

A Young artist named VladiMeat walked through the park, looking for work. There he finds a newspaper, which had a recruitment add for people willing to experience a new vaccine.
For Lack of money VladiMeat decides to go and ask about the job. Upon arrival he meets a scientist named Rozhok tall and with pointed hair. Rozhok talks to VladiMeat about the work and how much he would win, between his talk Rozhok asks VladiMeat if he was willing to take the job immediately, VladiMeat accepts the job.
Rozhok injects a yellow substance, after a while VladiMeat begins to feel dizzy, causing it to become a piece of meat. Seeing that Rozhok was trying to neutralize him with a Taser VladiMeat comes running out of the lab.




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It's exactly like also Unity-default-crafty game Unturned, but this time they want £4 of your money.


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:01 
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VR Killer App Alert!

Strange and weird museum!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9961 ... rd_museum/

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Strange things are happening in the museum. In this museum you have to capture the phenomenon using a camera.
A variety of statues dances and approaches to you. Take pictures so that these statues can not reach to you.
And Please enjoy watching various theme.

1. Use the trigger on the controller to take pictures!
2. Observe statues!
3. Take a picture of the upcoming statues!
4. Observe various themes!
5. Take a picture of the boss statue at the end of the theme!

STORY

Stanley, a 21 year old, wants to have a new camera in order to fulfill the dream of a photographer.
One day, strange rumors began to spread from a secluded museum.
Although a bit scary, Stanley goes to a strange and weird museum to take picture the phenomenon for fulfill his dream.

this game

statues can be threat. they are mischievous statue so they want to surprise you.
you have to take them picture using camera. Go to inside of museum for catching museum's secret.
we want make people to funny. so statues moving is very mischievous. many kids like it.
adult also enjoy this game.




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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:11 
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Have you ever wanted to hold a gun wrongly as Moby? How about hold a tiny minigun as a flat-cap wearing Michael Caine? Or even the legless torso of Keanu Reeves? Well good news!

Vip Em Up - The action movies stars beat em up Ep.0 ( beta )!
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Vip em up game let you to play an old style beat em up game using as character many famous stars of action movies.

MAny episodes will be realesed little by little together with new characters.

So...what are you waiting for ? Beat all em up !!!!!!

At the moment the controller is only set on keyboard:

Arrows ---- move caracter
Z ---- Punch
X ---- Kick
C ---- Block
Space ---- Jump
Esc ---- restart ( also when character died )
Q ---- Quit to Windows




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Since I bookmarked it it's been unlisted! Mysterious.


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Q quit to Windows! Probably the key you’ll be mostly using in this game.

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:17 
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It is beat them up, but photograph has gun!

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:22 
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Hnggghhhh.. hurrrrr.. hurrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Erotic Winter Sports!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/9666 ... er_Sports/

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Oh gods that's right. hnghhhhhh......

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You can always make any sport more entertaining by adding sexy girls. Get ready to meet hot beauties and help them reach the top of their chosen sport!

Charming athletes are already waiting for you in Erotic Winter Sports - a game that combines match-three mechanics and a whole bunch of exciting sports mini games! You are to help young sport girls to hone their skills and win the competition. Get experience point by matching 3 or more identical objects, level up girls' skills and play mini games. For every victory of a beauty you'll be greatly rewarded.


hurrr sounds great..



ohhh.. hurrr huhhhhhhhhhhhrrrhhhh.

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hnnnghhh quicker... that's it, right at the tip.. hnnnghhhhh hurrrrr

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HNNNGH! I AM ABOUT TO MILK!

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urHrurhHJRuRRhhhrhhurhjrhhhrh... ah... ahhhhhhh.

Four quid's on the bedside table. *rolls over and farts*


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 13:13 
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Coast team!
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80p for a gripping experience. Off the coast.


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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 13:35 
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Hentai Arena | Battle Royale!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1084 ... le_Royale/

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Hentai Arena | Battle Royale - is a shooting game, in which anime girls fighting each other for their lives.

Battle to become the last waifu standing on this apocalyptic island through tactical gun-play, an epic map, and physical shooting.

You need to kill as many enemies as possible to win.
Features:
3 types of weapons
advanced AI enemies
limited map




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If you've ever dreamed of being looked at by a deformed child in their pants? Waving a gun around as their arms and hands clip through the weapon? Then it'll cost you 80p to feel the gaze of their dead, sharklike eyes.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 13:46 
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Fatty Space!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1078930/Fatty_Space/

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You are astronaut stucked in space after an alien object almost destroyed your space station and you have no equipment to come back to Earth. What are you going to do in open space until boredom kills you? Your crew knows the answer!

1 player training mode with online scoreboard
Up to 4 players party mode
6 disciplines - Race, Football, Spaceball, Survival, Bomb and Intestines, play them one by one or challenge your friends in tournament
Easy player control, hard movement in space - you have to train hard for being the best
A lot of fun, awesome sound effects
Crazy fights
Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:

The game contains many angles of bottom part of body, excrements and various dose of uncomfortable sounds!




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£5.20. Lots to do with fat.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 13:49 
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The game Microcosm could have been!


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 17:49 
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Scarey fuckin' darey!

VR Killer App Alert!

Trinity of Chaos!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1033 ... _of_Chaos/

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*THUNDER CRASHES*
*A SMALL CHILD SCREAMS IN TERROR*
*A PICTURE OF MANCHESTER*
*NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS*
*SCURVY!*
*BOT FLY INFESTATIONS*


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Experiecne created for relaxation. the player moves in the late twentieth century to a roadside motel.
You can visit guest rooms or go to the reception using a teleport.

The car park has old cars that you can watch.

However, most recommend to sit at the campfire, get into the atmosphere of the past and reminisce about the old times.
Society by the fire will keep us dancing women.

We will be accompanied by dancing women.

Featured:

- Motel
- Motel rooms
- Reception
- Old Cars
- Dancing woman
- Campfire




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Oh. Yours for UNKNOWN! I'm sure the developer knows how shadows work, really.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 15:29 
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Attack cockroach save the cake!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1079 ... _the_cake/

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After the game starts
Will show a cake on the right side of the screen
From the left side of the screen, there will be continually running out
I will climb to the cake on the right.
Players need to click with the mouse cockroach
The clicked click will be destroyed
Successfully reaching the cake, it will consume the player's HP
When the player's HP is 0, the game is over.
Try to eliminate more embarrassment.


Method of operation

Use the mouse to click on the screen cockroach




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The developer will let this go for 80p.


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 Post subject: Re: Steamy Piles
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 15:38 
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Homeless Simulator 2!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063 ... mulator_2/

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Homeless Simulator 2 is a homeless person simulator. Homeless persons are those who find themselves living on the streets because of family conflicts, somebody’s fraud, loss of the job or health problems. They are those who need help. It is easy to find yourself living on the streets, but it is practically impossible to get out of such a life without help. The scene of the game is a small town in wintertime. The main task is to survive in those terrible conditions. You have to constantly monitor your body temperature, your hunger and thirst levels, hide yourself from the wind, and find places where you can stay overnight.

Inventory: Tab
Interact: E
Sleep: N
Drag: LMB




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80p again.


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