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 Post subject: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:07 
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Did not play the original but it has a bit of a cult following :

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Why the fuck aren't more games about vampires? They're fucking badass.

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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They're overrated imho. All they could really do was bite people and turn into bats so then they made it that they've got super strength and are really good at things like kung fu as well. What next?


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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There's the racist and sexual undertones of an outsider polluting your womenfolk's blood.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:55 
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Grim... wrote:
Why the fuck aren't more games about vampires? They're fucking badass.

Games are only about SoldierMen or Zombies.

Oh shit, maybe this is the new "all food is soup/salad/pizza/sandwich/taco/calzone."


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:56 
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They're overrated imho. All they could really do was bite people and turn into bats so then they made it that they've got super strength and are really good at things like kung fu as well. What next?

Yer literal Dracula had more powers than "bite people and turn into bats."

Also, the Vampire: The Masquerade RPG this is based on had a really deep and interesting power system and hierarchy system for vampires. It's one of the best takes on this I've ever seen.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 12:51 
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There's the racist and sexual undertones of an outsider polluting your womenfolk's blood.

You think game developers are going to shy away from racist and sexual overtones?!

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Why the fuck aren't more games about vampires? They're fucking badass.

Games are only about SoldierMen or Zombies.

Oh shit, maybe this is the new "all food is soup/salad/pizza/sandwich/taco/calzone."


Is a calzone a sandwich?

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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MaliA wrote:
Is a calzone a sandwich?

No. Calzone is a quintessential food type.

Pasties, pies, dumplings, scotch eggs, and ravioli are all calzones.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 14:13 
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Is cheese on toast a pizza?


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Don't encourage him. And don't make eye contact.

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Trooper wrote:
Is cheese on toast a pizza?

No. Cheese and beans on toast OTOH

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Trooper wrote:
Is cheese on toast a pizza?

It's toast. Pizza is toast. Nigiri is toast. It's all toast.

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Does a toasted cheese sandwich morph from a sandwich to a calzone if you do it in a breville sandwich toaster?

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 15:15 
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 15:29 
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VTMB is among my favourite games of all time. This has original writer Brian Mitsoda and Chris Avellone on board. Also Cara Ellison from Rock Paper Shotgun. There's no reason for not to be excellent.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 15:58 
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Any further posts about food catagories will be changed to stuff about vampires.

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 16:00 
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Could a vampire eat a cross shaped toastie?


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 16:07 
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A cross-shaped toastie is actually just an unfolded calzone.

Also, there are LOADS of vampire games, they just all look awful.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 16:07 
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Cras wrote:
Does a toasted cheese Brujah morph from a Brujah to a Malkavian if you feed them the correct Elder blood?
Yes.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 16:14 
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Giphy "vampire toast":
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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Well played giphy, well played.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Fuckity-Fuck-Yes! I fucking loved VTM:Bloodlines.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Castlevania games are good?

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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Symphony of the Night was. The 3D ones I tried afterwards... not so much.

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Symphony of the Night was.


T'were ver good indeed. One of my favouritest xbox 360 arcade games, that. Some of the later 2d ones are meant to be good.

I've had this for ages, but have been afeared of playing it just incase it doesn't live up.


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 Post subject: Re: Vampire The Maquerade Bloodlines 2
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Zardoz wrote:
Symphony of the Night was. The 3D ones I tried afterwards... not so much.


The first one of the 360-era was excellent. A nice mix of God of War (the early ones not the reboot) and DmC (the early ones not the reboot).


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Zardoz wrote:
Symphony of the Night was.


T'were ver good indeed. One of my favouritest xbox 360 arcade games, that. Some of the later 2d ones are meant to be good.

I've had this for ages, but have been afeared of playing it just incase it doesn't live up.


The various GBA and DS versions are very good. I wasn't much for Lords of Shadow though, although I mainly bought it for the limited edition Dracula's tomb thing.

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