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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:16 
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Get a moat.

Or a stoat.

But never gloat

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
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Would you need a boat to cross the stoat moat?


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:18 
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Would you need a boat to cross the stoat moat?

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:24 
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Get a moat.

Then you end up with a garden full of Gazzas.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:25 
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Get a moat.

Then you end up with a garden full of Gazzas.

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:27 
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I used to like dogs. As a postman I can now tell you I would not be sad if dog ownership was banned, they were all rounded up and fired into the sun.

Because they wont sign for parcels?

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:31 
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I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:33 
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Round up all the cats and dogs in the world and release them on to all the world's land mine fields.

It's what Diana would have wanted.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:35 
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Why? Horses exist and I'm betting it would be dead impressive watching them explode.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:36 
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I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".

Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.

Tbf the owners often don’t help.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:41 
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Being serious for a moment, most cats and a lot of dogs are too light to set off an anti-personnel mine. Horses though... You know it makes sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 16:55 
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Cats are great and you're shit

Cats are cunts that should stay out of my fucking garden.


There's your problem. They would if you had a cat.


Tell that to my 6... the neighbour's cats are always in my garden.

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 17:01 
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Mr Chonks wrote:
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I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".

Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.

Tbf the owners often don’t help.


I wouldn’t help if my dog was savaging your ankles.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 17:09 
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I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".

Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.

Tbf the owners often don’t help.


I wouldn’t help if my dog was savaging your ankles.

I’d laugh if your dog tried that. Before launching it into orbit ;)

I’m talking about staffies and other bull terriers, Rottweilers, Alsatians, German Shepherds. They’re all fucking mental, really aggressive and loads of people leave them roaming around the front gardens and streets and they even let them jump out at me when they answer the door.

Fuck dogs

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 17:35 
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I've got a bit more wary of dogs since having to intervene when I saw someone being attacked, always sizing up the demeanor of any I see. So many dog owners are completely fucking useless knobheads.

No control whatsoever, "he's just being friendly" when the thing comes bounding up to my daughter on her bike, barking and terrifying her. She's really anxious to go anywhere that there might be dogs off their leads.

I love dogs but I'm fucking sick of them as well.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 18:01 
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Mr Chonks wrote:
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Mr Chonks wrote:
Pundabaya wrote:
I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".

Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.

Tbf the owners often don’t help.


I wouldn’t help if my dog was savaging your ankles.



Fuck dogs


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 18:41 
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Oooh dog rants, I remember I had one of these back in the day.

/searches

Oh yes here it is, although I wouldn't phrase things this way these days, and TBH my thoughts have mellowed over the years. The biggest problem of course is arsehole owners, but unfortunately that doesn't stop their dogs being arsehole dogs.

Jnr is still terrified of dogs though, she literally trembles in fear if one comes anywhere near her and tries to hide behind me and Mrs Hearthly or do anything to put distance between her and the dog. (To the extent that she would jump into the road if we didn't predict this action and stop her.) If she sees it's on a lead then it's manageable, but a dog not on a lead is immediately right up to DEFCON 1 on her fear scale.

https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 10#p393510

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 19:21 
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Oooh dog rants, I remember I had one of these back in the day.

/searches

Oh yes here it is, although I wouldn't phrase things this way these days, and TBH my thoughts have mellowed over the years. The biggest problem of course is arsehole owners, but unfortunately that doesn't stop their dogs being arsehole dogs.

Jnr is still terrified of dogs though, she literally trembles in fear if one comes anywhere near her and tries to hide behind me and Mrs Hearthly or do anything to put distance between her and the dog. (To the extent that she would jump into the road if we didn't predict this action and stop her.) If she sees it's on a lead then it's manageable, but a dog not on a lead is immediately right up to DEFCON 1 on her fear scale.

https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 10#p393510


The best thing about that post was Dave getting raped in the ear by a dog. Twice.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 19:29 
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 20:11 
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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
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So. Grumpy Cat's lost all nine then. As POTUS would say, 'So sad.'

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:05 
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Niki Lauda - former F1 driver and by all accounts, a nice guy.

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Niki Lauda - former F1 driver and by all accounts, a nice guy.
one of those few people you could legitimately call a legend. That comeback after that horrendous crash at the Nurburgring in ‘76 was astonishing.
He’ll be sorely missed from the F1 paddock for his very dry wit and hold no bar opinions

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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2019 9:28 
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Yeah hats off to the guy. He was definitely one of my heroes growing up and I seem to remember my dad having a ton of respect for him also.

A true hero and another one gone :(

R.I.P

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That's sad. She gave an excellent account of herself at the weekend, minesweeping whisky the morning after. Hardcore.


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 Post subject: Re: Celebrity Deathlist 2019
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That's a shame but not entirely surprising given his health issues.
He was a very pleasant chap when I met him.


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