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Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:15 ]
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Hello! I have had a lot of spare time recently. I used some of it to do this.

https://textadventures.co.uk/games/play ... bpanplk-sa

There's a prize for the first person to get the max score!

Apologies to everyone mentioned.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:20 ]
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Typing in the box makes the keyboard go psycho on mobile chrome

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:20 ]
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You'll need to complain to TextAdventures about that.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:34 ]
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This is amazing!

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:35 ]
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How do I give Craster his haggis??

edit NVM, I got gud

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:38 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
How do I give Craster his haggis??

edit NVM, I got gud


Go on... enlighten me.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:39 ]
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Is the max score 0? Because my text adventure chops must be clinically dead, as I can't work out anything.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:39 ]
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Score 1 so far! Get me!

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:43 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
How do I give Craster his haggis??

For people who are still struggling, it's
Code:
give haggis to craster

The inability to merge "give" and "use" and things like that was a bit annoying.

Author:  Zeppo [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 17:56 ]
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Loving this, proper funny. It's like being there!

Author:  Zeppo [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:09 ]
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I completed it! I scored 2! Will try again later for the 100%...

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:14 ]
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Only got 2 myself. Hopefully I can get the GazChap maximum at some point.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:20 ]
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Poor upstairs

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:31 ]
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Quote:
> speak to Craster
He saies nothing.

Such poor typing
I like cock.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:40 ]
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I tried to sit down on progressive porch and it wouldn't let me. I don't understand.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:45 ]
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Cras wrote:
I tried to sit down on progressive porch and it wouldn't let me. I don't understand.

Keep playing.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 18:46 ]
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Curio is such an asshole

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 19:03 ]
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got 5

Author:  myp [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 19:10 ]
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I went through the portal but after that the game froze up

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Jan 17, 2019 19:15 ]
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it's quite freezy, it usually stops freezing after a miute r two

Author:  Kern [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:13 ]
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Great stuff Grim... . I'm a little concerned about how easily I can picture every corner of the Cottage.

I ended up dreaming about this last night. Or at least a slightly-later Amiga version with brown gothic text. We were all at a rubbish theme park in Brighton. It made little sense.

Author:  MrChris [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:19 ]
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Your game doesn't understand how to make a martini.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:53 ]
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BUG REPORT the main door actually exits north west out of the building.

Author:  Malc [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:07 ]
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keeps on locking up for me :(

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:07 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
it's quite freezy, it usually stops freezing after a miute r two


Such poor typing

Author:  myp [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:10 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
BUG REPORT the main door actually exits north west out of the building.

It’s more NNW.

Author:  Kern [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:12 ]
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The portal is causing fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field, obv.

Author:  Malc [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:30 ]
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1 point

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:18 ]
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SUPER PRO TIP
None of the things that earn you points involve your progression toward escaping the Cottage.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:20 ]
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There's no 'wait until Monday because why leave now I can?' button.

Author:  Malc [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 13:11 ]
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Grim... wrote:
SUPER PRO TIP
None of the things that earn you points involve your progression toward escaping the Cottage.


Yeah, I got my point for:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
icing myself

Author:  Malc [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 14:01 ]
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4 points now. bit stuck on the other two.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri Jan 18, 2019 14:20 ]
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My will to get the final point was thwarted by the shitness of the website.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat Jan 19, 2019 15:37 ]
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...

Attachment:
Joans likes the cock

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Jan 19, 2019 16:26 ]
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That's short for 'cocktail', homophobia fans.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Apr 04, 2019 19:46 ]
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@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:26 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)


Hah!

:DD

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Apr 16, 2019 15:10 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)


Hah!

:DD

What did he say? Are our dates confirmed? :p

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Apr 16, 2019 15:15 ]
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Grim... wrote:
There's a prize for the first person to get the max score!

I don't think this has happened yet.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Apr 16, 2019 15:59 ]
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I got 5/6

which was the best anyone got.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Apr 16, 2019 16:41 ]
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I just keep ending up in the hallway with Grim... :shrug:

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Apr 16, 2019 16:43 ]
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Lucky you!

Author:  krazywookie [ Sat Jun 15, 2019 20:31 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
I just keep ending up in the hallway with Grim... :shrug:

Did you ever get out?

Author:  myp [ Sat Jun 15, 2019 20:45 ]
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Is it actually happening this year or not?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:16 ]
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Yes! 18th-21st October.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:31 ]
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In! +1

Author:  Kern [ Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:32 ]
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Hooray! In!

Giphy "cottage x":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o85fQHjCcTgbbndQs/giphy-loop.mp4

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:36 ]
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I can only be a maybe, and I won't know for sure until very close to time.

Author:  myp [ Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:36 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Yes! 18th-21st October.

Shame we couldn’t keep it on the normal weekend

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:39 ]
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Mr Chonks wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Yes! 18th-21st October.

Shame we couldn’t keep it on the normal weekend

It was. Sadly the large cottage was already booked up.

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