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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:46 
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1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)


26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)

Graphics: Awesome. Easily as good as, say, Resi 2 remake. The characters and the baddies look fantastic. There’s tons of particles flying all over the shop, smashing barrels and objects has tons of stuff splinter and crumble and reminded me of that one room in Bloodborne with all the pots. The only downside is that the environments aren’t that varied. What’s there is great an’ all (and some are ridiculously beautiful) but you can only have so many vein like catwalks before they get a bit tired.

Sound: Great voiceovers and voice talent. The dialogue is stupid as shit; as is par for the course with these games. Sound effects are suitably meaty and the music is that sort of thrash metal garbage that this series loves.

Story: Some anime bullshit about a guy who raises a big plant to eat the fruit.

Gameplay: It’s DmC 3 & 4 - but together! And better! But with a new bloke! If you’ve enjoyed any of this series you know what you’re getting and it doesn’t disappoint. Lots of combat focused, finger crippling, button dancing, stick twirling nonsense that has you compete against yourself to beat up monster while trying to be as cool as possible and ascertain that triple-S rank so you can end a level and casually say ‘I fucked those guys up’ while throwing a can of Mountain Dew into a bin 10 feet away without looking. In real life.

Conclude: It’s DmC 5. Exactly what you’d want and expect with a sprinkling of some fine AF graphics. There’s one problem though: it’s a bit easy on default and made easier by a continue system of gold orbs you collect in game. If you die anywhere in game you can continue by using a gold orb and it gives you full health. You get gold orbs in-game hidden about the game and, weirdly, for logging in each day. The ones in game are hidden but often not very well. Basically you can accumulate loads of them. So whereas in previous games if you failed a mission you had to restart from the very start now you just get straight back up. It’s fair I suppose but reduces the challenge by some margin. I think they should have been reduced to a single use in each mission. But now you can just strong arm yourself through a difficult boss without any challenge. I don’t like this...I like my DmC like I like my Dark Souls: without an easy mode.

MTX: It’s got them. You can buy red orbs (for skills and abilities) and gold orbs for actual money. I didn’t notice any difference from previous games on the game dishing out red orbs. In fact, I got a load of red orbs for playing the game and bought all the abilities I wanted. I didn’t get all the abilities though. Mind you, I did notice that there seems a fair few more moves and abilities this time around from previous games but it’s not surprising given the 3 characters and weapon list. You could easily grind a level for red orbs and I’m sure people do, rather than pay money like a So MTX’s can easily be dismissed but don’t you dare click on an ability you don’t have red orbs for because it’ll tell you you can buy more orbs on the PlayStation store. It’s just an annoyance but meh. Mind you, you can also buy some subweapons (like 4 different arms for Nero) and weapon skins for like a couple of quid each. But fortunately the devs have the sensibility not to lock out any actual weapons away from the player. God bless Capcom; they’re fucking great.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:03 
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1. SpiderHyphenMan
2. The Birdcage
3. Lego Lord of the Rings
4. Faraway 4
5. Legacy 3 - The Hidden Relic
6. Assassin's Creed Origins
7. Red Matter
8. Oddmar
9. Thickety Creek
10. Moss
11. Scavengers Odyssey
12. Modern Warfare
13. Jack N' Jill
14. Snow Kids
15. The London Heist
16. Marie's Room
17. The Birdcage 2
18. Rime room escape game
19. >observer.
20. The Enchanted Worlds
21. Mindsweeper
22. Black: The Fall
23. Hitman
24. Through Abandoned
25. Bigfoot Quest
26. Rescue the Enchanter
27. Little Inferno
28. What Remains of Edith Finch
29. Isoland 2: Ashes of Time
30. Vulture Island

31. The Mystery of Blackthorn Castle
32. The Hunt for the Lost Ship
33. Forgotten Hill Tales: Little Cabin in the Woods
34. Forgotten Hill Mementoes
35. Forgotten Hill: Fall
36. Forgotten Hill: Puppeteer
37. Tiny Room Stories: Mystery Room
38. Hellraid: The Escape
39-65. Every escape game by this developer on the Play store: cutesy and well made escape games with generally logical and fun puzzles.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 23:21 
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Satsuma wrote:
1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)
26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)


27) The Messenger: Picnic Panic DLC (PS4)

More of the same but harder.

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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 14:23 
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Satsuma wrote:
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Satsuma wrote:
1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)
26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)
27) The Messenger: Picnic Panic DLC (PS4)


28) Blazing Chrome (Xbox)

It’s Contra/Gryzor/Probotec... etc. It’s tough but fair and a reet good blast. It’s not that long, which is good, and it doesn’t have online coop, which fucking sucks, but it’s difficult not to recommend because I ain’t played a jolly good run and gunner for, like, ages.

Oh and the ending music is glorious 80’s greatness. Loved it.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:50 
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1. SpiderHyphenMan
2. The Birdcage
3. Lego Lord of the Rings
4. Faraway 4
5. Legacy 3 - The Hidden Relic
6. Assassin's Creed Origins
7. Red Matter
8. Oddmar
9. Thickety Creek
10. Moss
11. Scavengers Odyssey
12. Modern Warfare
13. Jack N' Jill
14. Snow Kids
15. The London Heist
16. Marie's Room
17. The Birdcage 2
18. Rime room escape game
19. >observer.
20. The Enchanted Worlds
21. Mindsweeper
22. Black: The Fall
23. Hitman
24. Through Abandoned
25. Bigfoot Quest
26. Rescue the Enchanter
27. Little Inferno
28. What Remains of Edith Finch
29. Isoland 2: Ashes of Time
30. Vulture Island
31. The Mystery of Blackthorn Castle
32. The Hunt for the Lost Ship
33. Forgotten Hill Tales: Little Cabin in the Woods
34. Forgotten Hill Mementoes
35. Forgotten Hill: Fall
36. Forgotten Hill: Puppeteer
37. Tiny Room Stories: Mystery Room
38. Hellraid: The Escape
39-65. Every escape game by this developer on the Play store: cutesy and well made escape games with generally logical and fun puzzles.[/quote]

66. Relic Seeker: Hypogeum: A "The Room" style kinetic puzzler but with free movement rather than the usual constricted views. Which actually ends up being a waste of time because there's still only very specific areas that are interactive so allowing you to freely roam these relatively big spaces just become an annoyance. It was entertaining enough but the puzzles weren't very challenging or interesting so the genuinely lovely looking environments were a bit of a waste in the end.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 15:56 
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Satsuma wrote:
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Satsuma wrote:
1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)
26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)
27) The Messenger: Picnic Panic DLC (PS4)
28) Blazing Chrome (Xbox)


29) Halo 2 (Xbox)

Completed on Legendary difficulty in coop. I am now an Elite gamah.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 16:13 
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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 16:24 
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Pfffft, Halo 3 is a leisurely Sunday evening stroll compared to 2.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:21 
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1. SpiderHyphenMan
2. The Birdcage
3. Lego Lord of the Rings
4. Faraway 4
5. Legacy 3 - The Hidden Relic
6. Assassin's Creed Origins
7. Red Matter
8. Oddmar
9. Thickety Creek
10. Moss
11. Scavengers Odyssey
12. Modern Warfare
13. Jack N' Jill
14. Snow Kids
15. The London Heist
16. Marie's Room
17. The Birdcage 2
18. Rime room escape game
19. >observer.
20. The Enchanted Worlds
21. Mindsweeper
22. Black: The Fall
23. Hitman
24. Through Abandoned
25. Bigfoot Quest
26. Rescue the Enchanter
27. Little Inferno
28. What Remains of Edith Finch
29. Isoland 2: Ashes of Time
30. Vulture Island
31. The Mystery of Blackthorn Castle
32. The Hunt for the Lost Ship
33. Forgotten Hill Tales: Little Cabin in the Woods
34. Forgotten Hill Mementoes
35. Forgotten Hill: Fall
36. Forgotten Hill: Puppeteer
37. Tiny Room Stories: Mystery Room
38. Hellraid: The Escape
39-65. Every escape game by this developer on the Play store: cutesy and well made escape games with generally logical and fun puzzles.

66. Relic Seeker: Hypogeum
67. Sword of Xolan: 2D action platformer for Android that's very reminiscent of stuff the Random Heroes/League of Evil games that were a bit hit on mobile platforms a few years back. This is every bit as good as those games and I thoroughly enjoyed it.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:37 
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1. SpiderHyphenMan
2. The Birdcage
3. Lego Lord of the Rings
4. Faraway 4
5. Legacy 3 - The Hidden Relic
6. Assassin's Creed Origins
7. Red Matter
8. Oddmar
9. Thickety Creek
10. Moss
11. Scavengers Odyssey
12. Modern Warfare
13. Jack N' Jill
14. Snow Kids
15. The London Heist
16. Marie's Room
17. The Birdcage 2
18. Rime room escape game
19. >observer.
20. The Enchanted Worlds
21. Mindsweeper
22. Black: The Fall
23. Hitman
24. Through Abandoned
25. Bigfoot Quest
26. Rescue the Enchanter
27. Little Inferno
28. What Remains of Edith Finch
29. Isoland 2: Ashes of Time
30. Vulture Island
31. The Mystery of Blackthorn Castle
32. The Hunt for the Lost Ship
33. Forgotten Hill Tales: Little Cabin in the Woods
34. Forgotten Hill Mementoes
35. Forgotten Hill: Fall
36. Forgotten Hill: Puppeteer
37. Tiny Room Stories: Mystery Room
38. Hellraid: The Escape
39-65. Every escape game by this developer on the Play store: cutesy and well made escape games with generally logical and fun puzzles.

66. Relic Seeker: Hypogeum
67. Sword of Xolan
68. Cryptic Cosmos: pointy-clicky Android thing from a studio who's other games I've really enjoyed. There was nothing massively wrong with this one but the graphical style was particularly ugly and a couple of puzzles were needlessly obtuse I felt.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 23:50 
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1. Super Double Dragon (SNES)
2. Out Run (GBA)
3. Atic Atac (Xbox One)
4. Bust A Groove (PS1)
5. Good Knight Story (Android)
6. Thomas the Tank Engine (C64)
7. Rogue Legacy (Xbox One)

An odd game, difficulty-wise. It's brutally difficult to get started with (or I'm just crap) and you have to grind your way to better skills and equipment, but once you get going, it gets easier. Each boss seems to take fewer attempts than the previous one. So much so that the final boss took three attempts to beat and the final final boss I did first attempt. Most odd.

There's a + mode too, but that looks to be more tortuous than fun, so I might give it a miss. Still, 21 hours of good gameplay in there.

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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 20:23 
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There's a + mode too, but that looks to be more tortuous than fun, so I might give it a miss. Still, 21 hours of good gameplay in there.


And of course, I ended up going back to this anyway and working through + mode too

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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 10:25 
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1. SpiderHyphenMan
2. The Birdcage
3. Lego Lord of the Rings
4. Faraway 4
5. Legacy 3 - The Hidden Relic
6. Assassin's Creed Origins
7. Red Matter
8. Oddmar
9. Thickety Creek
10. Moss
11. Scavengers Odyssey
12. Modern Warfare
13. Jack N' Jill
14. Snow Kids
15. The London Heist
16. Marie's Room
17. The Birdcage 2
18. Rime room escape game
19. >observer.
20. The Enchanted Worlds
21. Mindsweeper
22. Black: The Fall
23. Hitman
24. Through Abandoned
25. Bigfoot Quest
26. Rescue the Enchanter
27. Little Inferno
28. What Remains of Edith Finch
29. Isoland 2: Ashes of Time
30. Vulture Island
31. The Mystery of Blackthorn Castle
32. The Hunt for the Lost Ship
33. Forgotten Hill Tales: Little Cabin in the Woods
34. Forgotten Hill Mementoes
35. Forgotten Hill: Fall
36. Forgotten Hill: Puppeteer
37. Tiny Room Stories: Mystery Room
38. Hellraid: The Escape
39-65. Every escape game by this developer on the Play store: cutesy and well made escape games with generally logical and fun puzzles.

66. Relic Seeker: Hypogeum
67. Sword of Xolan
68. Cryptic Cosmos
69. Fobia: another day on the Play Store; another Limbo clone to play. This one is mildly more annoying than others because after the trademark quick-death it not only needlessly places you a long empty trudge away from the thing that killed you but there's a weird glitch where the controls don't become responsive until a couple of seconds after each restart so there's a needless amount of frustration baked in. Also, the physics are balls.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 13:40 
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Satsuma wrote:
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Satsuma wrote:
1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)
26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)
27) The Messenger: Picnic Panic DLC (PS4)
28) Blazing Chrome (Xbox)
29) Halo 2 (Xbox)


30) Metro: Exodus (Xbox)

Nope, not impressed at all. Nice graphics when you’re completely stationary but get moving and it’s janky as fuck. The whole game feels like you’ve got your controllers submerged in vats of treacle. There’s sound bugs as voices play over each other, or cut out, or music is weirdly layered too loud or too quiet and so on. There’s a constant strobing effect with the graphics, like a weird stutter that’s only minimised by turning the motion blurring back on. And I fucking hate motion blurring so I played with the stuttering strobe shit throughout.

The game itself is alright but it’s too STALKER-lite for my taste. There’s really only two open world maps and they’re the best parts of the game. I wish it had gone fully open world but clearly whatever engine it’s running on can’t cope with what little it was already doing. They should really have dialled back the graphics setting and ramped up performance so it was a whole lot nicer to play. The linear levels are largely very boring and drab. One level makes you hold X to ride a boat; then stop every 10 yards, hold X again to stop, stand up, shoot stationary targets, hold x to get back in the boat, ride 10 yards, stop, shoot stationary targets, go 10 yards etc. It’s so fucking slow and the same animations play again and again and just eat up time! Hnnngh. And for a shooter there ain’t a lot of shooting.

4/10 and a go fuck yourself. I bet it’s great on a beefy PC rig but then you’d have to spend 5 hours tuning your experience and downloading the Epic launcher and selling your data to the devil or something /s


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 0:03 
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Satsuma wrote:
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Satsuma wrote:
1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)
26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)
27) The Messenger: Picnic Panic DLC (PS4)
28) Blazing Chrome (Xbox)
29) Halo 2 (Xbox)
30) Metro: Exodus (Xbox)


31) Geometry Wars 3 (PS Vita)

Remember when everyone was playing Geo Wars and the leaderboard was a place you waved your dick in the faces of those beneath you? And all was good in the world.

Remember when Geo Wars 2 came along and you did the same but across, like, 8 different leaderboards? All was good in the world but the dick waggling was less meaningful and people migrated to other games quicker.

Now here’s Geo Wars 3 which is still great but there’s like over 150 different leaderboards. You might as well be waving your dick into a mirror. A circus mirror. Not many people played it and whoever did quickly migrated to other games because by the time of Geo Wars 3 the board was fractured between consoles, there was no longer the “big game” that everyone plays because, well, there’s too much choice or something, and everyone has their own cliques or something. It was a great game, it just wasn’t the great community game it once was. There’s just too much to it. I played like 50 fucking levels and there’s no way anyone would compete to be top of all 50. By the end of level 50 only Skeptobot (remember him) had got that far and had managed to complete the game. Yes, he beat me on the leaderboard but, frankly, I couldn’t give a fuck. Such a great game I’ll never play again.


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 Post subject: Re: Finish 52 Challenge (2019)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 22:30 
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Satsuma wrote:
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Satsuma wrote:
1) Iconoclasts (PS4)
2) Detroit: Become Human (PS4)
3) Far Cry 5 (Xbox)
4) Shadow Warrior (Xbox)
5) Guacamelee 2 (PS4)
6) Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon (PS4)
7) Far Cry Primal (PS4)
8 ) Golf Story (Switch)
9) Octopath Traveller (Switch)
10) Deltarune: Chapter 1 (PS4)
11) Ape Out (Switch)
12) Resident Evil 2 (PS4)
13) Call of Duty: BLOPS IIII (Xbox)
14) Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PS4)
15) The Messenger (PS4)
16) Split/Second (Xbox)
17) Mortal Kombat X (Xbox)
18) Below (Xbox)
19) What Remains of Edith Finch (Xbox)
20) Ashen (Xbox)
21) Hellblade: Sensua’s Sacrifice (Xbox)
22) Steamworld Dig 2 (Xbox)
23) Moonlighter (Xbox)
24) Katana Zero (Switch)
25) My Friend Pedro (Switch)
26) Devil May Cry 5 (PS4)
27) The Messenger: Picnic Panic DLC (PS4)
28) Blazing Chrome (Xbox)
29) Halo 2 (Xbox)
30) Metro: Exodus (Xbox)
31) Geometry Wars 3 (PS Vita)


32) World War Z (Xbox)

I’ll say this about it: The zombie hordes are incredibly impressive. They’re just like the film...kinda. They can’t be quite so vicious or you’d never finish the damn thing but they’re really fantastic as the crowd of gnashing teeth undulates and smashes against every obstacle in its way and pours around and over the edges.

Some of the levels are mechanically a bit samey and so is the gameplay. I can’t be arsed to go back to it and yet I’ve unlocked fack all.

I’ve done 2/3rds of the single class I played as (there’s something like 5 or so classes) and I’ve maxed a single weapon and got one weapon to level 4 (of 5). I don’t think I’m missing much from the other classes or by not unlocking other weapons. The weapon customisation is a bit poor to be honest. Max level is basically a suppressed version of your choice weapon when Max level should come with a fucking loudener and dragons breath rounds.

6/10

BUT the game is very polished and I’ve come across 0 bugs. So... still 6/10 because that’s how a game should be.


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