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| Author: | TheVision [ Sat Nov 17, 2018 19:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: TheVision wrote: It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls. MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon. Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now. Where do you live? 1875? Yes. It's a simpler time. A couple of years ago I won a potato masher on the tombola. Very useful as we still use it now. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sat Nov 17, 2018 19:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
TheVision wrote: Doctor Glyndwr wrote: TheVision wrote: It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls. MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon. Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now. Where do you live? 1875? Yes. It's a simpler time. A couple of years ago I won a potato masher on the tombola. Very useful as we still use it now. MaliTombola was an excellent Tombola |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Sat Nov 17, 2018 19:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: TheVision wrote: It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls. MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon. Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now. Where do you live? 1875? Pay the pie man what he's owed. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat Nov 17, 2018 22:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Findus Fop wrote: Doctor Glyndwr wrote: TheVision wrote: It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls. MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon. Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now. Where do you live? 1875? Pay the pie man what he's owed. I won’t deny I set this up consciously |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 21:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Call that an advert. THIS is an advert. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 21:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
They don't fit in the toaster, useless. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 22:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
How would you melt the cheese in a toaster? Weirdo. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 22:16 ] |
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Cheese on crumpets is for crazy people, I bet you have beans too sometimes. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 22:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
No, you fuck! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 22:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Marmite is the best thing on crumpets. Marmite and about 200g of butter, obv. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 22:48 ] |
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No, it's cheese! And butter, obv |
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| Author: | devilman [ Sun Nov 18, 2018 23:31 ] |
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Trooper wrote: They don't fit in the toaster, useless. Stop toasting muppets, you monster. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 9:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
What? What else do you do with them?? |
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| Author: | devilman [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Warhead wrote: https://twitter.com/TwitterUK/status/10 ... 0514716672
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| Author: | Joans [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 13:16 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: What? What else do you do with them?? Stick your hand up their arse? |
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| Author: | JohnCoffey [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 13:21 ] |
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I like cream cheese on my crumpets. It was something I stumbled upon almost by accident when I had half of my teeth removed lol. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 13:32 ] |
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Crumpets slathered in biscuit spread are the best. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 13:48 ] |
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Jem wrote: Crumpets slathered in biscuit spread are the best. oh shit |
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| Author: | markg [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 13:53 ] |
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I never even knew that this existed until now, it sounds amazing. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 14:19 ] |
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WTF is biscuit spread? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 14:28 ] |
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Exactly what it sounds like. |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 15:12 ] |
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Everything is biscuit spread if you're hungry enough |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 15:12 ] |
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What kind of biscuit though? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 15:14 ] |
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Disappointment. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 15:22 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: What kind of biscuit though? Soggy. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 15:57 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Exactly what it sounds like. Ground up digestives that you put on bread? |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 16:02 ] |
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Trooper wrote: Grim... wrote: Exactly what it sounds like. Ground up digestives that you put on bread? http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Biscuit+spread |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 16:26 ] |
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Trooper wrote: Cheese on crumpets is for crazy people, I bet you have beans too sometimes. I do. It's bazzingly good. A dash of Worcester Sauce doesn't go amiss either. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 17:46 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Trooper wrote: Grim... wrote: Exactly what it sounds like. Ground up digestives that you put on bread? http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Biscuit+spread Where is the fun in just googling stuff? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 17:51 ] |
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Depends on if you Google "boobies" or not. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Talking of boobies, you are watching I'm a celebrity this year I assume? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
You know it, bro. So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. I need to watch the Inbetweeners. Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?! |
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| Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:25 ] |
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Quote: So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. Snap. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:27 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?! Looks like we have a new brexit secretary. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:31 ] |
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Grim... wrote: So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. Emily Atack, when she punches someone, shouts out "Emily Attack!". True fact. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Grim... wrote: You know it, bro. So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. I need to watch the Inbetweeners. Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?! I found the Inbetweeners a little too close for comfort at times. I have the Hollyoaks man in the sweepstake. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes." |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 18:35 ] |
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Grim... wrote: "Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes." Amazing. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Nov 19, 2018 19:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Grim... wrote: "Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes." "I may look tough" Hahahaha...no. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 13:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 14:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
Kern wrote: Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 14:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
What, ever? |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 16:39 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Kern wrote: Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it. I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you... |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 16:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
DBSnappa wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Kern wrote: Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it. I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you... A plan with zero drawbacks. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 16:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now! |
In the interests of science, he also has to spend Christmas Eve in a drunk tank and perhaps try experimental arterial surgery with someone special. |
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| Author: | myp [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 20:25 ] |
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DBSnappa wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Kern wrote: Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it. I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you... Did he really shit on a glass coffee table? |
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| Author: | myp [ Sun Dec 02, 2018 20:25 ] |
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TheVision wrote: What, ever? Each year. |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:41 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: DBSnappa wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Kern wrote: Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it. I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you... Did he really shit on a glass coffee table? No idea, but as rumours go I’ve heard that one attributed to many celebs |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 03, 2018 15:22 ] |
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What I’m suggesting is that you text and ask him. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:41 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Kern wrote: Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year. My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it. If you've never heard it, how do you know you've never heard it? |
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