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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2018 19:46 
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It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.

MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.

Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.

Where do you live? 1875?


Yes. It's a simpler time.

A couple of years ago I won a potato masher on the tombola. Very useful as we still use it now.


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TheVision wrote:
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It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.

MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.

Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.

Where do you live? 1875?


Yes. It's a simpler time.

A couple of years ago I won a potato masher on the tombola. Very useful as we still use it now.


MaliTombola was an excellent Tombola

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
TheVision wrote:
It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.

MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.

Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.

Where do you live? 1875?


Pay the pie man what he's owed.


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
TheVision wrote:
It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.

MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.

Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.

Where do you live? 1875?


Pay the pie man what he's owed.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Call that an advert.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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They don't fit in the toaster, useless.


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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How would you melt the cheese in a toaster? Weirdo.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Cheese on crumpets is for crazy people, I bet you have beans too sometimes.


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Marmite is the best thing on crumpets.

Marmite and about 200g of butter, obv.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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No, it's cheese! And butter, obv

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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They don't fit in the toaster, useless.


Stop toasting muppets, you monster.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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What? What else do you do with them??

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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What? What else do you do with them??

Stick your hand up their arse?


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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I like cream cheese on my crumpets. It was something I stumbled upon almost by accident when I had half of my teeth removed lol.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Crumpets slathered in biscuit spread are the best.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Crumpets slathered in biscuit spread are the best.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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I never even knew that this existed until now, it sounds amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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WTF is biscuit spread?


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Exactly what it sounds like.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Everything is biscuit spread if you're hungry enough


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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What kind of biscuit though?

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Disappointment.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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What kind of biscuit though?


Soggy.


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Grim... wrote:
Exactly what it sounds like.


Ground up digestives that you put on bread?


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Trooper wrote:
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Exactly what it sounds like.


Ground up digestives that you put on bread?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Biscuit+spread


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Cheese on crumpets is for crazy people, I bet you have beans too sometimes.


I do. It's bazzingly good. A dash of Worcester Sauce doesn't go amiss either.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
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Exactly what it sounds like.


Ground up digestives that you put on bread?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Biscuit+spread


Where is the fun in just googling stuff?


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Depends on if you Google "boobies" or not.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Talking of boobies, you are watching I'm a celebrity this year I assume?


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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You know it, bro. So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. I need to watch the Inbetweeners.

Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!

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So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack.


Snap.


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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Grim... wrote:
Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!


Looks like we have a new brexit secretary.

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Grim... wrote:
So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack.


Emily Atack, when she punches someone, shouts out "Emily Attack!". True fact.


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Grim... wrote:
You know it, bro. So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. I need to watch the Inbetweeners.

Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!


I found the Inbetweeners a little too close for comfort at times.

I have the Hollyoaks man in the sweepstake.

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"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes."

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Grim... wrote:
"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes."


Amazing.

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"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes."


"I may look tough"

Hahahaha...no.


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Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.


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Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.

My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.

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What, ever?


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Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.

My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.

I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...

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DBSnappa wrote:
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Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.

My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.

I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...


A plan with zero drawbacks.

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In the interests of science, he also has to spend Christmas Eve in a drunk tank and perhaps try experimental arterial surgery with someone special.


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DBSnappa wrote:
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Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.

My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.

I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...

Did he really shit on a glass coffee table?

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What, ever?

Each year.

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Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.

My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.

I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...

Did he really shit on a glass coffee table?

No idea, but as rumours go I’ve heard that one attributed to many celebs

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What I’m suggesting is that you text and ask him.

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 Post subject: Re: Fuck yeah, it's Christmas now!
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Lonewolves wrote:
Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.

My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.

If you've never heard it, how do you know you've never heard it?


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