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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best Man speech |
Trooper wrote: Shame it wasn't Jamaica, as i've got a joke about that, that i'm absolutely sure has never been used before... Go on. My wife claims to have one too, Alaska if it's the same. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best Man speech |
I used that Bangor joke in my best man speech at my brother's wedding, but I phrased it thus: "Anyway, I'll have to wrap up soon as Chris told me he's off to Wales in a minute" *look to groom* *receive puzzled look* "Didn't you just say to me "As soon as the speeches are finished, I'm going to Bangor?"" *bask in rapturous laughter and plaudits* *apologise to mothers and grandmothers in the audience* "To the Bride and Groom!" |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best Man speech |
When I did the speech for my best mate I told stories about the groom losing his virginity in a Mini, the number of sexual positions he's tried with his wife, and peeing down the stairs at his parent's house. I'm the best at family events. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best Man speech |
Oh, and I officially outed him as a smoker. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best Man speech |
Oh yay, I still have the video! I get to spend 13 minutes remembering how awesome I was. [edit] And wincing every time I switch into "DJ voice" [edit2] and when I said "graciously" instead of "gracefully". |
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