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 Post subject: Re: Best Man speech
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:33 
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Shame it wasn't Jamaica, as i've got a joke about that, that i'm absolutely sure has never been used before...


Go on. My wife claims to have one too, Alaska if it's the same.


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 Post subject: Re: Best Man speech
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:24 
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I used that Bangor joke in my best man speech at my brother's wedding, but I phrased it thus:

"Anyway, I'll have to wrap up soon as Chris told me he's off to Wales in a minute"
*look to groom*
*receive puzzled look*
"Didn't you just say to me "As soon as the speeches are finished, I'm going to Bangor?""
*bask in rapturous laughter and plaudits*
*apologise to mothers and grandmothers in the audience*
"To the Bride and Groom!"


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 Post subject: Re: Best Man speech
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:30 
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When I did the speech for my best mate I told stories about the groom losing his virginity in a Mini, the number of sexual positions he's tried with his wife, and peeing down the stairs at his parent's house.

I'm the best at family events.

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 Post subject: Re: Best Man speech
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:30 
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Oh, and I officially outed him as a smoker.

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 Post subject: Re: Best Man speech
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:32 
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Oh yay, I still have the video! I get to spend 13 minutes remembering how awesome I was.

[edit] And wincing every time I switch into "DJ voice"
[edit2] and when I said "graciously" instead of "gracefully".

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