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Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2018 17:13

The bag is withdrawn before the slurp.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2018 21:14

I know this is done now but this just popped up and looked relevant/contrary

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2018 21:16

Fuck wrong picture

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 12, 2018 21:17

It appears juice is used to multiply things, so maybe you've all got it wrong. Or maybe just curio has.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Curiosity wrote:

This will be remembered as a particular high point for Beex.

Not by me, it won't.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

markg wrote:

This is gold.

No, it isn't.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Cras wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

This will be remembered as a particular high point for Beex.

I think this may be the most important thing I've ever done

Then you're wrong.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Grim... wrote:

This is the best thing ever.

Honestly, it isn't.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

U ok hun?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Sep 13, 2018 10:03

Bamba wrote:

U ok hun?

\
fine thanks m8

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2018 13:32

this has been brilliant

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Bamba wrote:

U ok hun?

Yeah, just catching up on all that juicy juice talk.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Sep 14, 2018 21:16

Warhead wrote:

Bamba wrote:

U ok hun?

Yeah, just catching up on all that juicy juice talk.

I struggled with it. I couldn't concentrate.

devilman · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:11

Someone locally is making and selling 'cake popsicles'. These are the ones designed for baby showers and are apparently 'cute'.

Attachment:

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Creepy, more like.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2018 11:32

Aaaiiiiiiiiiiiii

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Urrrrrrrrgh

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Those are just wrong.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I hope the babies are filled with liquid strawberry sauce so when you bite their heads off it all runs out.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I've said too much.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2018 15:58

I haven't said enough

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Cras wrote:

I hope the babies are filled with liquid strawberry sauce so when you bite their heads off it all runs out.

I hope they're crunchy

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Jesus H Christ

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:58

So, Beex is helping me grokk the meaning of life the universe and everything. If I throw myself onto an about to explode grenade, will I be turned into a correctly diluted glass of orange squash??? It’s late...

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Played hidden agenda with a mate, what a load of shit.
We were quite enjoying it for a couple of hours, got halfway through chapter 3, got killed as we missed a qte and made a choice after that, that was apparently the wrong choice. Game ends, you can't replay any chapters, that's it.
Only thing you can do is restart the whole game again from the very start! That isn't going to happen.
There are still 2 chapters left in the game that I'm never going to see.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

You should play A Way Out

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Thats next on the list, I've downloaded it, it seems to be crazy expensive for the physical PS4 disc at the moment!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Only one of you has to buy it, which is nice

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2018 9:12

Man, did I eat too many baby popsicles this weekend.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

On hold to Apple support. “You have a choice of hold music. Press 1 for modern pop, 2 for classical, 3 for jazz or 4 for no hold music at all”.

Does anyone ever press anything other than 4 I wonder.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

I'd press 3.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2018 13:45

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

On hold to Apple support. “You have a choice of hold music. Press 1 for modern pop, 2 for classical, 3 for jazz or 4 for no hold music at all”.

Does anyone ever press anything other than 4 I wonder.

Natwest used to do this, a long time ago. They had a dance music one that played Tiesto for a bit.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

On hold to Apple support. “You have a choice of hold music. Press 1 for modern pop, 2 for classical, 3 for jazz or 4 for no hold music at all”.

Does anyone ever press anything other than 4 I wonder.

Natwest used to do this, a long time ago. They had a dance music one that played Tiesto for a bit.

And then jarringly interupt with a "YOUR CALL IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO US. PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE. ALL OF OUR CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE OPERATIVES ARE BUSY WITH OTHER IMPORTANT CUSTOMERS JUST LIKE YOU. PLEASE, PLEASE, OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T HANG UP!"

Then back to the last 12 seconds of Adele.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2018 13:57

"YOUR CALL IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO US, BUT NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR US TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE TO TALK TO YOU"

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

WE ARE UNUSUALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TIME YOU HAVE EVER CALLED US, WHICH IS STRETCHING THE DEFINITION OF “USUALLY” A BIT, WE KNOW

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

WE ARE UNUSUALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TIME YOU HAVE EVER CALLED US, WHICH IS STRETCHING THE DEFINITION OF “USUALLY” A BIT, WE KNOW

Their definition of usually is "any time you're not calling us".

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:08

I seem to be hooked on the 'the greatest showman' soundtrack.... send help

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

So is our 4 year old daughter. Do you do the dances too?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2018 10:53

markg wrote:

So is our 4 year old daughter. Do you do the dances too?

i can if you want me to.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

KovacsC wrote:

markg wrote:

So is our 4 year old daughter. Do you do the dances too?

i can if you want me to.

I don't need to see the other side

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:01

DavPaz wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

markg wrote:

So is our 4 year old daughter. Do you do the dances too?

i can if you want me to.

I don't need to see the other side

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:49

The Everton shop in Liverpool One is called Everton Two

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

That is very good.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2018 13:39

At school, I called jungle.com from the IT lab and asked to be put on hold so that I could listen to their hold music, and then put it on speakerphone so everyone could hear that it was The Lion Sleeps Tonight by Tight Fit.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:19

Only Thursday?!

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:37

MaliA wrote:

Only Thursday?!

I rather enjoyed the early Jasper Fforde works. Didn't realise there was a new one out.

krazywookie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2018 13:57

Hey website types, my neighbor has a grounds maintenance business and needs a simple website set up. Anyone?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2018 14:04

krazywookie wrote:

Hey website types, my neighbor has a grounds maintenance business and needs a simple website set up. Anyone?

@Jem might be able to help!

Jem · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2018 17:09

TheVision wrote:

krazywookie wrote:

Hey website types, my neighbor has a grounds maintenance business and needs a simple website set up. Anyone?

@Jem might be able to help!

Cheers dude :luv:

Can you get him to call or email me wookie? jt @ jemturner.co.uk / 07521056376

(remove spaces from email; the forum fucks up formatting if I leave them out)

krazywookie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2018 17:14

Jem wrote:

TheVision wrote:

krazywookie wrote:

Hey website types, my neighbor has a grounds maintenance business and needs a simple website set up. Anyone?

@Jem might be able to help!

Cheers dude :luv:

Can you get him to call or email me wookie? jt @ jemturner.co.uk / 07521056376

(remove spaces from email; the forum fucks up formatting if I leave them out)

Roger that, I'll pass your details on. Cheers

Jem · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:00

Thanks dude

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