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Author:  Kris [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 14:15 ]
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That's okay, you're good at cooking so I'll let you off.
Author:  Jem [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 14:19 ]
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Not as good as the Yes, Chef!s hence why you should totes come to the meatup.
Author:  Kris [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 14:37 ]
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Jem wrote:
Not as good as the Yes, Chef!s hence why you should totes come to the meatup.

Giphy "ok":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/kRXnZwKrPTwVq/giphy-loop.mp4
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 15:54 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Trooper wrote:
You guys and your fancy foreign place names.

On the way to Scarborough last week, we went past a place called Askham Bryan.


I am always amused when in Norfolk we go past ‘Horsey Windpump’
Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 16:06 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Trooper wrote:
You guys and your fancy foreign place names.

On the way to Scarborough last week, we went past a place called Askham Bryan.


I am always amused when in Norfolk we go past ‘Horsey Windpump’


We drove past White Knobs Way in Caterham the other day. A quick scan of its residents revealed it to be apposite.
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 16:41 ]
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Findus Fop wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Trooper wrote:
You guys and your fancy foreign place names.

On the way to Scarborough last week, we went past a place called Askham Bryan.


I am always amused when in Norfolk we go past ‘Horsey Windpump’


We drove past White Knobs Way in Caterham the other day. A quick scan of its residents revealed it to be apposite.

Black Fannies No Way
Author:  myp [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 16:41 ]
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Wait, you just made me inadvertently racist.
Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 16:53 ]
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What a gammon.
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:16 ]
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How is gammon now a thing? How do these things start, how do they gain traction. Is it one person on one tweet and it snowballs?
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:19 ]
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Yeah, pretty much. And that one snowballed primarily because it's so hilariously apt. The comparison was first made by Dickens, apparently.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:21 ]
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Cras wrote:
Yeah, pretty much. And that one snowballed primarily because it's so hilariously apt. The comparison was first made by Dickens, apparently.


Nicholas Nickleby, indeed.

" "‘The meaning of that term — gammon,’ said Mr Gregsbury, ‘is unknown to me. If it means that I grow a little too fervid, or perhaps even hyperbolical, in extolling my native land, I admit the full justice of the remark. I AM proud of this free and happy country. My form dilates, my eye glistens, my breast heaves, my heart swells, my bosom burns, when I call to mind her greatness and her glory.’”
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:36 ]
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Wow, I had no idea of the history.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 17:43 ]
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I'm not sure whether it's drawn from that, or whether it's appeared on its own and it just so happens that the current users weren't the first to draw the comparison.

I suspect the latter.
Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 18:22 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Trooper wrote:
You guys and your fancy foreign place names.

On the way to Scarborough last week, we went past a place called Askham Bryan.


I am always amused when in Norfolk we go past ‘Horsey Windpump’


I took a detour past that just to get a photo.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 18:45 ]
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Cras wrote:
I'm not sure whether it's drawn from that, or whether it's appeared on its own and it just so happens that the current users weren't the first to draw the comparison.

I suspect the latter.

So do I. Especially as the modern usage is, I think, slightly more inspired by the red-faced complections of resting old white guys on Question Time. So not quite the same thing.
Author:  BikNorton [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:02 ]
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When I drive colleagues to the pub on Fridays, I managed to be grown up a couple of times but now find myself unable to avoid going the other way - down Cockshot Road. I shout "Cockshot!" as I do so, obviously.

A distance in the other direction is Bell End.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:13 ]
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I'd like to think that as you do so, you punch one of your colleagues in the dick.
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:20 ]
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I'd like to think that he punches his colleague in the dick, while only thinking "cockshot".
Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:47 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
You committed war crimes in the sauce thread, Warhead.


Oh dear, did I? Link?


https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 50#p845250


That's not the sauce thread.

Kris wrote:
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10760


FFS, I know where the sauce thread is, i was hoping for a link to the crime i committed, but I didn't post anything in it, UIM.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:50 ]
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Yeah, I had the wrong thread. I mean, they were both about sauce, tbh
Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 20:51 ]
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GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 21:40 ]
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I dated a girl once and the only reason I dropped her off home was so that I could drive past the street near her house that was called Bellend.
Author:  Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 21:54 ]
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Ah, right by Mincing Lane.
Author:  TheVision [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 22:04 ]
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I just checked and it's not. I'm thinking of the Bellend in Stourbridge.
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 22:08 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I just checked and it's not. I'm thinking of the Bellend in Stourbridge.


He said he lived in Saltaire.
Author:  BikNorton [ Thu Jun 07, 2018 22:30 ]
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Cockshot to Bell End.

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37 min in current traffic


1. Head north-west on Cockshot Rd
2. Turn left to stay on Cockshot Rd
3. Turn right onto Moorlands Rd
4. Slight left onto Cockshot Rd
5. Turn right onto Worcester Rd/A449
6. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit and stay on Worcester Rd/A449
7. Exit the roundabout onto Worcester Rd/A449
8. At the roundabout, take the 4th exit onto Temeside Way/A4440
9. Exit the roundabout onto Temeside Way/A4440
10. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Broomhall Way/A4440
11. Exit the roundabout onto Broomhall Way/A4440
12. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Crookbarrow Way/A4440
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14. At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Whittington Rd
15. Exit the roundabout onto Whittington Rd
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18. Keep right to stay on M5
19. Keep right at the fork to stay on M5
20. At junction 4, take the A38/A491 exit to B'ham (SW)/Stourbridge
21. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Sandy Ln/A491
22. At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Stourbridge Rd/A491
23. Exit the roundabout onto Stourbridge Rd/A491
24. Turn right onto Heath End Rd

25. Arrive at location: Bell End

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Author:  MaliA [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:59 ]
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Trooper wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I just checked and it's not. I'm thinking of the Bellend in Stourbridge.


He said he lived in Saltaire.


《Narrows eyes》
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:40 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
You committed war crimes in the sauce thread, Warhead.


Oh dear, did I? Link?


https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 50#p845250


That's not the sauce thread.

Kris wrote:
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10760


FFS, I know where the sauce thread is, i was hoping for a link to the crime i committed, but I didn't post anything in it, UIM.


I think the real crime is that so many of you think that salad cream is a viable alternative to mayo.
Author:  Trooper [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:42 ]
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I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:45 ]
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Trooper wrote:
I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.


Giphy ">:(":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/z8iVwIhACAlvG/giphy-loop.mp4
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:45 ]
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Well shit, giphy failed me.
Author:  myp [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:46 ]
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Trooper wrote:
I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.
Author:  Trooper [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:46 ]
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Hardly, that was a pretty apt coincidence.
Author:  Kern [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47 ]
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Kris wrote:
Well shit, giphy failed me.


You are Davpaz and I claim my five pounds.
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:48 ]
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Shit, you caught me
Author:  Cras [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:51 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Trooper wrote:
I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.


You disgust me.
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:51 ]
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Cras wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Trooper wrote:
I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.


You disgust me.


I agree with Cras
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:59 ]
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I haven't had salad creme since I were a lad. It's like mayo for beginners, isn't it?
Author:  Trooper [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:02 ]
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It's like mayo, but actually tastes of something.
Author:  Findus Fop [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:02 ]
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I like to take a slice of bread, squirt Salad Cream all over it, fold it in half, and eat it.
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:04 ]
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Findus Fop wrote:
I like to take a slice of bread, squirt Salad Cream all over it, fold it in half, and eat it.

Me too! When I was 10 :)
Author:  Findus Fop [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:07 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Findus Fop wrote:
I like to take a slice of bread, squirt Salad Cream all over it, fold it in half, and eat it.

Me too! When I was 10 :)
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:08 ]
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Trooper wrote:
It's like mayo, but actually tastes of something.


Vinegar?
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:09 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Cras wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Trooper wrote:
I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.


You disgust me.


I agree with Cras


I also agree on this.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:14 ]
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Trooper wrote:
It's like mayo, but actually tastes of something.


Death and regret.
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:14 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
I haven't had salad creme since I were a lad. It's like mayo for beginners, isn't it?



Another thing, its cream man, cream.
Author:  Pundabaya [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:18 ]
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Salad Cream is way better than mayo.

Trufax.
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:19 ]
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Schism Incoming
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:23 ]
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Salad cream and mayo are complementary, not either/or. They have different uses.
Author:  Kris [ Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:26 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Salad cream and mayo are complementary, not either/or. They have different uses.


Agreed.

Mayo for eating.

Salad cream for putting in the bin.
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