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| Author: | KovacsC [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
I must be being slow, but I can't find the app on windows phone. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 14:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
I'm at the end of my monthly train ticket, but have a few days off work this week, so i've bought a few advance singles to last me today and tomorrow and i'll kick off the monthly again next week. I have two issues. Firstly, my train home it is impossible to buy a standard advance ticket, the only advance tickets you can buy are for first class. Advance standard out and first class home still saves me £15 over a standard return ticket bought on the day, but my trains are basic commuter ones, not fancy intercities or anything, so i'm paying an extra £7 to sit on a chair with a doily on the back. Secondly, I forgot i'm out on the piss tomorrow night with some old colleagues, so i've bought a first class ticket I won't be able to use (it's for a specific train time). Obviously in my pissed up state i'm going to chance it and claim ignorance if I have to show it to anyone, or pretend to be asleep, or pretend to be Polish, or something. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 14:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Trooper wrote: i'm paying an extra £7 to sit on a chair with a doily on the back. Which you steal and put on your office chair, obviously. Attachment: IMG_20180813_142147.jpg
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 14:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Grim... wrote: Trooper wrote: i'm paying an extra £7 to sit on a chair with a doily on the back. Which you steal and put on your office chair, obviously. Too fucking right! I don't feel as bad about the £7 now! The train terminates at my station, so I can probably grab a few... |
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| Author: | Jem [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 15:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Does anyone want an 8 year old? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 15:18 ] |
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An 8yr old what? Scotch? No. Cheese? No. Sofa? No. Child? No. Cat? No. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 15:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
It's a mystery! (Ok, it's a child.) |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:00 ] |
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No. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:07 ] |
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Damn it. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:14 ] |
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Can I swap them for a 10 year old? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:21 ] |
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An 10yr old what? Scotch? Possibly. Cheese? No. Sofa? No. Child? No. Cat? No. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
@lonewolves you need to upgrade your sim rig dude... |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:39 ] |
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That video has lots of quick cuts to hide the vomit. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:50 ] |
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Success! The intended receipent of the mystery bouquet just came round to collect it! Hopefully there's still some life in them. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 16:52 ] |
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Were they ill? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 17:25 ] |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 18:52 ] |
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Trooper wrote: @lonewolves you need to upgrade your sim rig dude... Motion rigs are a bit shit due to the lag. I wouldn't mind some Buttkickers to use with SimVibe though. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Aug 13, 2018 19:14 ] |
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Trooper wrote: @lonewolves you need to upgrade your sim rig dude... That's terrifying! And he's using a controller. Like a pleb. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Aug 14, 2018 16:20 ] |
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I'd love to try that. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Aug 14, 2018 16:21 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: I wouldn't mind some Buttkickers to use with SimVibe though. Dirty |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Tue Aug 14, 2018 23:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Trooper wrote: I'm at the end of my monthly train ticket, but have a few days off work this week, so i've bought a few advance singles to last me today and tomorrow and i'll kick off the monthly again next week. I have two issues. Firstly, my train home it is impossible to buy a standard advance ticket, the only advance tickets you can buy are for first class. Advance standard out and first class home still saves me £15 over a standard return ticket bought on the day, but my trains are basic commuter ones, not fancy intercities or anything, so i'm paying an extra £7 to sit on a chair with a doily on the back. Secondly, I forgot i'm out on the piss tomorrow night with some old colleagues, so i've bought a first class ticket I won't be able to use (it's for a specific train time). Obviously in my pissed up state i'm going to chance it and claim ignorance if I have to show it to anyone, or pretend to be asleep, or pretend to be Polish, or something. Shhhh.... I'm almost home and nobody has checked my ticket yet. Only the automatic barriers to go! |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 0:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
I made it! |
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| Author: | JBR [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:01 ] |
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Joy moment! Love it when those work out. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Aug 15, 2018 20:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Well |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
I have just started dating again. I have to be careful it is a friend of JazzyG |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Old Kovacs, working his way through the Midlands... |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:49 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: JazzyG Is it the Fresh Prince? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:03 ] |
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Have I met her before, Kovacs? (not JazzyG) - she looks strangely familiar. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:06 ] |
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GazChap wrote: Have I met her before, Kovacs? (not JazzyG) - she looks strangely familiar. not yet, well not with me. She is at the party on Saturday night |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:08 ] |
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KovacsC wrote: GazChap wrote: Have I met her before, Kovacs? (not JazzyG) - she looks strangely familiar. not yet, well not with me. She is at the party on Saturday night You must not have my new address |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Those shorts are a... umm... bold choice?
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:11 ] |
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Trooper wrote: Those shorts are a... umm... bold choice? my shorts 
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:12 ] |
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See you at the party on Saturday. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:16 ] |
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MaliA wrote: KovacsC wrote: GazChap wrote: Have I met her before, Kovacs? (not JazzyG) - she looks strangely familiar. not yet, well not with me. She is at the party on Saturday night You must not have my new address Nor mine. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
I thought the smallest house was on that bridge in Keswick? Either way, I'm not going to Wales. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
sorry gents i have a plus 1 now.. |
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| Author: | Jem [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
GazChap wrote: Have I met her before, Kovacs? (not JazzyG) - she looks strangely familiar. Yeah, she does look eerily familiar! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 12:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Was she at Jazzy's birthday party? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 14:36 ] |
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Has anyone solved the anagram on that Smallest House plaque? |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 14:50 ] |
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Grim... wrote: KovacsC wrote: JazzyG Is it the Fresh Prince? I bestowed that name on Joans years ago. |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 19:29 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Was she at Jazzy's birthday party? Nope. 
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 19:46 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: I thought the smallest house was on that bridge in Keswick? Either way, I'm not going to Wales. Ambleside, not Keswick. Wars have been fought over lesser gaffs than that. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 20:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Warhead wrote: Zardoz wrote: I thought the smallest house was on that bridge in Keswick? Either way, I'm not going to Wales. Ambleside, not Keswick. Wars have been fought over lesser gaffs than that. Fewer |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 23:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
As a rule of thumb, any establishment proclaiming to be 'the oldest' or 'world famous' is to be immediately distrusted. Double for the use of 'ye'. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Aug 17, 2018 23:19 ] |
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Kern wrote: As a rule of thumb, any establishment proclaiming to be 'the oldest' or 'world famous' is to be immediately distrusted. Double for the use of 'ye'. As long as ye pronounce 'ye' correctly in that context, it's fine. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
The mouse traps lie empty for the third morning in a row. The war against rodents is in the doldrums. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
It was a momentary peace in The Great Mousewar of 2018-2136. Combatants on both side went home to their families, to share with loved ones the momentary respite from the horror of the front lines. Nobody expected what was soon to come. We don't know which side was the first to poison the cheese, some believe it may have even been an accident, but the results were devastating. Kitchens were never the same, whole industries died, the mice sided with the Moo World Order and brought the bovines into the fight... it was a massacre. |
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| Author: | Hearthly [ Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
Fucking hell I just turned on my telly and it's added a fucking advert onto the main source select bar that appears when you turn it on. (Like, a paid for advert that you'd get on a YouTube video or something.) Cheers, Samsung. It's gone now so maybe it's just a one time thing when the telly is turned on. Even so, arseholes. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Sun Aug 19, 2018 13:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 50 |
today is sponsered by 'never drinking again' and 'do I really have to decorate ?'
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| Author: | Warhead [ Sun Aug 19, 2018 16:31 ] |
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Yes, it is. Mrs. W plied me with a new gin yesterday; not enough for a proper hangover, but enough for me to have to watch TV with one eye closed during the actual drinking session. The decorating (only painting really) is likely to take place some time over the next two weeks, but I won't enjoy it. |
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