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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 22:26 
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Trooper wrote:
I had the music on while I was walking home today, started walking in time with the beat, then when the song stopped I'd forgotten how fast I normaly walk, and had to stop and start again to reset.

I find Teenagers by My Chemical Romance exactly matches my walking speed.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:50 
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Never try walking with Tool playing. Walking in the weird time signatures they use is often confusing.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 13:53 
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Just discovered that the awesome jam that was Yub Nub was cut from Return of the Jedi in the Blu-ray release. Dicks.

And they CG’ed out Darth Vader’s eyebrows.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 21:15 
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My daughter just made me a cup of tea. Parenting is starting to pay off!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 21:40 
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DavPaz wrote:
My daughter just made me a cup of tea. Parenting is starting to pay off!

Was it any good though? I’m betting not

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 21:48 
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Mr Chonks wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
My daughter just made me a cup of tea. Parenting is starting to pay off!

Was it any good though? I’m betting not

A tad milky. Otherwise acceptable. I've had worse at work


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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From Chinny

https://twitter.com/chinnyhill10/status ... 9927193603




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I have fallen down the rabbit hole of one of the most vital web pages I have ever come across. The Chairs Of Blakes 7.


https://watchingblakes7.wordpress.com/2 ... -blakes-7/

(the whole website is worth reading if you are a B7 fan)


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:41 
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Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:42 
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Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 14:51 
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Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 14:58 
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Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 15:02 
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krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.

Nah mate, man size tissues with balsom to prevent unpleasant chafing.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 15:05 
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Warhead wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.

Nah mate, man size tissues with balsom to prevent unpleasant chafing.

I prefer a hand woven silk cravat, but each to their own.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 15:13 
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krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.

Nah mate, man size tissues with balsom to prevent unpleasant chafing.

I prefer a hand woven silk cravat, but each to their own.

Only as a special treat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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My favourite @fesshole posting today, "My lazy boyfriend never helps out when we get our shopping delivered. So when he's in the other room on the PS4, I flash my tits to the delivery driver. Every time."

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 13:27 
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Warhead wrote:
My favourite @fesshole posting today, "My lazy boyfriend never helps out when we get our shopping delivered. So when he's in the other room on the PS4, I flash my tits to the delivery driver. Every time."

And today's is "For some reason I've started shouting 'THE AYES HAVE IT' in the style of the Speaker of the House when I ejaculate."

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