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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 15:18 
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Do you mean Coke Stevia?

Yes, him. And Coke Yiannis, and Coke Dimitri.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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When I worked at Game they sent over about 2000 samples of a new Tango flavour. I forget what it was but it tasted like rotten vegetables.

It turned out that all the cans had been left in the direct sunlight in a van for a week before being sent to us.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Pepsi Max is objectively the best cola. I've been stuck in Coke land for two years now sob

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Greece is heavily into Coke Green, which tastes of mud.

They mix it with white wine.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Right? I think it's because the wine tastes of aged arseholes, so they basically just try and mask the taste.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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I mean red wine and coke is a thing in various parts of Europe and while I still think that's horrible it makes more sense. White wine and coke is mad though.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Has anyone tried that Coke energy drink? It's easily one of the worst things I've ever tasted, and I will happily drink Red Bull.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Has anyone tried that Coke energy drink? It's easily one of the worst things I've ever tasted, and I will happily drink Red Bull.

Oh, I got a can of that given to me in the street by one of those promo squads. It was very strange, and I will not be drinking any more ever again.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Has anyone tried that Coke energy drink? It's easily one of the worst things I've ever tasted, and I will happily drink Red Bull.

Oh, I got a can of that given to me in the street by one of those promo squads. It was very strange, and I will not be drinking any more ever again.

They're so late to the energy drink game! And with such an awful product, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Mimi wrote:
My gynaecologist was called Dr Pepper.

What's he called now?

Many years ago, wife's dentist was Dr Frankenstein.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Warhead wrote:
Mimi wrote:
My gynaecologist was called Dr Pepper.

What's he called now?

Many years ago, wife's dentist was Dr Frankenstein.

Haha, I mean he’s not my gynaecologist anymore. He’s a specialist that took care of me when I was pregnant. He was incredibly smooth and suave. Both Russell and I ended up falling a little in love with him :D

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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I've now got a senior citizen's concessionary public transport pass, so am now A Twirly.

I'll have to start using public transport now. Is it possible to buy a tazer on t'internet?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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What’s a Twirly?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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What Liverpool pensioners say to the driver when they get on the bus at around 9.30am, as their passes aren't valid until that time. "Am I twirly?"

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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My missus like rum and Dr Pepper, a drink we have entitled the "Captain Pepper"

Dr Pepper was created as a whisky mixer.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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What Liverpool pensioners say to the driver when they get on the bus at around 9.30am, as their passes aren't valid until that time. "Am I twirly?"

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Man that was a lot of lager...


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She was nice


Yes. Yes, indeed.

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Man that was a lot of lager...


We got our deposit back! I think.

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Suffice to say I had a very early night on Saturday.

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Much Ado About Nothing in St Michael’s Square, Southampton, 1996.

I was 14 and had curtains. I was also wearing the most ridiculous pantaloons. That’s me on the left in the thumbnail.

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That thumbnail makes it look like one of those dodgy composite shots used in Knightmare on CITV.

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That’s me on the left in the thumbnail.


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That’s me on the left in the thumbnail.


That's me in the spot light

Losing my dignity

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Findus Fop wrote:
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That’s me on the left in the thumbnail.


That's me in the spot light

Losing my dignity

Trying to keep to my route.
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, what postcode is this?
What road am I on?

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That thumbnail makes it look like one of those dodgy composite shots used in Knightmare on CITV.

This was the exact same thought and comment I had!

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Has anyone tried that Coke energy drink? It's easily one of the worst things I've ever tasted, and I will happily drink Red Bull.


My main take-away (other than 'fuck no, never again!') was that the cola flavour tasted really cheap. It was like someone had taken a bottle of Happy Shopper cola and just piled sugar into it.


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Happy Birthday Mali! Have a great day and enjoy being "old".

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Happy Birthday dude. You’re rapidly approaching the age when your clothes will be cool ;)

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Happy Birthday dude. You’re rapidly approaching the age when your clothes will be cool ;)

Mali has been 40 for a long, long time. His chronological age has now finally caught up.

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