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Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 15:57 ]
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A conservative man, left little to chance. He knew not to stick his neck out.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 16:57 ]
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Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

Author:  Satsuma [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 17:06 ]
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https://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/Ch/2019/1827.html

Here’s a fun case. A case by some media company wanted the names and addresses of Virgin Media customer who had downloaded their pornos. Luckily the case got knocked out as the evidence was wholly inadequate. Phew, aye!

“Mr Hoffmann’s witness statement is dated 26th February 2018. In paragraph 1 he explains that Mircom seeks disclosure “of the names and addresses of the subscribers associated with the IP addresses listed in a spreadsheet attached as Exhibit 1″. But there was no Exhibit 1.”

Silly sods.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 17:52 ]
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So technically they got all the details they asked for.

Never defeated!

Author:  Satsuma [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 18:02 ]
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I love judges.

Quote:
Conversely the Applicants submitted, and Virgin did not dispute, that there is at least a good arguable case to the effect that the other Claimants own copyright in the pornographic films relied upon. The names of the relevant films are listed in various schedules and leave little to the imagination.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 21:06 ]
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Grim... wrote:
So technically they got all the details they asked for.

Never defeated!


Denny Crane.

Author:  Nik [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:31 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:56 ]
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Nik wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

With a pole, hopefully.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:40 ]
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Have you ever seen this...



Pre-Cebeebies Days

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:20 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Nik wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

With a pole, hopefully.

Dirty boy.

Author:  Jem [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:20 ]
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I've been umming and ahhing about getting a labret piercing for 18 months+ and at this point the only thing putting me off is the fact I don't know how to say it.

La-bret, lab-ret, lay-bret, lab-ray, something else I hadn't even thought of?

And no, the wikipedia article on labret - despite specifically referencing pronunciation - doesn't really help at all.

I am aware of how stupid that is.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:44 ]
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"Lah-bret"

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:56 ]
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"Leicester"

Author:  Jem [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 13:00 ]
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Findus Fop wrote:
"Leicester"

Seems legit.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jul 18, 2019 13:08 ]
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Lab rat, when pronounced by the Queen, I.e. Was that leb ret awfully peenful?

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sat Jul 20, 2019 21:26 ]
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Just booked into my hotel for the night. The complementary gifts have taken a strange turn.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Jul 21, 2019 16:01 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Malia and I are doing Proms. The best prom.


We dressed up

Author:  Cras [ Sun Jul 21, 2019 16:13 ]
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Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:31 ]
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Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.

Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:32 ]
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My goodness it's hot in this van.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:38 ]
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Warhead wrote:
My goodness it's hot in this van.

*camera pans around to reveal Warhead drinking tea from a tartan print thermos, with a poster of Linda Lusardi, circa 1989, taped to the back wall of the van cab*.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 14:13 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.


We were lucky to get there, given we were in a Speed remake

Author:  Cras [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 15:03 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.


We were lucky to get there, given we were in a Speed remake


*Look to camera*

They thought they were in a Speed remake. In actual fact they were in a Chuckle Brothers remake.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 15:06 ]
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:DD

Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:39 ]
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A "Selfie Factory" has opened near my office. Ten quid to go in and be able to take your pic in front a a bunch of cutesy backdrops! Ten Quid!

* mumbles about young people nowadays *

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:41 ]
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Show us some of the selfies, then.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:45 ]
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Squirt wrote:
A "Selfie Factory" has opened near my office. Ten quid to go in and be able to take your pic in front a a bunch of cutesy backdrops! Ten Quid!

* mumbles about young people nowadays *

Haha, what?!

Can we crowdfund for Squirt to go and have his photo taken with each backdrop?

Author:  Squirt [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:47 ]
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It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 18:02 ]
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Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!

Stretch goal!

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 19:19 ]
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Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


This is amazing me... A whole day of selfies?!? That can't possibly be taken on a phone.

Who exactly is buying this?

Author:  Warhead [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 21:06 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Warhead wrote:
My goodness it's hot in this van.

*camera pans around to reveal Warhead drinking tea from a tartan print thermos, with a poster of Linda Lusardi, circa 1989, taped to the back wall of the van cab*.


Sam Fox, otherwise frighteningly accurate.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jul 23, 2019 21:26 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


This is amazing me... A whole day of selfies?!? That can't possibly be taken on a phone.

Who exactly is buying this?


Hey yo!

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 14:03 ]
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Model plans to marry her dog after giving up on men after 220 failed dates.

Presumably none of them could fuck like an animal.

Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 16:59 ]
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https://www.theguardian.com/games/2019/ ... st-racists

Quote:
Wolfenstein Youngblood review: two women blast racists into goo

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 20:57 ]
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Over £8 for the nursery uniform t shirt, and almost a tenner for the uniform jumper. Crikey.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Jul 25, 2019 21:08 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Over £8 for the nursery uniform t shirt, and almost a tenner for the uniform jumper. Crikey.


Oh bloody hell I have to buy more than one.

Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:04 ]
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Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:15 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues


Nope. All logo'd.ah well.

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:36 ]
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MaliA wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues


Nope. All logo'd.ah well.


You can get an automated embroidery machine for a grand, feed it a picture and it'll sew it on.

How many knock off shirts would you need to sell to get your money back?

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:03 ]
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Depends how much you charged, I guess.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jul 29, 2019 22:12 ]
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Who likes pictures of me?

Bradbury does!

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 13:42 ]
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I think she's pulling your chain, mate.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 13:47 ]
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The manager in the store in which I'm currently working says, 'Chicken pin' instead of 'chip and pin.'. He knows he's doing it, but is having difficulty stopping it.

Author:  Warhead [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 14:15 ]
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This co op is also doing a roaring trade in chewing gum, because their cash machine has run out of cash.

Author:  Warhead [ Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:56 ]
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Barnoldswick has public toilets that have not been closed due to rampant cottaging, or anything else I suppose.

I think it's even free to wee.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 22:37 ]
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I am five metres away from internet fame in Brighton. What should I say to him?

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:15 ]
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Who is it?

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:15 ]
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Tell him he was really good in Deadpool and la la land

Author:  MaliA [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:15 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Who is it?


Ryan reynolds

Author:  Findus Fop [ Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:38 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Who is it?


Only the biggest (racist) Youtuber in the world.

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