Be Excellent To Each Other

And, you know, party on. Dude.

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Reply to topic  [ 3897 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62 ... 78  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 15:57 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
A conservative man, left little to chance. He knew not to stick his neck out.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 16:57 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 17:06 
User avatar
Bad Girl

Joined: 20th Apr, 2008
Posts: 13138
https://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/Ch/2019/1827.html

Here’s a fun case. A case by some media company wanted the names and addresses of Virgin Media customer who had downloaded their pornos. Luckily the case got knocked out as the evidence was wholly inadequate. Phew, aye!

“Mr Hoffmann’s witness statement is dated 26th February 2018. In paragraph 1 he explains that Mircom seeks disclosure “of the names and addresses of the subscribers associated with the IP addresses listed in a spreadsheet attached as Exhibit 1″. But there was no Exhibit 1.”

Silly sods.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 17:52 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67258
Location: Your Mum
So technically they got all the details they asked for.

Never defeated!

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 18:02 
User avatar
Bad Girl

Joined: 20th Apr, 2008
Posts: 13138
I love judges.

Quote:
Conversely the Applicants submitted, and Virgin did not dispute, that there is at least a good arguable case to the effect that the other Claimants own copyright in the pornographic films relied upon. The names of the relevant films are listed in various schedules and leave little to the imagination.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 21:06 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48149
Grim... wrote:
So technically they got all the details they asked for.

Never defeated!


Denny Crane.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:31 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 1888
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:56 
Filthy Junkie Bitch

Joined: 17th Dec, 2008
Posts: 8260
Nik wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

With a pole, hopefully.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:40 
User avatar
Unpossible!

Joined: 27th Jun, 2008
Posts: 35624
Have you ever seen this...



Pre-Cebeebies Days


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:20 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Nik wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

With a pole, hopefully.

Dirty boy.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:20 
User avatar
sneering elitist

Joined: 25th May, 2014
Posts: 2376
Location: Broseley
I've been umming and ahhing about getting a labret piercing for 18 months+ and at this point the only thing putting me off is the fact I don't know how to say it.

La-bret, lab-ret, lay-bret, lab-ray, something else I hadn't even thought of?

And no, the wikipedia article on labret - despite specifically referencing pronunciation - doesn't really help at all.

I am aware of how stupid that is.

_________________
i make websites


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:44 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67258
Location: Your Mum
"Lah-bret"

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:56 
User avatar
Prince of Fops

Joined: 14th May, 2009
Posts: 2958
"Leicester"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 13:00 
User avatar
sneering elitist

Joined: 25th May, 2014
Posts: 2376
Location: Broseley
Findus Fop wrote:
"Leicester"

Seems legit.

_________________
i make websites


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 13:08 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
Lab rat, when pronounced by the Queen, I.e. Was that leb ret awfully peenful?

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 21:26 
Best
User avatar
Board Mother

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 9990
Location: Mount Olympus
Just booked into my hotel for the night. The complementary gifts have taken a strange turn.


You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.

_________________
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
GJ is right.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 16:01 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Malia and I are doing Proms. The best prom.


We dressed up


You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 16:13 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48149
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:31 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:32 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
My goodness it's hot in this van.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 13:38 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 20960
Warhead wrote:
My goodness it's hot in this van.

*camera pans around to reveal Warhead drinking tea from a tartan print thermos, with a poster of Linda Lusardi, circa 1989, taped to the back wall of the van cab*.

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 14:13 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.


We were lucky to get there, given we were in a Speed remake

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 15:03 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 48149
MaliA wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.


We were lucky to get there, given we were in a Speed remake


*Look to camera*

They thought they were in a Speed remake. In actual fact they were in a Chuckle Brothers remake.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 15:06 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 20960
:DD

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:39 
User avatar
Heavy Metal Tough Guy

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 5547
A "Selfie Factory" has opened near my office. Ten quid to go in and be able to take your pic in front a a bunch of cutesy backdrops! Ten Quid!

* mumbles about young people nowadays *


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:41 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67258
Location: Your Mum
Show us some of the selfies, then.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:45 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 20960
Squirt wrote:
A "Selfie Factory" has opened near my office. Ten quid to go in and be able to take your pic in front a a bunch of cutesy backdrops! Ten Quid!

* mumbles about young people nowadays *

Haha, what?!

Can we crowdfund for Squirt to go and have his photo taken with each backdrop?

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 17:47 
User avatar
Heavy Metal Tough Guy

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 5547
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 18:02 
User avatar

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 20960
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!

Stretch goal!

_________________
ImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 19:19 
SupaMod
User avatar
"Praisebot"

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 15468
Location: Parts unknown
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


This is amazing me... A whole day of selfies?!? That can't possibly be taken on a phone.

Who exactly is buying this?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 21:06 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
Mimi wrote:
Warhead wrote:
My goodness it's hot in this van.

*camera pans around to reveal Warhead drinking tea from a tartan print thermos, with a poster of Linda Lusardi, circa 1989, taped to the back wall of the van cab*.


Sam Fox, otherwise frighteningly accurate.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 21:26 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
TheVision wrote:
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


This is amazing me... A whole day of selfies?!? That can't possibly be taken on a phone.

Who exactly is buying this?


Hey yo!

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 14:03 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
Model plans to marry her dog after giving up on men after 220 failed dates.

Presumably none of them could fuck like an animal.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 16:59 
8-Bit Champion
User avatar
Two heads are better than one

Joined: 16th Apr, 2008
Posts: 13689
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2019/ ... st-racists

Quote:
Wolfenstein Youngblood review: two women blast racists into goo


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 20:57 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
Over £8 for the nursery uniform t shirt, and almost a tenner for the uniform jumper. Crikey.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 21:08 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
MaliA wrote:
Over £8 for the nursery uniform t shirt, and almost a tenner for the uniform jumper. Crikey.


Oh bloody hell I have to buy more than one.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:04 
User avatar
Fitness Nut...

Joined: 25th Sep, 2008
Posts: 19449
Location: shropshire, uk
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues

_________________
MetalAngel wrote:
Kovacs: From 'unresponsive' to 'kebab' in 3.5 seconds


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:15 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
KovacsC wrote:
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues


Nope. All logo'd.ah well.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:36 
User avatar
ugvm'er at heart...

Joined: 4th Mar, 2010
Posts: 21068
MaliA wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues


Nope. All logo'd.ah well.


You can get an automated embroidery machine for a grand, feed it a picture and it'll sew it on.

How many knock off shirts would you need to sell to get your money back?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 12:03 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 67258
Location: Your Mum
Depends how much you charged, I guess.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 22:12 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
Who likes pictures of me?

Bradbury does!


You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 13:42 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
I think she's pulling your chain, mate.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 13:47 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
The manager in the store in which I'm currently working says, 'Chicken pin' instead of 'chip and pin.'. He knows he's doing it, but is having difficulty stopping it.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 14:15 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
This co op is also doing a roaring trade in chewing gum, because their cash machine has run out of cash.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:56 
User avatar
Noob as of 6/8/10

Joined: 6th Aug, 2010
Posts: 3696
Location: , Location, Location.
Barnoldswick has public toilets that have not been closed due to rampant cottaging, or anything else I suppose.

I think it's even free to wee.

_________________
'I just can't be arsed.'


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 22:37 
User avatar
Prince of Fops

Joined: 14th May, 2009
Posts: 2958
I am five metres away from internet fame in Brighton. What should I say to him?


You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:15 
Best
User avatar
Board Mother

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 9990
Location: Mount Olympus
Who is it?

_________________
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
GJ is right.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:15 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
Tell him he was really good in Deadpool and la la land

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:15 
User avatar
Gogmagog

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 45438
Location: West Yorkshire
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Who is it?


Ryan reynolds

_________________
Mr Chris wrote:
MaliA isn't just the best thing on the internet - he's the best thing ever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 23:38 
User avatar
Prince of Fops

Joined: 14th May, 2009
Posts: 2958
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Who is it?


Only the biggest (racist) Youtuber in the world.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 3897 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62 ... 78  Next

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Vogons and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search within this thread:
You are using the 'Ted' forum. Bill doesn't really exist any more. Bogus!
Want to help out with the hosting / advertising costs? That's very nice of you.
Are you on a mobile phone? Try http://beex.co.uk/m/
RIP, Owen.

Powered by a very Grim... version of phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.