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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2019 11:21 
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Is she pregnant?

No.

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Is she a person of colour?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Over 40. British. Not blonde. Female. Current non-daytime Tv presenter. Used to be something else.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Does she ever model?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Likes walking?

I can't say. I doubt it. She walked a long way once, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Not really. Did a couple of things.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Have we ever failed at this before?

Wild stab to finish: Claudia Winkelman


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Have we ever failed at this before?

Wild stab to finish: Claudia Winkelman

No!

It was Jo Brand.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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I think Mali might have known, as she did a 150 mile walk for Sports Relief.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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I think Mali might have known, as she did a 150 mile walk for Sports Relief.

Nah, he was thinking of Julia Bradbury


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Grim... wrote:
I think Mali might have known, as she did a 150 mile walk for Sports Relief.

Nah, he was thinking of Julia Bradbury


I was, as she was in London yesterday. Under a bridge on a floating caravan.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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2) Out walking in Victoria Park with a local greyhound group, we apparently walked past Masie Williams. I didn't see her but she took a picture of us. Reverse celebrity spotting for the win.


A friend of mine keeps seeing Sansa Stark in Sainsbury's.

I have no idea why that is relevant, or needed saying, but I just wanted to be involved.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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She looked pregnant to me.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Gary Linekar knocked up Sansa Stark?!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Gary Linekar knocked up Sansa Stark?!

Lol.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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So, I became aware of the term "edge computing" today. Isn't this just what used to be called "computing"? You IT people and your buzzwords.


I had sort of hoped it meant computing right up to the point of completion but then stopping :)

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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It's a form of cloud computing (which is a form of computing) but geographically nearer to the user. That allows it to get the information back faster.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Currently Red Dwarf and Game of Thrones both have 73 episodes.

So, now you know that too.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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DavPaz wrote:
Currently Red Dwarf and Game of Thrones both have 73 episodes.

So, now you know that too.

And they both lost a writer towards the end and became a shadow of their former selves.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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DavPaz wrote:
Currently Red Dwarf and Game of Thrones both have 73 episodes.

So, now you know that too.

Dwarf fax!

Ainsley Harriott played a GELF in Emohawk: Polymorph 2.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Mr Dave wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Currently Red Dwarf and Game of Thrones both have 73 episodes.

So, now you know that too.

And they both lost a writer towards the end and became a shadow of their former selves.


GoT didn’t lose a writer. They just ran out of existing material.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Currently Red Dwarf and Game of Thrones both have 73 episodes.

So, now you know that too.

Dwarf fax!

Ainsley Harriott played a GELF in Emohawk: Polymorph 2.

More dwarf fax!
Alan Rickman auditioned for the part of Rimmer, as did Alfred Molina. Rickman was also interested in playing Lister.

That would have been a very different show, eh?

//edit: Got my fax wrong, curse you!

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Satsuma wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Currently Red Dwarf and Game of Thrones both have 73 episodes.

So, now you know that too.

And they both lost a writer towards the end and became a shadow of their former selves.


GoT didn’t lose a writer. They just ran out of existing material.

You know what I meant.


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Cras wrote:
Gary Linekar knocked up Sansa Stark?!

He offered her a packet of white walkers.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Nik wrote:
Cras wrote:
Gary Linekar knocked up Sansa Stark?!

He offered her a packet of white walkers.

But she'd have preferred Tyrell's.

I'm sorry.

(I'm not.)


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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That's some super niche joke work, well done.

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How come, even though I live alone, I have to have the bedroom door shut at night?


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I'm not bothered either way... I'd sleep with it shut or open. I also sleep with the curtains open sometimes.


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How come, even though I live alone, I have to have the bedroom door shut at night?

to stop the mice getting in.


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To stop the wolves and other predators from getting into your cave, I’d guess. Also, my bedroom curtains are heavier than the ones in the rest of the house so it stops light leaking in from the pesky 4:30am morning.

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I’m teaching Darwin (3) about body privacy at the moment. At the same time we are also learning about trees in our walks to nursery. At the same time Darwin seems to have woken up to how stunningly beautiful his mummy is and how she dresses so fine.

So, this has all got a bit confused. He knows that a woman’s chest should be private. But it also got a bit confused with the naming of trees. And how we wear clothes, so he keeps saying things like: ‘mummy, I love your rainbow jumper. It is so beautiful and so soft when you wear it on your big chestnuts’.

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Mimi wrote:
I’m teaching Darwin (3) about body privacy at the moment. At the same time we are also learning about trees in our walks to nursery. At the same time Darwin seems to have woken up to how stunningly beautiful his mummy is and how she dresses so fine.

So, this has all got a bit confused. He knows that a woman’s chest should be private. But it also got a bit confused with the naming of trees. And how we wear clothes, so he keeps saying things like: ‘mummy, I love your rainbow jumper. It is so beautiful and so soft when you wear it on your big chestnuts’.

He's doing fine. This is how the male mind works anyway :)


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Related, I've just discovered that there exists a genderflipped remake of What Women Want called (shockingly) What Men Want.

How is this a thing? Most male thoughts are Boobs, Football, Food anyway, right chaps? *Tim Allen Noise*


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