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More evidence is support of my father of the year nomination last night. She was playing with the hosepipe in the garden so obviously I grabbed part of the hose and kinked it so that the water stopped.

"what's happened daddy?"

"no idea, it could be blocked, try looking down the end of it but make sure you squeeze the trigger at the same time".

Now, at this point I swear to god I was sure that she had the thing turned to the gentle plant watering setting, but she must have turned it to jet mode so it blasted her full force right in the eyeballs. The screams could probably be heard three streets away. But she got over it pretty quick and was back playing again in a few minutes. So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say.

markg wrote:

Lesson learned by who, though?

So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say.

markg wrote:

Lesson learned by who, though?

markg wrote:

Lesson learned by who, though?

I just saw someone mention their wrist piercings and stupidly (as I am a bit Squeamish) Googled it.

Mimi wrote:

I just saw someone mention their wrist piercings and stupidly (as I am a bit Squeamish) Googled it.

Was it Jesus?

Typical Friday night

KovacsC wrote:

Typical Friday night

It’s the watch that sets it off.

CAn we never circle back to the picture of Kov, please. Ever.

Imagine being a Man City fan. Must be boring

DavPaz wrote:

Imagine being a Man City fan. Must be boring

It certainly wasn’t 20 years ago. Fiery 0-0 draw at Dean Court in Division 2 and they got two men sent off! One for walking in an aggressive manner.

I have just found out that there’s more than one Spiderman

Also, I keep seeing a video of a Spider-Man in civvies dancing, firstly like Gene Kelly and then like... Rianna? Anyway, I’m slightly confused because he looks like a weedy 18 year old yet it’s also the best thing I have ever seen and now I am in love.

Edit: LL Cool J is there, too.

More edit: I feel like this should be in the ‘Dreams’ thread.

A brief sneaky peek at both Reddit and Imgur has shown me that people no longer give a fuck about spoilers and I'll not be anywhere near either until I've watched the GoT finale

That'll do.

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Even places like the BBC and Guardian websites will have spoilers on the front pages for shows which haven't officially even aired here, which is just annoying to the extreme

Am I right in thinking that it's available for streaming until after the 9pm broadcast? I'd google it, but one can't be too careful

It is available on NowTV, for sure.

Curiosity wrote:

It is available on NowTV, for sure.

Huh. Follow up question: Does the 9pm broadcast have advert breaks?

DavPaz wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

It is available on NowTV, for sure.

Huh. Follow up question: Does the 9pm broadcast have advert breaks?

Yes.

When I've watched it streamed it has had 2 or 3 places for adverts.

But.... if it's streaming on Now TV without adverts... why would anyone watch the 9pm broadcast.

Malc wrote:

When I've watched it streamed it has had 2 or 3 places for adverts.

Yikes. Fuck that.

Malc wrote:

When I've watched it streamed it has had 2 or 3 places for adverts.

Yikes. Fuck that.

DavPaz wrote:

But.... if it's streaming on Now TV without adverts... why would anyone watch the 9pm broadcast.

It's better quality. The broadcast is 1080p (possibly 1080i), I'm pretty sure NowTV tops out at 720p.

Because despite the myriad ways of watching it legally, if he waits and pirates it, he’ll not have to watch any commercials at all.

Author:	Grim... [ Tue May 14, 2019 11:57 ]
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One day the Grimlet will be watching Pulp Fiction and he'll say "Hey look, it's the guy from the insurance adverts".

Author:	markg [ Tue May 14, 2019 14:10 ]
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More evidence is support of my father of the year nomination last night. She was playing with the hosepipe in the garden so obviously I grabbed part of the hose and kinked it so that the water stopped. "what's happened daddy?" "no idea, it could be blocked, try looking down the end of it but make sure you squeeze the trigger at the same time". Now, at this point I swear to god I was sure that she had the thing turned to the gentle plant watering setting, but she must have turned it to jet mode so it blasted her full force right in the eyeballs. The screams could probably be heard three streets away. But she got over it pretty quick and was back playing again in a few minutes. So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say.

Author:	Mimi [ Tue May 14, 2019 14:13 ]
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markg wrote: More evidence is support of my father of the year nomination last night. She was playing with the hosepipe in the garden so obviously I grabbed part of the hose and kinked it so that the water stopped. "what's happened daddy?" "no idea, it could be blocked, try looking down the end of it but make sure you squeeze the trigger at the same time". Now, at this point I swear to god I was sure that she had the thing turned to the gentle plant watering setting, but she must have turned it to jet mode so it blasted her full force right in the eyeballs. The screams could probably be heard three streets away. But she got over it pretty quick and was back playing again in a few minutes. So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say. Lesson learned by who, though?

Author:	MaliA [ Tue May 14, 2019 14:14 ]
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Mimi wrote: markg wrote: More evidence is support of my father of the year nomination last night. She was playing with the hosepipe in the garden so obviously I grabbed part of the hose and kinked it so that the water stopped. "what's happened daddy?" "no idea, it could be blocked, try looking down the end of it but make sure you squeeze the trigger at the same time". Now, at this point I swear to god I was sure that she had the thing turned to the gentle plant watering setting, but she must have turned it to jet mode so it blasted her full force right in the eyeballs. The screams could probably be heard three streets away. But she got over it pretty quick and was back playing again in a few minutes. So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say. Lesson learned by who, though? Malia

Author:	Bamba [ Tue May 14, 2019 14:21 ]
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markg wrote: So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say. You won't know that until you see if she'll let you do it again.

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Author:	Mimi [ Tue May 14, 2019 14:28 ]
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Talking of Father Of The Year moments, this is how Russell helped Darwin to be more comfortable having the hair clippers used to cut his hair. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxC_7UZp2EQ ... f3aeap6mzo

Author:	myp [ Tue May 14, 2019 14:29 ]
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Mimi wrote: markg wrote: More evidence is support of my father of the year nomination last night. She was playing with the hosepipe in the garden so obviously I grabbed part of the hose and kinked it so that the water stopped. "what's happened daddy?" "no idea, it could be blocked, try looking down the end of it but make sure you squeeze the trigger at the same time". Now, at this point I swear to god I was sure that she had the thing turned to the gentle plant watering setting, but she must have turned it to jet mode so it blasted her full force right in the eyeballs. The screams could probably be heard three streets away. But she got over it pretty quick and was back playing again in a few minutes. So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say. Lesson learned by who, though? Whomst

Author:	markg [ Tue May 14, 2019 16:28 ]
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Mimi wrote: markg wrote: More evidence is support of my father of the year nomination last night. She was playing with the hosepipe in the garden so obviously I grabbed part of the hose and kinked it so that the water stopped. "what's happened daddy?" "no idea, it could be blocked, try looking down the end of it but make sure you squeeze the trigger at the same time". Now, at this point I swear to god I was sure that she had the thing turned to the gentle plant watering setting, but she must have turned it to jet mode so it blasted her full force right in the eyeballs. The screams could probably be heard three streets away. But she got over it pretty quick and was back playing again in a few minutes. So all in all a worthwhile lesson learned I would say. Lesson learned by who, though? Her, I think. I have no idea what but I'm sure she'll take something from it.

Author:	Mimi [ Wed May 15, 2019 19:06 ]
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I just saw someone mention their wrist piercings and stupidly (as I am a bit Squeamish) Googled it.

Author:	Findus Fop [ Wed May 15, 2019 19:13 ]
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Mimi wrote: I just saw someone mention their wrist piercings and stupidly (as I am a bit Squeamish) Googled it. Was it Jesus?

Author:	Mimi [ Wed May 15, 2019 19:23 ]
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Findus Fop wrote: Mimi wrote: I just saw someone mention their wrist piercings and stupidly (as I am a bit Squeamish) Googled it. Was it Jesus?

Author:	KovacsC [ Sat May 18, 2019 8:50 ]
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Typical Friday night

Author:	Kern [ Sat May 18, 2019 9:08 ]
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Headline of the day: "Man jailed for calling judge a 'd***head' at Oxford Crown Court"

Author:	MaliA [ Sat May 18, 2019 9:11 ]
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CAn we never circle back to the picture of Kov, please. Ever.

Author:	Bamba [ Mon May 20, 2019 10:53 ]
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I've never before stumbled across a spoiler for anything I was watching but some cunt posted one this morning in the comments section for the latest I See You post of all places. The spoiler in question seems relatively unlikely so I'm hoping it's just a troll post rather than anything genuine, but still. I realise I'm not helping myself by being now fully three episodes behind due to moving in (temporarily) with Mrs B. She's only ever watched the first few episodes and may get round to catching up at some point so I'm not going to watch the entire ending of the thing in front of her.

Author:	Mimi [ Sat May 18, 2019 9:25 ]
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KovacsC wrote: Typical Friday night It’s the watch that sets it off.

Author:	Zardoz [ Sat May 18, 2019 9:31 ]
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Surprised at no day-glo, Kov.

Author:	KovacsC [ Sat May 18, 2019 9:53 ]
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Mimi wrote: KovacsC wrote: Typical Friday night It’s the watch that sets it off. It was to count the steps to the right

Author:	Grim... [ Sat May 18, 2019 10:13 ]
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Very good

Author:	myp [ Sat May 18, 2019 13:37 ]
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MaliA wrote: CAn we never circle back to the picture of Kov, please. Ever. You have nothing to say on this subject, sink boy

Author:	DavPaz [ Sat May 18, 2019 18:26 ]
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Imagine being a Man City fan. Must be boring

Author:	myp [ Sat May 18, 2019 18:32 ]
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DavPaz wrote: Imagine being a Man City fan. Must be boring It certainly wasn’t 20 years ago. Fiery 0-0 draw at Dean Court in Division 2 and they got two men sent off! One for walking in an aggressive manner.

Author:	DavPaz [ Sat May 18, 2019 18:48 ]
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Mr Chonks wrote: DavPaz wrote: Imagine being a Man City fan. Must be boring It certainly wasn’t 20 years ago. Fiery 0-0 draw at Dean Court in Division 2 and they got two men sent off! One for walking in an aggressive manner. Just over 11 years ago, Boro beat them 8-1

Author:	Grim... [ Sat May 18, 2019 19:09 ]
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That'll do. Attachment: IMG_20190518_175448.jpg

Author:	Mimi [ Sat May 18, 2019 19:23 ]
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I have just found out that there’s more than one Spiderman Also, I keep seeing a video of a Spider-Man in civvies dancing, firstly like Gene Kelly and then like... Rianna? Anyway, I’m slightly confused because he looks like a weedy 18 year old yet it’s also the best thing I have ever seen and now I am in love. Edit: LL Cool J is there, too. More edit: I feel like this should be in the ‘Dreams’ thread.

Author:	devilman [ Sat May 18, 2019 19:49 ]
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Mimi wrote: I have just found out that there’s more than one Spiderman Also, I keep seeing a video of a Spider-Man in civvies dancing, firstly like Gene Kelly and then like... Rianna? Anyway, I’m slightly confused because he looks like a weedy 18 year old yet it’s also the best thing I have ever seen and now I am in love. Edit: LL Cool J is there, too. More edit: I feel like this should be in the ‘Dreams’ thread. It's a marvellous video.

Author:	Mimi [ Sat May 18, 2019 19:53 ]
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Noooo... now I must watch the strangely sexy boy elf splash around in lady undies again. Oh noes!

Author:	Mimi [ Sat May 18, 2019 19:55 ]
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If that was an act on Eurovision I’d vote for it.

Author:	DavPaz [ Mon May 20, 2019 8:04 ]
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A brief sneaky peek at both Reddit and Imgur has shown me that people no longer give a fuck about spoilers and I'll not be anywhere near either until I've watched the GoT finale

Author:	Mimi [ Mon May 20, 2019 8:08 ]
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DavPaz wrote: A brief sneaky peek at both Reddit and Imgur has shown me that people no longer give a fuck about spoilers and I'll not be anywhere near either until I've watched the GoT finale Same with both Twitter and IG, where I’ve seen the major GOT spoiler a further two times this last 30 minutes so now six times in total. That’s six people I no longer follow.

Author:	Trooper [ Mon May 20, 2019 9:18 ]
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I'm staying off everything until tonight, apart from here, as you folks aren't dicks.... right?

Author:	TheVision [ Mon May 20, 2019 9:33 ]
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I'm the same but I won't be able to watch it until tomorrow morning. Hopefully I won't get it spoiled in the mean time.

Author:	devilman [ Mon May 20, 2019 9:42 ]
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DavPaz wrote: A brief sneaky peek at both Reddit and Imgur has shown me that people no longer give a fuck about spoilers and I'll not be anywhere near either until I've watched the GoT finale I read that after a tense final battle, Koepka held on to claim the decisive victory. No, wait, that was the golf.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon May 20, 2019 9:58 ]
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Grim... wrote: That'll do. Attachment: IMG_20190518_175448.jpg Where are this?

Author:	Curiosity [ Mon May 20, 2019 15:01 ]
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I've taken to avoiding most of the internet during waits for Got/Avengers etc because spoilers come in the stupidest fucking places these days. Even places like the BBC and Guardian websites will have spoilers on the front pages for shows which haven't officially even aired here, which is just annoying to the extreme (or will have a non-spoiler headline with a spoiler picture, or some hint that can make you guess the ending, or second guess yourself - assholes).