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Political violence in the Shire!

BBC: 'Dog bites Oxfordshire council leader in Bicester'

Doesn't look that bad, sympathy vote etc.

What was he doesn't to the dog to get it to bite him anyways?

I literally says in the first sentence.

Trying to parse this sentence makes me feel like I'm having a stroke.

I mean, it's only one word he mistyped

No mention of what'll happen to the dog...

I didn't even notice that it said 'posting the leaflet through the door' nor that I had typed 'doesn't' not 'doing' man it's too early for this shit.

Yeah, totally, it's just interesting how much a single word can screw up my brain's ability to read something. I also realise my tone in that post made it look like I was having a go but it was just meant to be an observation.

Lol I went back and struggled too, even knowing what it was meant to say

Who the frig puts their hand/finger through the letterbox anyway?

Dog bite victims I suppose.

You have to sometimes, if they're stiff or the item you're posting only just fits.

Indeed, sometimes when it's a little stiff you have to use the fingers to get it open...

Don't worry, he's not a Liberal.

No, I don't.

Can't say we've really noticed the trump/kim extravaganza this week. The roads have been a lot quieter but but i think that is more to do with this being the local school holiday - a lot of people are out of the country this week. Perhaps the Singapore government planned it that way....

Yeah, did they not tell you? All the rest of the world got together and we're going to nuke it while they're both in the same place.

Why nuke, just a standard airstrike should be sufficient; less collateral damage and whatnot.

Because it's the only way to be sure.

We've got to get rid of the nukes.

They've left. You missed your chance.

To be honest, they were a secondary target.

Latest stupid toy that I've bought:

https://wowgoboard.com/collections/wowg ... skateboard

Can't fucking wait!

I've ordered a ratchet spanner and motor grip pliers.

Sweet, you going to leave them stock or get into the whole ratchet spanner modding scene?

Stock for a while until I get a feel for it.

People dressed as Nazis no longer an issue

http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/n ... _violence/

What the hell is a Black Maria? Is it some sort of local vigilante group of superheroes?

Pig van.

Maybe it's a typo and it was a black Morris Marina.

Next year, they should attempt to emulate Moscow's VE day celebrations. Apparently the entire city went on a hell of a bender and the great metropolis was drunk dry.

PSA: Father's day on sunday so amazon prime tat and a card now to stay in the will.

Just goes to show, you can have too much hair and still be very good at something.

Autotune, mainly.

Look at the size of this beast that I found in my mom and dad's loft!

Is that Gaz's 20p?

Looks like a normal size coin to me, difficult to tell as we don't know the scale of the insect.

Can we get a grasshopper for scale?

There's a famous (ish) person within 10 yards of me.

Guess who!

Dr Richard Gaywood

No. First clue: He's wearing a yellow tie

Michael Portillo

Nope. But it is a politician. Currently active

Clegg.

No, but very close! Balder

Vince Cable?

Ding! Winner.

Here he is. With a microphone on his face

Five people who look like they're regretting scheduling something in for a Monday morning.

In the run-up to the local elections I was channel hopping and chanced upon a Lib Dem party political broadcast. It took me a few moments to remember that he was actually their leader now.

He just used the phrase 'go native' about Nigeria. The gent on the right is a Nigerian Economist. Oops!