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Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Mali-Birthday, Mali-Birthday. Mali-Birthday, Mali-Birthday. Mali-Birthday, Mali-Birthday. Mali-Birthday, Mali-Birthday.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2018 13:17

Thank you all.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2018 20:55

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... nds-murder

Fucking hell.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Man, I got wankered at darts tonight.

On a school night too.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:24

Kern, made me think of you.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

MaliA wrote:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/08/woman-sarah-bramley-jailed-sex-act-photo-led-boyfriends-murder

Fucking hell.

She sounds lovely.

Possibly a bit high maintenance though.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:06

I seem to have man-flu.. i need to get rid of it by thursday. Any tips..

i am on hot honey and lemon

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

If it's the common cold then there is nothing you can do except alleviate the symptoms.

If it's actual flu you'd be on your back in bed.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Hearthly wrote:

If it's the common cold then there is nothing you can do except alleviate the symptoms.

"Properly treated, you can cure the common cold in seven days. But if you don't do anything, it might hang around as long as a week."

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:45

KovacsC wrote:

Kern, made me think of you.

When I farb out, I do it in style.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Quote:

Some of the most remarkable lost artifacts from the ancient world were the titanic wrecks of the Nemi ships. In their 1st century heyday they held gardens, palaces & baths in a floating wonderland. But barely a decade after their recovery, they were lost forever.

Click on the link to go to the top of the thread

https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status ... 2583462913

Some of the most remarkable lost artefacts from the ancient world were the titanic wrecks of the Nemi ships.

In their 1st century heyday they held gardens, palaces & baths in a floating wonderland. But barely a decade after their recovery, they were lost forever. pic.twitter.com/MQjcSz20Zl
— Paul ðŸŒ¹ðŸ“š Cooper (@PaulMMCooper) October 8, 2018

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Well that was interesting. Never knew about any of it.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Holly and Ferne picking up an olive with their tongues is the greatest TV ever.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:58

Satsuma wrote:

Holly and Ferne picking up an olive with their tongues is the greatest TV ever.

Holly and Kelly trying to find the dildo with their mouths was also pretty good.

As was Kelly's tits buzzing in to answer a question.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 13:43

I should watch This Morning more often.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

There's a door in this office. It's a little door. Maybe 5 feet tall. It leads to a storage area where the performance techs keep props and costumes and other junk.

It keeps opening on its own.

I know it's just because of air pressure. My rational, educated mind knows this. It's a windy day. Old building. Makes sense.

But...

It keeps opening on its own.

There's basically no-one else here. I keep closing it, but... I think I'll head home soon.

There's a door in this office.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 16:35

Scrolling down to see that head was pretty freaky.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

Scrolling down to see that head was pretty freaky.

What head??

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Fucking he'll, I didn't even see that :DD

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

That cup wasn't there last time I looked in the thread.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 17:20

*Looks again*

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Giphy "jump scare":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/xUNd9HqbU6yyoZG9oc/giphy-loop.mp4

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 18:02

Grim... wrote:

Scrolling down to see that head was pretty freaky.

You’ve seen DavPaz before, no?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Scrolling down to see that head was pretty freaky.

You’ve seen DavPaz before, no?

It's hard to miss me

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Zardoz, I've just seen the blood... Brrrrr

Jem · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 21:55

Grim... wrote:

Scrolling down to see that head was pretty freaky.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Sky giveth and Sky taketh away.

Monday morning I get a "you've been downloading dodgy stuff you cheeky scamp" email for an episode of Modern Family I'd torrented the night before. Literally the first time I've got one of those ever, after about 20 years of torrenting loads of stuff across various ISPs.

Literally hours later: we're doubling the speed of your fibre connection for free! Enjoy!

Mixed messages there Sky...

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 22:05

DavPaz wrote:

There's a door in this office.

malkovich malkovich. malkovich, malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich - malkovich.

malkovich.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 22:05

If you're going to stick with torrents you really should be using a VPN nowadays.

Not that, to my knowledge, there's anything they can actually do about it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 22:08

This site can show you what you've been "caught" downloading: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/

(Also interesting to take a look at when connected to a friend's wifi

)

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

Grim... wrote:

This site can show you what you've been "caught" downloading: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/

(Also interesting to take a look at when connected to a friend's wifi

)

Nothing, I'm clean as a whistle.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 22:17

Me too! Also I'm not sure how it works with dynamic IP addresses.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Grim... wrote:

If you're going to stick with torrents you really should be using a VPN nowadays.

Not that, to my knowledge, there's anything they can actually do about it.

I do realise that, but I've genuinely been torrenting stuff (TV episodes, I haven't pirated a game or film for longer than I can remember) for literal years and got nothing so this is an interesting surprise. I've never investigated anything past torrent because it's fast, it's hilariously convenient and, well, I've never had to. I've dropped Modern Family from my pull list because whatever, but I'm now curious to see if they're ramping this kind of thing back up or if it'll be a weird one off. If it's the former then I'll reconsider my strategy.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 22:28

DavPaz wrote:

Zardoz, I've just seen the blood... Brrrrr

And the Raiders of the lost ark crate stencil?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Grim... wrote:

This site can show you what you've been "caught" downloading: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/

(Also interesting to take a look at when connected to a friend's wifi

)

I've read their about page but I'm still confused. Which wouldn't take much as I'm drunk. Are they purporting to connect to a statistically significant number of swarms and logging every IP they see? Or something else?

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2018 22:35

Grim... wrote:

This site can show you what you've been "caught" downloading: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/

(Also interesting to take a look at when connected to a friend's wifi

)

2 wrestling PPVs for me and that's it...

Which is odd, as I've downloaded loads more stuff than that?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

This site can show you what you've been "caught" downloading: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/

(Also interesting to take a look at when connected to a friend's wifi

)

There's a huge list on mine! None of which I've downloaded. Which is worrisome.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Zardoz wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Zardoz, I've just seen the blood... Brrrrr

And the Raiders of the lost ark crate stencil?

Ha! Brilliant

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

DavPaz wrote:

Grim... wrote:

This site can show you what you've been "caught" downloading: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com/

(Also interesting to take a look at when connected to a friend's wifi

)

There's a huge list on mine! None of which I've downloaded. Which is worrisome.

Wait, I'm an idiot. I wasn't on the WiFi

My own IP is clean as a whistle.

Nice to know that EE users are fond of milf porn though...

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

How do IP addresses work on mobile?

I clicked through on mobile and it listed a load of movies, which I haven't downloaded. It is a work phone, though, is it likely to be a colleague or are IP addresses completely random?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:56

Were you connected to the wifi? DavPaz gives some clues above.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I just checked and there's nothing currently listed for me. My connection does drop relatively often though so I'm probably cycling through IPs more than most.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

No I was on mobile deliberately, I was just wondering how it worked

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Portugal, I am in you!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:52

Portugal. The Man?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Everything about this Saudi torture murder is making me sick to my stomach.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2018 22:10

Made me chuckle

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5155

This is a stupid time to be at an airport

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:43

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

This is a stupid time to be at an airport

I dunno, in mediaeval time would be stupider.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5155

Lonewolves wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

This is a stupid time to be at an airport

I dunno, in mediaeval time would be stupider.

Fair point.

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