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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:50 
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Every marketing person I've had to deal with has this to some degree or another...

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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That's a pisstake, right?

Yes. You draw it on the chart or the whiteboard for the next person to find.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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That's a pisstake, right?

Yes. You draw it on the chart or the whiteboard for the next person to find.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 12:14 
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Yeah, I fell for it.

Giphy "hook, line, and sinker":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/nMvAcBkswTAK4/giphy-loop.mp4

Now I'm in on the joke, I think I might pass it on sometime - when the moment's right. Or just buy Cras's t-shirt.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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The Summer installment of this years Games Done Quick is currently streaming for anyone interested. I've got it sitting in the corner of my screen currently brightening up my day with an expert speed run of Contra III.

https://gamesdonequick.com/

For the uninitiated, it's a biannual charity events that sees people speedrun games from all diffferent eras over the course of a week. The full schedule of stuff to be played is here:

https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 18:19 
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I think I'm going to stick that on a whiteboard tomorrow.
I particularly like the 5 sided hexagon


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Well, here's an example of a company completely not understanding its market and customers:

BBC:"Eurostar defends alcohol limits on trains"

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Eurostar has defended limiting the amount of alcohol passengers can carry on its trains as necessary to "maintain a pleasant environment".
The train operator explained its position after customers complained on social media about changes to the policy.
It allows one bottle of wine or four cans of beer and no spirits.


The problem is that unless you want to pay £30 and faff around with their baggage despatch service, under this policy there's no way to carry a case of wine (for example) home. On a service that most people lug their own suitcases on to, you'd be breaking their rules even if you have no intention of drinking six bottles on the trip. If the problem is people drinking too much on the trains, the staff already have sufficient powers to deal with it.

The Twitter-rage suggests that it isn't being enforced very much, but still adds a layer of anxiety about getting stuff confisicated onto something that's supposed to be more relaxing than flying.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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It’s a fantastic level of overreach. The only reason they’re scanning your bags is for weapons and that’s also the only circumstance that they can find out you’re packing spirits.

That said, I’ve encountered far more obnoxiously drunk people on my handful of Eurostar journeys compared to the many flights I’ve taken over the years.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Today I'm being paid overtime for the hours 9am-1pm. Which is a bit odd as I'm here anyway.


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Today I'm being paid overtime for the hours 9am-1pm. Which is a bit odd as I'm here anyway.

I got paid overtime yesterday and still finished on time. :metul:

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Fucking Hell, a famous just walked by.

Off you go.

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Were they wearing trousers?


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Was it the entire cast of Hollyoaks?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Were they wearing trousers?

Yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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TV personality?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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How many questions do we get?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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How many questions do we get?

You don't get any.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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That feels very much like bullying

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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That feels very much like bullying

My bullies were obviously more committed than yours ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Over 40?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Yup.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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No.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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No.

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Presenter?

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On TV BEFORE Midday?

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On TV BEFORE Midday?

Don't think so.

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Sports related?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Zardoz wrote:
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She’s not really a presenter, more a comedian. I’m assuming presenter to be a regular presenter, not a guest presenter on HIGNFY, because sportsmen, politicians etc could all be labelled presenter thstvway.

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Mimi wrote:
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She’s not really a presenter, more a comedian. I’m assuming presenter to be a regular presenter, not a guest presenter on HIGNFY, because sportsmen, politicians etc could all be labelled presenter thstvway.


Is she from a contest show (bake off, X Factor, Sewing Bee, etc)

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Wait, is that a question for me?

Also, Jo Brand is totally a presenter now.

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Instead of being funny, does she constantly shout and pretend to be stupid?

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Wait, is that a question for me?

Also, Jo Brand is totally a presenter now.

Is she? Sorry. Of what? I didn’t know she presented, sorry.

And yes, the question was for you.

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Jo Brand presents Bake Off Extra Slice. I can't remember the last time she did (or tried to do) comedy.

Anyway, the person I saw doesn't present any show like that.

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News presenter?

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No. 11.

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No. She does have red hair, though.

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No. 11.


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I can't remember the last time she did (or tried to do) comedy.

Giphy "handbags at dawn":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/xT39Dawj720iXDqfFm/giphy-loop.mp4

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Alice Levine?

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Nah, she's a radio presenter.

Or does she have a TV gig now (beside the HBO one-off)? I love her.

I have met her, actually, but Craster was there cramping my style.

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By which you mean she only had eyes for me.

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