Be Excellent To Each Other

Egg mayo is miles better as Egg salad cream.

You might be able to emulate it and play it on your phone... Possibly?

Me, too.

Get one of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32-Bit- ... lsrc=aw.ds

link from google but just look for retromini - you should be able to get one for between £20 and £25 - it plays a lot of GBA games without any problems and has Advanced Wars pre-loaded :-)

**edit ** - £24 from the bay of E's

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Mini-G ... SwPTlbB~-8

Another option would be to pick up a cheap DS Lite, although you'd still need to buy the game afterwards.

Get yourself a new one?

They have a snes branded one in the CEX near my work.

Thanks both!

Yes. If I'm making tuna with mayo, I normally add vinegar.

I add cajun to my tuna mayo, super good definitely recommend.

Or you could be Findus and have one of these on your desk.

Have you been using it as a door stop?

My untidier equivalent -

(I don't have Advance Wars though)

It does look very scuffed, doesn't it. No, it's just the hard-knock life of being an inhabitant of my pockets.

What is the green liquid?

Rubbing alcohol. Comes in very handy for cleaning cartridge contacts, hence all the cotton buds too.

How does the Cajun feel about it?

I like that Morrissey is now Vegan Gammon.

NO. You and Sal can sit in the wrong corner.

Can I be Findus ?

I mean, if one of the Yes Chef!s has confirmed it then it must be right.
Gunna have to get used to it I’m afraid.

Ecstatic

Yes! It's a pretty great feeling, no?

I think two of them are actually pro salad cream. The fucking idiots.

How am I supposed to trust their culinary prowess if they prefer salad cream to mayo?!

(side note, I actually don't dislike salad cream)

A Yes Chef!s majority? It’s settled then.

I will add, however, salad cream on a BLT would be disgusting so mayo wins there.

Not convinced I'm pro as such. I haven't bought it or eaten it in years (although I rarely have mayo in the fridge either, I'm about as likely to make some fresh on the rare occasions I want some.) But I posit there are times when "what if mayo, but more vinegar" is a useful thing to have, and salad cream can be that.

Obviously in the realm of emulsified-egg-and-oil sauces, all of these are but feeble wretches in the face of of the twin kings of Hollandaise and Béarnaise .

There's some confusion here. I'll settle things:

Cras is very anti-salad cream.
Grim… seems pro-salad cream with tuna, which Sal also likes.
I am very pro-salad cream but prefer mayo with tuna.

So there's no real majority view here.

I don't believe democracy in this matter is a good thing.

Cras is right

Mr brother in law has salad cream on everything, even roast dinner... That's where I draw the line.

The line you stand behind to shoot him, right?

I once went out with a girl who smothered her pizzas in salad cream.

I want to be Findus too!

I can’t find AW though. Maybe I had it for the DS...

Roll up, roll up. We need two more for the Findus Five (not a euphemism).

Am I doing this right?

I wanna play!

I do have this...

but I'm fairly sure it's a fake, albeit a pretty good one.

This is genius, why did I not think of this?

This here is an evergreen opinion.

You're both Right, you fascist pigs.

I used to have salad cream on my ravioli & chips at school.

Mayo (normally mixed with Chipotle Cholula) for me these days.

When developers put temporary text in the navigation and forget to change it before it goes live...

I made something live the other day that still had "Bloaty Head Deflation" as one of the procedures managers could choose when trying to justify their consultants' overtime.

Stop buying Cholula wrong. The garlic is the correct choice.

I've never had Cholula. Is it as nice as Salad Cream?

I've been playing Advance Wars this afternoon.

Brilliant isn't it?

Yup.

Almost as good as Space Cows.

oh shit I forgot this existed, that's breakfast sorted! Fresh laid eggs and artisan sourdough bread natch.

Bugger me it's hot.

Where are you? It's only about 20 degrees here

I think one of my cheap clocks-with-thermometers might have been lying to me.