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Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

Well shit, giphy failed me.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:46

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Hardly, that was a pretty apt coincidence.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:47

Kris wrote:

Well shit, giphy failed me.

You are Davpaz and I claim my five pounds.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Shit, you caught me

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

You disgust me.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:51

Cras wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

You disgust me.

I agree with Cras

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

I haven't had salad creme since I were a lad. It's like mayo for beginners, isn't it?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

It's like mayo, but actually tastes of something.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

I like to take a slice of bread, squirt Salad Cream all over it, fold it in half, and eat it.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Findus Fop wrote:

I like to take a slice of bread, squirt Salad Cream all over it, fold it in half, and eat it.

Me too! When I was 10

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

DavPaz wrote:

Findus Fop wrote:

I like to take a slice of bread, squirt Salad Cream all over it, fold it in half, and eat it.

Me too! When I was 10

Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

Trooper wrote:

It's like mayo, but actually tastes of something.

Vinegar?

Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

MaliA wrote:

Cras wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

You disgust me.

I agree with Cras

I also agree on this.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Trooper wrote:

It's like mayo, but actually tastes of something.

Death and regret.

Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

DavPaz wrote:

I haven't had salad creme since I were a lad. It's like mayo for beginners, isn't it?

Another thing, its cream man, cream.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Salad Cream is way better than mayo.

Trufax.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:19

Schism Incoming

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Salad cream and mayo are complementary, not either/or. They have different uses.

Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Salad cream and mayo are complementary, not either/or. They have different uses.

Agreed.

Mayo for eating.

Salad cream for putting in the bin.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:29

I'm sure I saw something the other day about them re-branding salad cream as sandwich cream or something. And someone (I presume on twitter) dug out some promotional shots from the early 2000s with some very saucy (fnar) photos with Graham Norton and Denise Van Outen.

Ah found it:

https://twitter.com/bilge1979/status/10 ... 6339566592

Quick. Letâ€™s travel back to 2000 where Denise Van Outen and Graham Norton were in a salad cream photo shoot and pretended it was jizz. #simplertimes pic.twitter.com/UMaDsg9zH1
— James Billington (@bilge1979) June 5, 2018

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:29

Long live the king!

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:31

MaliA wrote:

Long live the king!

His duchy, his rules.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

MaliA wrote:

Schism Incoming

If only there was a way we could hold a salad cream referendum.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:36

Trooper wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Schism Incoming

If only there was a way we could hold a salad cream referendum.

You appear to have misspelled pogrom

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

creamist

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:41

Thousand Island Dressing for the win!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailym ... assic.html

Urgent Salad Cream news!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:55

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

Tuna with salad cream is pretty nice.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:03

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

Tuna with salad cream is pretty nice.

Egg mayo is miles better as Egg salad cream.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:14

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

You might be able to emulate it and play it on your phone... Possibly?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:16

TheVision wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

You might be able to emulate it and play it on your phone... Possibly?

Me, too.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

Get one of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32-Bit- ... lsrc=aw.ds

link from google but just look for retromini - you should be able to get one for between £20 and £25 - it plays a lot of GBA games without any problems and has Advanced Wars pre-loaded :-)

**edit ** - £24 from the bay of E's

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Mini-G ... SwPTlbB~-8

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:22

zaphod79 wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

Get one of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32-Bit- ... lsrc=aw.ds

link from google but just look for retromini - you should be able to get one for between £20 and £25 - it plays a lot of GBA games without any problems and has Advanced Wars pre-loaded :-)

**edit ** - £24 from the bay of E's

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Mini-G ... SwPTlbB~-8

Another option would be to pick up a cheap DS Lite, although you'd still need to buy the game afterwards.

Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

Get yourself a new one?

They have a snes branded one in the CEX near my work.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:30

Thanks both!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

Tuna with salad cream is pretty nice.

Yes. If I'm making tuna with mayo, I normally add vinegar.

Kris · **Joined:** 5th Jun, 2018 **Posts:** 389

I add cajun to my tuna mayo, super good definitely recommend.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

devilman wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

Get one of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32-Bit- ... lsrc=aw.ds

link from google but just look for retromini - you should be able to get one for between £20 and £25 - it plays a lot of GBA games without any problems and has Advanced Wars pre-loaded :-)

**edit ** - £24 from the bay of E's

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Mini-G ... SwPTlbB~-8

Another option would be to pick up a cheap DS Lite, although you'd still need to buy the game afterwards.

Or you could be Findus and have one of these on your desk.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:20

Have you been using it as a door stop?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:22

Findus Fop wrote:

devilman wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

Get one of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32-Bit- ... lsrc=aw.ds

link from google but just look for retromini - you should be able to get one for between £20 and £25 - it plays a lot of GBA games without any problems and has Advanced Wars pre-loaded :-)

**edit ** - £24 from the bay of E's

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Mini-G ... SwPTlbB~-8

Another option would be to pick up a cheap DS Lite, although you'd still need to buy the game afterwards.

Or you could be Findus and have one of these on your desk.

My untidier equivalent -

Attachment:

IMG_20180608_121931659_LL.jpg

(I don't have Advance Wars though)

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

Zardoz wrote:

Have you been using it as a door stop?

It does look very scuffed, doesn't it. No, it's just the hard-knock life of being an inhabitant of my pockets.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4299

devilman wrote:

Findus Fop wrote:

devilman wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

I wish I still had my GBA SP and Advance Wars.

Get one of these

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32-Bit- ... lsrc=aw.ds

link from google but just look for retromini - you should be able to get one for between £20 and £25 - it plays a lot of GBA games without any problems and has Advanced Wars pre-loaded :-)

**edit ** - £24 from the bay of E's

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Mini-G ... SwPTlbB~-8

Another option would be to pick up a cheap DS Lite, although you'd still need to buy the game afterwards.

Or you could be Findus and have one of these on your desk.

My untidier equivalent -

Attachment:

IMG_20180608_121931659_LL.jpg

(I don't have Advance Wars though)

What is the green liquid?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:28

Findus Fop wrote:

What is the green liquid?

Rubbing alcohol. Comes in very handy for cleaning cartridge contacts, hence all the cotton buds too.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:33

Kris wrote:

I add cajun to my tuna mayo, super good definitely recommend.

How does the Cajun feel about it?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:42

Trooper wrote:

How is gammon now a thing? How do these things start, how do they gain traction. Is it one person on one tweet and it snowballs?

I like that Morrissey is now Vegan Gammon.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2018 12:48

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

Tuna with salad cream is pretty nice.

NO. You and Sal can sit in the wrong corner.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

Findus Fop wrote:

Or you could be Findus and have one of these on your desk.

Can I be Findus ?

“Fun”Sally · **Joined:** 16th Oct, 2017 **Posts:** 48

Lonewolves wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I agree, salad cream is magnitudes better. Pop pop.

The only thing mayo is good for is tuna mayo. Otherwise salad cream wins out every time.

Tuna with salad cream is pretty nice.

NO. You and Sal can sit in the wrong corner.

I mean, if one of the Yes Chef!s has confirmed it then it must be right.
Gunna have to get used to it I’m afraid.

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