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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 22:26 
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I had the music on while I was walking home today, started walking in time with the beat, then when the song stopped I'd forgotten how fast I normaly walk, and had to stop and start again to reset.

I find Teenagers by My Chemical Romance exactly matches my walking speed.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Never try walking with Tool playing. Walking in the weird time signatures they use is often confusing.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Just discovered that the awesome jam that was Yub Nub was cut from Return of the Jedi in the Blu-ray release. Dicks.

And they CG’ed out Darth Vader’s eyebrows.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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My daughter just made me a cup of tea. Parenting is starting to pay off!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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My daughter just made me a cup of tea. Parenting is starting to pay off!

Was it any good though? I’m betting not

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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DavPaz wrote:
My daughter just made me a cup of tea. Parenting is starting to pay off!

Was it any good though? I’m betting not

A tad milky. Otherwise acceptable. I've had worse at work


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
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Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.

Nah mate, man size tissues with balsom to prevent unpleasant chafing.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Warhead wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.

Nah mate, man size tissues with balsom to prevent unpleasant chafing.

I prefer a hand woven silk cravat, but each to their own.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
krazywookie wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Sorry, I meant a music.

In other news, my toilet paper is faulty.

Please define the fault clearly and concisely.


1,1,1,2...repeat

I suspect the problem is with the nut on the toilet seat.

The fix is to nut into a sock in future.

Nah mate, man size tissues with balsom to prevent unpleasant chafing.

I prefer a hand woven silk cravat, but each to their own.

Only as a special treat.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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My favourite @fesshole posting today, "My lazy boyfriend never helps out when we get our shopping delivered. So when he's in the other room on the PS4, I flash my tits to the delivery driver. Every time."

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Warhead wrote:
My favourite @fesshole posting today, "My lazy boyfriend never helps out when we get our shopping delivered. So when he's in the other room on the PS4, I flash my tits to the delivery driver. Every time."

And today's is "For some reason I've started shouting 'THE AYES HAVE IT' in the style of the Speaker of the House when I ejaculate."

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 21:54 
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My thermostat battery died today, I came home to a flat that was 32C and the boiler was still on full whack.

It's a bit warm in here....


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Christ. Mine is set to 16 and it's sometimes too hot.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:43 
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I usually have it set to either 18 or 21 depending on the time of day.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Our cleaners will frequently “polish” our nest and we’ll return home to find it on some ludicrously high or low temperature.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Is this the First World Problems thread?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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I like that Riles has such a huge house that it requires more than one cleaner.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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I like that Riles has such a huge house that it requires more than one cleaner.


And that he refers to his home as his nest. So kooky.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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That's actually what he calls his penis.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 13:30 
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Our thermostat occasionally gets stuck at full whack for no apparent reason, and it's always when we're out or asleep so we end up using a fuckton of gas for hours on end. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Thermostat is what Jem calls Gaz's penis.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Ah I was getting confused there. I thought it was fuckton.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Thermostat is what Jem calls Gaz's penis.


I wish Gaz's penis got stuck on full whack. :DD

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Any more than 4 hours and you're supposed to call the doctor


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Cras wrote:
Thermostat is what Jem calls Gaz's penis.

Well, it is depressingly old and has a mind of it's own.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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GazChap wrote:
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Thermostat is what Jem calls Gaz's penis.

Well, it is depressingly old and has a mind of it's own.

And your Dad moans when you touch it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 50
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Wait, what?

Thermostat. Don’t adjust the temperature

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Was going to make a joke about the privilege of growing up with heating and a dad as I had neither, but realised it was grim...

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Mimi wrote:
Was going to make a joke about the privilege of growing up with heating and a dad as I had neither, but realised it was grim...

Grim...'s your dad?


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Findus Fop wrote:
This is a wonderful thread about, among other things, the importance of tea:

https://twitter.com/garius/status/1190244042665271296?s=09


He's at it again, making me sob at my desk. This time on the topic of the Underground, loss, and kindness.

https://twitter.com/garius/status/1204795961731629058


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DavPaz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Was going to make a joke about the privilege of growing up with heating and a dad as I had neither, but realised it was grim...

Grim...'s your dad?

Such a fucking disappointment.

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Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Was going to make a joke about the privilege of growing up with heating and a dad as I had neither, but realised it was grim...

Grim...'s your dad?

Such a fucking disappointment.

Harsh! If my daughter turns out anything like Mimi, I'll be absolutely delighted! :)


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This plot twist is up there with the Star Wars one.


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This plot twist is up there with the Star Wars one.

"...as if millions of thermostats suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly turned up to full. I fear something terrible has happened."

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Due to tonight's Xmas drinking, I'm going to work on the train and bus this morning. It feels tonally apt to be on a miserable, windswept, drizzly kerbside waiting for a piss-smelling bus. Don't know how I managed to do this for so long


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I took a bus for first time in ages this week. It also smelt of piss, who are these people pissing on buses?


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I took a bus for first time in ages this week. It also smelt of piss, who are these people pissing on buses?

Tories. Probably


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DavPaz wrote:
Due to tonight's Xmas drinking, I'm going to work on the train and bus this morning. It feels tonally apt to be on a miserable, windswept, drizzly kerbside waiting for a piss-smelling bus. Don't know how I managed to do this for so long


I'm out in town tonight.

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MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Due to tonight's Xmas drinking, I'm going to work on the train and bus this morning. It feels tonally apt to be on a miserable, windswept, drizzly kerbside waiting for a piss-smelling bus. Don't know how I managed to do this for so long


I'm out in town tonight.


Where are you planning to piss?


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MaliA wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Due to tonight's Xmas drinking, I'm going to work on the train and bus this morning. It feels tonally apt to be on a miserable, windswept, drizzly kerbside waiting for a piss-smelling bus. Don't know how I managed to do this for so long


I'm out in town tonight.

Where are you drinking?


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DavPaz wrote:
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DavPaz wrote:
Due to tonight's Xmas drinking, I'm going to work on the train and bus this morning. It feels tonally apt to be on a miserable, windswept, drizzly kerbside waiting for a piss-smelling bus. Don't know how I managed to do this for so long


I'm out in town tonight.

Where are you drinking?


Tops off down Matthew street la

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