Be Excellent To Each Other

There are reasons why they're often used commercially, and Dyson aren't* (one lasts forever, the other dies quickly)

* - at least when proper industrialesque vacuums aren't used.

Buy a Miele

Frog loving traitor

Miele is a German company

That has very little to do with who Mali will shag.

Mr Chris is being very Mr Chris today.

He's three sips away from dropping the wine bottle again.

Mali has very little say in this matter anymore.

I've generally tried to live life on the basis of "just be nice to people, and if for some reason you're not, say sorry".

What's that got to do with anything?

Quite.

We have this one

https://www.dyson.co.uk/cordfree-vacuums/handhelds.html

Pretty good to be fair, I need to give it a good clean out once every 6 months, rest of the time normal empty works fine

V6 currently available for the bargain price of £99.99 at Argos.

http://www.argos.co.uk/product/5459649? ... rrer=COJUN

Sharks are better though

For £10 more there's the better model.

http://www.argos.co.uk/product/2686305

not cordless is it...

They are when you don't use them.

You are not helping.... read the remit

I got the "animal" version of this just before christmas (for £199, annoyingly) and it's ace! Battery could be a bit better though.

I refuse to pay over £100 for a hoover. It’s a sodding hoover.

Fair enough, but nobody's mentioned any Hoovers.

If it's reliable, as compared to the £50 I used to have, great.

Dysons, however, aren't.

I have a DC08 which is great.. just want to handheld

This is BeeX.

Has anyone recommended an Xbox 360 yet?

Which steam cleaner do you have?

Kovacs in "I'm not reading one reply that I quoted" shocker.

There are 5 models of karcher SC cleaners...

Have a look at Polti as well. Karcher's high end gear is good but it's consumer stuff is deeply mediocre.

I can't remember which exact one we have, and I can't be bothered going into the back of the cupboard under the stairs (exactly where I knew it was going to end up before we bought it) to find out. They're hardly complex machines though, just a pressure vessel with a kettle inside. Totally pointless for pretty much everything unless you're an obsessive germophobe, or I guess if you're running some sort of back street surgery it could come in handy. You have to take it out unwrap all the wires, fill it up, wait for the fucking thing to boil and then, once you've finished cleaning whatever it was it is probably now soaking wet so you have to take out a cloth and wipe it anyway.

I didn't say they were any good
I had a Polti, but it had an iron attachment so it got used mainly as that. As a cleaner, they're at best, a bit meh, in my experience.