And we've escaped. That's that done for another year
Now to play Wolfenstein.
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 15:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Dr Zoidberg wrote: We're off to Helen's sister's for her side of the family lunch. Their step mum can be a bit of a nightmare at the best of times but I'm sure she'll be turned up to 11 at Christmas. She's one of those that just can't grasp the concept of other people liking anything different to her, and is a typical Daily Heil reading pensioner. We’ve already had the lengthy explanation of how she said “is that the doorbell” when someone rang the doorbell at her house, followed by a rundown of her medical conditions and then a rant about how all children are incapable of saying please and thank you. |
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| Author: | Hearthly [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 15:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
'Take back control' and eject her from the house. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 15:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
“I’m sorry; but 52% of the people here think you should leave. That’s the will of the people.” |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 15:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: “I’m sorry; but 52% of the people here think you should leave. That’s the will of the people.” Now that’s the kind of referendum I could support. |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 16:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 16:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Dr Zoidberg wrote: She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson. Which was the style at the time |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 17:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Dr Zoidberg wrote: She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson. Old Lady Shouts at Cloud? |
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 17:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
And we've escaped. That's that done for another year Now to play Wolfenstein. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 18:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Lonewolves wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson. Which was the style at the time I love you. Despite you. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu Dec 28, 2017 22:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
I got an Echo Dot for Christmas and have just set it up. I am now talking to an ice hockey puck and thinking this is perfectly normal. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 14:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Kern wrote: I got an Echo Dot for Christmas and have just set it up. I am now talking to an ice hockey puck and thinking this is perfectly normal. Yeah, these kinds of things can be tricky. (OK, I know this isn't a Dot, but the principle is the same) |
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| Author: | krazywookie [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 14:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Snö |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 14:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Again?! Fuck sake. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 14:58 ] |
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GazChap wrote: Again?! Fuck sake. Eat that, Japanese spirits! |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 15:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Haha. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 15:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
It's not a spirit, it's a fermented wine. Or something. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 15:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Technically I think it's beer, because it's fermented from a grain. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 15:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Cras wrote: Technically I think it's beer, because it's fermented from a grain. Vodka is beer now? Cool. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 15:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Vodka is distilled |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 16:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
I'm giving Christmas Season 2017 a score of 9/10 The build up was great as I managed to attend both a Nativity play and two Choir performances of my kids. Dinner was delicious thanks to me pleading for a second meat (turkey is meh). Kids and Mrs Z made up with their gifts and nothing needed changing! First Christmas in our new house made it feel properly like home, was great having friends over for NYE too as we were originally just going to stay in on our own. No one was really ill this year! Despite stomach bugs and colds doing the rounds. Just slight hangovers but they don't count. I only deducted one point for Santa not getting me a PSVR. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 16:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Zardoz wrote: pleading for a second meat Giphy "title of your sex tape": https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ohk2DRzVFyodq30ti/giphy-loop.mp4 |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 16:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
blim. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 17:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Warhead wrote: Kern wrote: I got an Echo Dot for Christmas and have just set it up. I am now talking to an ice hockey puck and thinking this is perfectly normal. Yeah, these kinds of things can be tricky. (OK, I know this isn't a Dot, but the principle is the same) She’s a beautiful human being. I adore her! |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 17:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Cras wrote: Vodka is distilled You didn’t make the distinction between being distilled and brewed, though, you just said ‘fermented’ and fermentation happens in both the brewing (beer) and distilling (spirits) processes. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 17:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Mimi wrote: Cras wrote: Vodka is distilled You didn’t make the distinction between being distilled and brewed, though, you just said ‘fermented’ and fermentation happens in both the brewing (beer) and distilling (spirits) processes. I mean, I could have said fermented from a grain and not then distilled, but it's pretty irrelevant considering I was commenting on why it wasn't wine. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 17:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Have you never Beexed before, sir? |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 18:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Giphy "technically correct": https://media1.giphy.com/media/14bDMRUYVrzOIo/giphy-loop.mp4 |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 18:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Zardoz wrote: I'm giving Christmas Season 2017 a score of 9/10. I gave it a 0/10 Frankly, it should consider itself lucky to have scored that high. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers! |
Come to my house this year. |
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