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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 15:03 
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We're off to Helen's sister's for her side of the family lunch.
Their step mum can be a bit of a nightmare at the best of times but I'm sure she'll be turned up to 11 at Christmas.

She's one of those that just can't grasp the concept of other people liking anything different to her, and is a typical Daily Heil reading pensioner.



We’ve already had the lengthy explanation of how she said “is that the doorbell” when someone rang the doorbell at her house, followed by a rundown of her medical conditions and then a rant about how all children are incapable of saying please and thank you.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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'Take back control' and eject her from the house.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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“I’m sorry; but 52% of the people here think you should leave. That’s the will of the people.”


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 15:35 
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“I’m sorry; but 52% of the people here think you should leave. That’s the will of the people.”


Now that’s the kind of referendum I could support.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 16:15 
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She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson.

Which was the style at the time

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 17:24 
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson.

Old Lady Shouts at Cloud?


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 17:36 
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And we've escaped. That's that done for another year :)
Now to play Wolfenstein.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 18:04 
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Dr Zoidberg wrote:
She’s now gone full-on Grandpa Simpson.

Which was the style at the time


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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I got an Echo Dot for Christmas and have just set it up. I am now talking to an ice hockey puck and thinking this is perfectly normal.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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I got an Echo Dot for Christmas and have just set it up. I am now talking to an ice hockey puck and thinking this is perfectly normal.


Yeah, these kinds of things can be tricky.
(OK, I know this isn't a Dot, but the principle is the same)


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Again?! Fuck sake.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Again?! Fuck sake.

Eat that, Japanese spirits!

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Haha.


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 15:10 
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It's not a spirit, it's a fermented wine. Or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Technically I think it's beer, because it's fermented from a grain.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Cras wrote:
Technically I think it's beer, because it's fermented from a grain.

Vodka is beer now? Cool.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Vodka is distilled

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 16:39 
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I'm giving Christmas Season 2017 a score of 9/10

The build up was great as I managed to attend both a Nativity play and two Choir performances of my kids.
Dinner was delicious thanks to me pleading for a second meat (turkey is meh).
Kids and Mrs Z made up with their gifts and nothing needed changing!
First Christmas in our new house made it feel properly like home, was great having friends over for NYE too as we were originally just going to stay in on our own.
No one was really ill this year! Despite stomach bugs and colds doing the rounds. Just slight hangovers but they don't count.
I only deducted one point for Santa not getting me a PSVR.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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pleading for a second meat

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 17:08 
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Warhead wrote:
Kern wrote:
I got an Echo Dot for Christmas and have just set it up. I am now talking to an ice hockey puck and thinking this is perfectly normal.


Yeah, these kinds of things can be tricky.
(OK, I know this isn't a Dot, but the principle is the same)


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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Cras wrote:
Vodka is distilled

You didn’t make the distinction between being distilled and brewed, though, you just said ‘fermented’ and fermentation happens in both the brewing (beer) and distilling (spirits) processes.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Cras wrote:
Vodka is distilled

You didn’t make the distinction between being distilled and brewed, though, you just said ‘fermented’ and fermentation happens in both the brewing (beer) and distilling (spirits) processes.


I mean, I could have said fermented from a grain and not then distilled, but it's pretty irrelevant considering I was commenting on why it wasn't wine.

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Have you never Beexed before, sir?

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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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 Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas, Beexers!
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Zardoz wrote:
I'm giving Christmas Season 2017 a score of 9/10.

I gave it a 0/10

Frankly, it should consider itself lucky to have scored that high.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:06 
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Come to my house this year.

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