Be Excellent To Each Other

The reason I won the lifeboat lottery is because Craster couldn't work out how to open the car door.

Fiction imitating reality, right there.

I had a quick go with randoms last night. Died twice early on. Once I was hiding in a lodge, the second time I was running around trying to find stuff.

Wookie's rage-inducing hiding tactics were very effective. Barricaded doors slow Jason down a lot, at least in the early game before rage mode sets in. I wasted most of my time just hunting Wookie from building to building, and if there were any other living councillors, they'd have had pretty much free rein during that time.

After some initial teething issues because STUPID FUCKING PC GAMING we had a really fun session of this. I was the only counselor to escape in our three games, when Sal was Jason. And I only managed to do that because I luckily found the phone fuse and then the phone cabin in the first few minutes of the round. Oh and Dave shot Ian in the face because he hit him with a pan

Ian asked for it.

And because I was aimlessly mooching about not really knowing what any of Jason’s special things did. I feel like your win against me is a hollow victory.
However I did enjoy hearing you say “we’re fucked if Sal works out how to use any of the abilities” after popping up near you waiting by the car.

It's a properly great little game.

Fun Sally!

I had my first go as Jason in a public match. Didn't kill anyone.

I had my first go ever and was him. I had no idea what to do, but got shot, firecrackered, and shot again but killed the athletic chick who was hiding in a wardrobe and another one who was standing about. I saw lots of red shapes but couldn't get them. I just warped from house to.house a bit to try and find them. And smashed doors.

I get the feeling that he's actually damn hard to play against a group of people who know what they're doing.

That's one reason I tend to play against people who absolutely do not know what they are doing.

Dave's got a new drunk girlfriend

The other reason is because you don't know anyone who knows what they're doing.

Also true. Twice last night APoD spawned into the game, button fumbled, and set off firecrackers immediately. Stealth!

I am getting quite good at being super stealthy now. Dave was Jason in a public match, and I managed to gas up the boat and was just hunting for the propellor when his game crashed.

I really enjoyed the 2 games last night. Even being dead is fun.

I feel there should be more awards for blasting past your mates on the way to the exit in the car without even slowing down. Ideally also you should be able to show your bare ass out of the window

For me, T'were a very frustrating experience. The first person I killed had the temerity to bug out and stay running on the spot after I killed her. The second, warped rond like crazy and I killed air, which gave me a kill (Ihope)
Then found someone who just warped about tables and couldn't be hit even when they were right in front of me. And then it crashed.

Crouch is in the wrong place. Also, may be an idea for me to move the firecracker perk to a different slot.

Getting better as Jason. Managed to get a flawless victory just now. The last guy took it down to the final two mins and was begging me to let him win.

Don't ask Ian about the table. He doesn't want to talk about it.

Top notch Jasoning tonight, people!

PRESS DUR BURRTTON.

We had some properly funny games last night. Dave managed to evade me (as Jason) by running around a table for 10 minutes and while I was after him the other counsellors were peppering me with projectiles and smacking me. It was quite the frustrating experience.

I was sneaking about as Jason trying to convince other counsellors that I too was also a counsellor that needed kindly assistance and could they please unlock the door but none of the fuckers would let me in. Except PussyBreaker who just wanted me to strangle her while calling me Daddy. That was odd.

I then became the invincible, the incredible, the ladies man, the man with the slippery tongue, the man that saves the day, Tommy Jarvis. Of course I saved the day.

Well, after I let Jason savage Myp. Natch. Then he killed me too.

Myp had a go as Tommy Jarvis. He spent his time riding up and down the coast shouting meekly to people to come and join him. Clearly he didn’t want to actually help because 3 minutes later he just fucked off without anyone else...Winning The Whole Game.

I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.

That was because Pussybreaker didn't want saving. Her and her mate were just taking turns getting asphyxiwanked off by the guy playing Jason.

She was quite the lady.

Let’s not forget Sal who thought she could swim to safety before JASON POWER ACTIVATE, finished her off.

I loved the way you were doing sound effects over the mic just to let us know exactly what you were doing.

The only thing lacking was this:

Hopefully no one was waiting for new content for this as it's been tangled up in some lawsuit and the devs have confirmed they won't develop anything new for it at all now:

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018 ... ounds-like

Real shame, as it's a fantastic game

Yep, lots of fun.