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Author: | Bamba [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
DavPaz wrote: Curiosity wrote: Why does she have a screen in the back of her head? It's a reflection. The projector shines through glass, causing a reflection to the back wall of the booth. This reflection can be seen in the window from where I'm sat. PHYSICS! Thank god you explained that. I had no idea how reflections worked and thought it far more likely that a woman actually had a screen implanted in her skull. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:29 ] |
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Bamba wrote: Thank god you explained that. I had no idea how reflections worked and thought it far more likely that a woman actually had a screen implanted in her skull. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:38 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Bamba wrote: DavPaz wrote: Curiosity wrote: Why does she have a screen in the back of her head? It's a reflection. The projector shines through glass, causing a reflection to the back wall of the booth. This reflection can be seen in the window from where I'm sat. PHYSICS! Thank god you explained that. I had no idea how reflections worked and thought it far more likely that a woman actually had a screen implanted in her skull. Giphy "you are welcome": https://media0.giphy.com/media/l2QE4Qq11zzx5eenS/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:40 ] |
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Giphy "singham": https://media3.giphy.com/media/rgDqCyJdX0vhm/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Curiosity [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:11 ] |
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Bamba wrote: DavPaz wrote: Curiosity wrote: Why does she have a screen in the back of her head? It's a reflection. The projector shines through glass, causing a reflection to the back wall of the booth. This reflection can be seen in the window from where I'm sat. PHYSICS! Thank god you explained that. I had no idea how reflections worked and thought it far more likely that a woman actually had a screen implanted in her skull. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:21 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Well, you did ask. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:26 ] |
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Transhumanism is a thing, now. |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:40 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Transhumanism is a thing, now. You've upgraded? |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:41 ] |
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Kern wrote: MaliA wrote: Transhumanism is a thing, now. You've upgraded? It'd lead to an interesting issue where if I slowly replaced bits of myself with robot parts, how much of my mind would have to be code for me not to be considered human? |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:45 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Bamba wrote: Thank god you explained that. I had no idea how reflections worked and thought it far more likely that a woman actually had a screen implanted in her skull. Singham totally fell on the floor at the end of that flying slap. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 13:19 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Singham totally fell on the floor at the end of that flying slap. Speaking ill of Singham? That's a whippin'! |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 15:00 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Bamba wrote: Thank god you explained that. I had no idea how reflections worked and thought it far more likely that a woman actually had a screen implanted in her skull. Singham totally fell on the floor at the end of that flying slap. No, you completely see him landing on his feet. No trickery involved. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 15:04 ] |
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Well, he sensed he was going to fall and fixed it. Clearly. |
Author: | Warhead [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 18:17 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: Giphy "singham": https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0ErLg7ddykRohWjC/giphy-loop.mp4 I miss Frank Zappa. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 18:43 ] |
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Warhead wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Giphy "singham": https://media0.giphy.com/media/3CeomCBedZkKA/giphy-loop.mp4 I miss Frank Zappa. Famed for beating on other people? |
Author: | Warhead [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 22:04 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: Warhead wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Giphy "singham": https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0ErBhK08mptCjRnO/giphy-loop.mp4 I miss Frank Zappa. Famed for beating on other people? Er, that comment was to go with the ‘DANCE’ giphy. I dunno what’s going on. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Tue Nov 28, 2017 22:25 ] |
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Warhead wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Warhead wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Giphy "singham": https://media3.giphy.com/media/bCTd9XD3GqPLy/giphy-loop.mp4 I miss Frank Zappa. Famed for beating on other people? Er, that comment was to go with the ‘DANCE’ giphy. I dunno what’s going on. Every quote changes the image. I just want to keep quoting it for MORE SINGHAM |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:42 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: Warhead wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Warhead wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Giphy "singham": https://media2.giphy.com/media/vtlj5amV6CEEw/giphy-loop.mp4 I miss Frank Zappa. Famed for beating on other people? Er, that comment was to go with the ‘DANCE’ giphy. I dunno what’s going on. Every quote changes the image. I just want to keep quoting it for MORE SINGHAM Clearly, I suck at hte internet. I wanna find the video from which the ‘dance’ giphy was created. How can I do that? |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:11 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
It's Natalia Tena from Game of Thrones. Her band is called Molotov Jukebox so I guess it's one of their videos. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:24 ] |
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Giphy labels it as "Morena Baccarin" because someone doesn't have any eyes. |
Author: | Kern [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:56 ] |
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Local newspaper headline of the day: "Massive female heads have arrived in Oxford" |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:58 ] |
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Kern wrote: Local newspaper headline of the day: "Massive female heads have arrived in Oxford" In before "I thought DavPaz's family was from the North" |
Author: | devilman [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:38 ] |
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Want to hear the voicemail Microsoft left me overnight? I hope she doesn't sound like this in person. |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:42 ] |
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That's pretty fucking terrifying. |
Author: | devilman [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:49 ] |
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I'm assuming that if they don't resolve my ticket with them in seven days, I die. |
Author: | Findus Fop [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 14:37 ] |
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devilman wrote: Want to hear the voicemail Microsoft left me overnight? I hope she doesn't sound like this in person. Reminds me of Beans by Nirvana |
Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 16:04 ] |
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Managed to pick up a Hitachi 4k 50" LED TV for the new house for £330, which I'm pretty pleased about. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 16:19 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: Managed to pick up a Hitachi 4k 50" LED TV for the new house for £330, which I'm pretty pleased about. HDR? |
Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 16:28 ] |
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Satsuma wrote: Lonewolves wrote: Managed to pick up a Hitachi 4k 50" LED TV for the new house for £330, which I'm pretty pleased about. HDR? Doesn't say so, so I guess not. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 19:39 ] |
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https://www.amotherthing.com/7-salad/ What the actual fuck? |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 21:33 ] |
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Author: | Warhead [ Wed Nov 29, 2017 22:15 ] |
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Grim... wrote: It's Natalia Tena from Game of Thrones. Her band is called Molotov Jukebox so I guess it's one of their videos. Q Found it |
Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:15 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
I've just scandalised a middle aged admin lady by responding to the question " are you looking forward to Christmas?" with an honest "no, not really" |
Author: | JBR [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 13:26 ] |
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People really shouldn't be asking open questions they actually only want/expect one answer to. |
Author: | Findus Fop [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 13:52 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: I've just scandalised a middle aged admin lady by responding to the question " are you looking forward to Christmas?" with an honest "no, not really" You should have followed up with: "I'm looking forward to CHRIIIIIISSSSTMMAAAAAAASSSSSS." |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 16:09 ] |
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Your answer should have been. "It'll be lonely, this Christmas, without you, to hold." |
Author: | Warhead [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 18:26 ] |
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She got off lightly. If she'd asked me, she'd have received the full rant about the commercialization, the crap on TV, having to put up with family members you'd rather see face down in a ditch, ..... .I could go on, but I need a lie down already. |
Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 18:35 ] |
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I like the buildup to Christmas much more than the actual day, I think. |
Author: | Jem [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 19:03 ] |
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I like this time of year. Not done much in the way of prep this year though - going to be buying presents on Christmas Eve at this rate. |
Author: | miki [ Thu Nov 30, 2017 21:27 ] |
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She got off lightly, Aegon (financial company, don't know if they are also in the UK) made the mistake of asking me what I thought of their recent service I had words |
Author: | Kern [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:57 ] |
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A few minutes ago the radio announcer said 'And here's some Messiahs for you...' . This has amused me more than a list of events probably should. |
Author: | Trousers [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:59 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
I slept in for 3 hours today. My alarm goes off at 5:40am and went off for 45 minutes without me hearing it and I eventually woke up at 8:40am in a blind panic. I am now confused as fuck and still tired but at least I am pushing gender boundaries by wearing lady deodorant because my stupid push up stick thing snapped in a rush. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:04 ] |
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Lady deodorant often better as it is commonly odourless. |
Author: | Trousers [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:10 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Lady deodorant often better as it is commonly odourless. This is the one I use to mask the smell of a particularly egregious shit, so it has somewhat odd connotations for me. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 49 |
Trousers wrote: MaliA wrote: Lady deodorant often better as it is commonly odourless. This is the one I use to mask the smell of a particularly egregious shit, so it has somewhat odd connotations for me. If you're Leeds way, again, by the by, and fancy a beer, hit me up. |
Author: | Trousers [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 13:06 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Trousers wrote: MaliA wrote: Lady deodorant often better as it is commonly odourless. This is the one I use to mask the smell of a particularly egregious shit, so it has somewhat odd connotations for me. If you're Leeds way, again, by the by, and fancy a beer, hit me up. I'm there every fortnight picking up and dropping off the youngling but it's usually a fleeting visit. Having said that late afternoon one Sunday for a swift one before returning back is more than feasible? |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 13:28 ] |
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Trousers wrote: MaliA wrote: Trousers wrote: MaliA wrote: Lady deodorant often better as it is commonly odourless. This is the one I use to mask the smell of a particularly egregious shit, so it has somewhat odd connotations for me. If you're Leeds way, again, by the by, and fancy a beer, hit me up. I'm there every fortnight picking up and dropping off the youngling but it's usually a fleeting visit. Having said that late afternoon one Sunday for a swift one before returning back is more than feasible? Sounds fine. Probably new year, mind you. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 19:57 ] |
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Cras wrote: Rajesh brought me an Amazon Echo last night on his little scooter and I thought of you, mypsy. They are really, really, good, aren't they? |
Author: | TheVision [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 19:59 ] |
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A friend of mine has two Google Homes in his house. I was amazed that you can say "OK Google.. Broadcast.." and then whatever you say next, will be played out of the other Home on the network. Ace! |
Author: | Pundabaya [ Fri Dec 01, 2017 20:03 ] |
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TheVision wrote: A friend of mine has two Google Homes in his house. I was amazed that you can say "OK Google.. Broadcast.." and then whatever you say next, will be played out of the other Home on the network. Ace! Can you put them next to each other and set up a catastrophic feedback loop? You should find out next time you visit! |
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