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Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 22:35 ] |
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Lonewolves wrote: zaphod79 wrote: I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down? I think Craster knew an "over the topper". |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 23:17 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Lonewolves wrote: zaphod79 wrote: I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down? I think Craster knew an "over the topper". Gonna need more |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 23:59 ] |
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Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 0:04 ] |
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Pundabaya wrote: Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit. For that price? Second hand. |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 0:39 ] |
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If you think YOU have toilet problems .... Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo. |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 0:54 ] |
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A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am. We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
Author: | Cras [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:16 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers. Yup. Nothing can ever make me understand how someone thinks that's normal. Or what they think a fly is for. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:06 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers. Giphy "impressive": https://media3.giphy.com/media/S0dA7RYPaAIrC/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:13 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Willy out over the top of buttoned up and belted trousers. That's insane. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:14 ] |
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Warhead wrote: A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am. We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Disappointed the spoiler wasn't a photo. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:47 ] |
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I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house. Fucker still can't remember my name though. |
Author: | markg [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:53 ] |
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Piss on his flannel then. |
Author: | Kern [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:56 ] |
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Give yourself a doctorate. |
Author: | markg [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:57 ] |
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Yeah, do what Kern said. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:02 ] |
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Kern wrote: Give yourself a doctorate. Instructions unclear. Have shit in upstairs cistern |
Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:25 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house. Fucker still can't remember my name though. Shit in his urinal. |
Author: | devilman [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:28 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house. Fucker still can't remember my name though. If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps. |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:33 ] |
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If this was the plot of IT there would be blood all over his sink. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:41 ] |
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devilman wrote: DavPaz wrote: I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house. Fucker still can't remember my name though. If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps. No daughter! I'm safe! |
Author: | Curiosity [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 13:26 ] |
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devilman wrote: DavPaz wrote: I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house. Fucker still can't remember my name though. If this were the plot of I.T., at this point you'd now start aggressively stalking his daughter. Um, hope that helps. If this were the plot of The IT Crowd, at this point you'd now start accidentally breaking things and aggressively trying to cover it up. Um, hope that helps. |
Author: | Squirt [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 13:47 ] |
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If this were the plot of Moana, you'd now go on an adventure with The Rock and a idiot chicken to return a sacred stone to the Mother Goddess. I am doing this right? |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 13:57 ] |
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You didn't even do the question right. |
Author: | Squirt [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 14:00 ] |
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Dammit. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 15:24 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: I'm at the Vice Chancellor's house to fix his PC and he's just left. Leaving me alone in the house. Fucker still can't remember my name though. Put loads of naked photos of yourself on his PC and tell his wife. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 16:35 ] |
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He's asked me to go back at 4:50 Giphy "oh shit": https://media1.giphy.com/media/l378A1ySad2YYYQQU/giphy-loop.mp4 |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 16:46 ] |
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You left this thread open on his PC? |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 16:46 ] |
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Hi VC! |
Author: | devilman [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 17:28 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: He's asked me to go back at 4:50 Tell him you don't work nights. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 17:42 ] |
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Fired |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 17:47 ] |
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...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow. |
Author: | Mimi [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 17:48 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: ...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow. You idiot. I caught this thread between those two posts and fektgenuinely shocked and upset. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 18:09 ] |
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Mimi wrote: DavPaz wrote: ...off an email telling him I'd come back tomorrow. You idiot. I caught this thread between those two posts and fektgenuinely shocked and upset. Sorry. But also.. that was my intention Not you personally, of course |
Author: | Mimi [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 18:27 ] |
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That's ok. I was just posting to say how awfully sorry I was when the notification to say another post had been made stopped it being posted, so it was only 30 or so seconds, but still! |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 20:40 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Warhead wrote: A few years ago, when I was office based and working near the facilities management team, we a phenomenon in the 6th floor men's loo known as 'Tito.' Every day, in the first stall, there was always a large floater laid by someone at around 10am. We spent some time observing who went in to try to determine who was the perpetrator and came to the conclusion that it was our Regional Director. Heaven only knows what his diet was like to produce such a log on a daily basis; the damn thing wouldn't break up without three or four additional flushes. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Disappointed the spoiler wasn't a photo. We didn't even have digital cameras at the time, or mobile phones, but it tended to be a bit like this ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Oddly enough, I found a semi-submerged really fat floater in one of the toilets in a store I was working in today. It DID flush, but very slowly, like the Nautilus embarking on a voyage into an underwater cavern. It looked like a big chunk of haematite. |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 20:45 ] |
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That's not a urinal. Edit: wrong thread. |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Sep 06, 2017 20:49 ] |
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Nonsense, there's lots of shit in this thread. |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:47 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg was right. Gang feud behind shootings and arson |
Author: | MaliA [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:59 ] |
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Speaking to an art teacher at homebrew club last night and she told me how to make a jelly mould OF MY FACE. How amazing is that? Not as amazing as MaliCake from cottage, but it adds a dimension. |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:01 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Speaking to an art teacher at homebrew club last night and she told me how to make a jelly mould OF MY FACE. How amazing is that? Not as amazing as MaliCake from cottage, but it adds a dimension. Goes well with these moulds. |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:05 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Dr Zoidberg was right. Gang feud behind shootings and arson It's when they start dancing that you've got to really begin worrying. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:40 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Speaking to an art teacher at homebrew club last night and she told me how to make a jelly mould OF MY FACE. How amazing is that? Not as amazing as MaliCake from cottage, but it adds a dimension. Would be nice for my Simuloid. |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:51 ] |
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The most fun article about Ryanair's baggage policy you'll read today: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... y-boarding |
Author: | Cras [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:03 ] |
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We had priority boarding coming back from Cyprus on Ryanair. What that actually meant was that you got to be first to leave the air-conditioned departure lounge and move to a small outdoor holding pen with no air-conditioning, before the plane had even landed. |
Author: | Grim... [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 13:06 ] |
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Fuck Ryanair. Their chairs were piss-tiny, too. |
Author: | Kern [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 13:10 ] |
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They don't recline. This is a Good Thing. |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Sep 07, 2017 13:54 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Dr Zoidberg was right. Gang feud behind shootings and arson My finely trained police instincts at work there. |
Author: | flis [ Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:23 ] |
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I'm terribly unprepared for the end of civilisation, I don't know about farming or combustion engines, or any other useful stuff. I could definitely build a pretty good shelter or maintain some ruins as my future home but purifying water or generating electricity - no idea. I wonder if there's any part time courses I could go on. I might Google it all and keep some hard copies. I'll be mayor of the town in the new world with all my knowledge. |
Author: | Kern [ Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:26 ] |
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I bought this t-shirt for that exact purpose. |
Author: | MaliA [ Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:31 ] |
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Kern wrote: I bought this t-shirt for that exact purpose. Needs to be printed so can read in mirror |
Author: | Kern [ Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:33 ] |
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flis wrote: I wonder if there's any part time courses I could go on. I'd be very wary of any 'survivalist' or 'prepper' courses taking place in isolated parts of the mid-western US. |
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