When you try and print The Wasp Factory, and it churns out Consider Phlebas.

As a bit of fun I've calculated how many miles I've driven in company vehicles since joining my current employer in Jan 2013 and it comes to 83256 miles, which is equivalent to 3.34348 times around the Earth.

What's that in blue whales? Or double decker busses parked end to end?

What's the matter with you? Aren't you interested in the equivalent in Olympic Swimming Pools?

Of course I am but more so in empire state building heights.

Had this stuck as an ear worm all week...... help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0R ... rt_radio=1

WALK THE MOON - Shut Up and Dance

Had this stuck as an ear worm all week...... help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0R ... rt_radio=1

WALK THE MOON - Shut Up and Dance

So I had an 'interesting' moment at the weekend. I was down in London for a stag/hen do and staying at a Travelodge in Canary Wharf. I get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and, just as I'm sleepy-drunk realising that the door I've walked through was the door to the room and not that of the toilet, I hear the sickening clunk of it locking shut behind me. The trek down to reception to get a new room key was made much more interesting by the fact that I was totally naked. Fuck sake.

So I had an 'interesting' moment at the weekend. I was down in London for a stag/hen do and staying at a Travelodge in Canary Wharf. I get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and, just as I'm sleepy-drunk realising that the door I've walked through was the door to the room and not that of the toilet, I hear the sickening clunk of it locking shut behind me. The trek down to reception to get a new room key was made much more interesting by the fact that I was totally naked. Fuck sake.

And you went to The Tree!

I never sleep fully naked in a strange place. Too risky. At least you're buff now!

So I had an 'interesting' moment at the weekend. I was down in London for a stag/hen do and staying at a Travelodge in Canary Wharf. I get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and, just as I'm sleepy-drunk realising that the door I've walked through was the door to the room and not that of the toilet, I hear the sickening clunk of it locking shut behind me. The trek down to reception to get a new room key was made much more interesting by the fact that I was totally naked. Fuck sake.

So I had an 'interesting' moment at the weekend. I was down in London for a stag/hen do and staying at a Travelodge in Canary Wharf. I get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and, just as I'm sleepy-drunk realising that the door I've walked through was the door to the room and not that of the toilet, I hear the sickening clunk of it locking shut behind me. The trek down to reception to get a new room key was made much more interesting by the fact that I was totally naked. Fuck sake.

Question: Denim shorts so short that some arse cheek flaps out: Acceptable Uni Attire?

Question: Denim shorts so short that some arse cheek flaps out: Acceptable Uni Attire?

You do you dude, we won't judge.

Not for you, no. I don't care how much running you're doing.

Can you see your low hanging fruits?

So I had an 'interesting' moment at the weekend. I was down in London for a stag/hen do and staying at a Travelodge in Canary Wharf. I get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and, just as I'm sleepy-drunk realising that the door I've walked through was the door to the room and not that of the toilet, I hear the sickening clunk of it locking shut behind me. The trek down to reception to get a new room key was made much more interesting by the fact that I was totally naked. Fuck sake.

I imagine hotel staff are pretty used to this sort of thing. Other guests, maybe not.

Question: Denim shorts so short that some arse cheek flaps out: Acceptable Uni Attire?

Yeah, the lesson learned here is to always pack sleepwear of some kind. I've done exactly this before years ago but was wearing pyjamas so it was nothing more than a minor inconvenience.

Also important in case the fire alarm goes off.

Not for you, no. I don't care how much running you're doing.

not for you. no.

So I had an 'interesting' moment at the weekend. I was down in London for a stag/hen do and staying at a Travelodge in Canary Wharf. I get up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and, just as I'm sleepy-drunk realising that the door I've walked through was the door to the room and not that of the toilet, I hear the sickening clunk of it locking shut behind me. The trek down to reception to get a new room key was made much more interesting by the fact that I was totally naked. Fuck sake.

What they are doing, however, is showing English dubs of Studio Ghibli films every Saturday. So, you know, in. Craster can come and go to sleep again.

Irritatingly, one of the only dates I can do is for Grave of the Fireflies.

Fuck.

That.

TIL that Kov has me on ignore.

Sorry, I hit reply, before seeing that some one else had said fuck no...

Ha! Don't mention it. I thought as much. Happens to the best of us.

Happy anniversary, Gaz and Jem!