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Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 13, 2018 0:07 ]
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Not sure if you’re actually asking a question seriously, but if you are, I grew up on a smallholding with lots o’ hens and ducks.
Soft shells are usually just part of the laying cycle for either a very young hen just getting used to laying eggs, or very old hen at the end of egg production, but it can also be due to a move and new environment, or stress from a predator in the area over a period of time.

If none of those apply it could be diet related, and you can get calcium additives to put into the feed. Often, though, especially if young or recently moved, they’ll gradually rectify to a standard eggs, though you’ll likely get a few long or oddly shaped ones whilst the shell starts to form properly.

Author:  BikNorton [ Sun May 13, 2018 14:41 ]
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Thanks Mimi. It wasn't particularly serious as they're all young and we've bought a different mash which they don't seem to like so they might not have been eating enough (we're adding more than half the original mash again along with some pellets and they're demolishing the combination).

Today has seen 3 normal eggs again, which is good because ew.

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 13, 2018 15:54 ]
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Yeah, they’re a bit odd to handle, aren’t they? We had a funny (probably local) name for them when I was young, but I can’t renenber what it was!

Author:  Mimi [ Sun May 13, 2018 16:18 ]
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Zardoz.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon May 14, 2018 9:21 ]
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I don't really know what emoji to use for that.

Author:  Jem [ Mon May 14, 2018 11:28 ]
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I had never heard of a soft shell egg. They look a bit weird (thanks google images) :S

Author:  myp [ Mon May 14, 2018 12:31 ]
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Aren't they a delicacy like softshell crab?

Author:  BikNorton [ Mon May 14, 2018 12:42 ]
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Fewer legs and pincers.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed May 16, 2018 7:59 ]
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I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:22 ]
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Mimi wrote:
I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.

Time to pre-emptively mute a few keywords on Twitter I guess as well.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:26 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.

Time to pre-emptively mute a few keywords on Twitter I guess as well.

Do you really follow anyone who’s likely to be tweeting about it, though?

Author:  Mr Russell [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:30 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.

Time to pre-emptively mute a few keywords on Twitter I guess as well.

Do you really follow anyone who’s likely to be tweeting about it, though?

I can never predict these things :)

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:37 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.

Time to pre-emptively mute a few keywords on Twitter I guess as well.

Do you really follow anyone who’s likely to be tweeting about it, though?

I can never predict these things :)


HOLLA!

Author:  Mimi [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:42 ]
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You’re already muted, Mali.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:52 ]
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It's sad that the fucking press attention has stopped an apparently shy and reclusive man from going to his daughter's wedding though. Fucking vultures.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 16, 2018 8:57 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
It's sad that the fucking press attention has stopped an apparently shy and reclusive man from going to his daughter's wedding though. Fucking vultures.


The photos he apparently paid for to be taken of him?

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed May 16, 2018 9:05 ]
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The whole thing. From start to finish, the whole industry is like a swarm of locusts that descend on anything or anybody until they're picked clean. Must be even worse when it's not because of something that you've done, but someone related to you.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed May 16, 2018 9:43 ]
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Yeah. I think it's fair enough that Megan gets press attention - she would have know it was part of the deal and she'll be used to it anyway, what with being a famous and everything.

But her dad isn't doing anything by choice, poor fucker.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 16, 2018 9:46 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Yeah. I think it's fair enough that Megan gets press attention - she would have know it was part of the deal and she'll be used to it anyway, what with being a famous and everything.

But her dad isn't doing anything by choice, poor fucker.


Apart from agreeing to stage the photos that were sold.

Author:  JBR [ Wed May 16, 2018 9:57 ]
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It's pretty easy to think that comes at the end of a pile of pressure, though, and that they had to offer to pay in order to get anything from him. And he then, foolishly, thought that would be it.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed May 16, 2018 10:28 ]
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I thought he paid someone to take some pictures, not that he was paid.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed May 16, 2018 10:49 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
The whole thing. From start to finish, the whole industry is like a swarm of locusts that descend on anything or anybody until they're picked clean. Must be even worse when it's not because of something that you've done, but someone related to you.

It's like when Woman's Weekly kept hounding me for a scoop on Compo's weekend drug binges.

Still, £15 is £15. I have no regrets.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 16, 2018 16:25 ]
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Today, I have been learning about gaff rigged boats.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed May 16, 2018 16:56 ]
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http://www.pbo.co.uk/seamanship/travels ... ence-52786

This sounds like fun

Author:  Grim... [ Wed May 16, 2018 17:06 ]
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Today I have been debugging printer drivers.

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN (Bang - Ed)

Author:  Cras [ Wed May 16, 2018 17:11 ]
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Jesus fuck, don't do that.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed May 16, 2018 17:32 ]
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Fucking Xerox have literal errors in their drivers, the dumb fucks. Windows apparently ignores them but Linux spits the dummy out so hard it goes through the wall and kills a passing schoolchild.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:00 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.

Time to pre-emptively mute a few keywords on Twitter I guess as well.


Are you plotting a regime overthrow?

Author:  Warhead [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:03 ]
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JBR wrote:
It's pretty easy to think that comes at the end of a pile of pressure, though, and that they had to offer to pay in order to get anything from him. And he then, foolishly, thought that would be it.


I can’t believe that Special Branch haven’t briefed the whole Merkel family, as far second cousins, twice removed, about not having anything to do with the press in any shape or form, for the rest of their lives.

Author:  Cras [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:07 ]
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Markle, unless geopolitics has got weird

Author:  Warhead [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:10 ]
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Mimi wrote:
I didn’t think I could possibly care less than I do about the Harry royal wedding, but it turns out that there is a whole level of caring less, and that is what I feel about the pages of news stories on the BBC news website as to whether his fiancées dad is going to the wedding.

Just bizarre.


TV coverage starts at 9 fucking 15 on Saturday. Prepare for desperate reporters talking to moronic members of the public who’ve been lining the streets since the middle of April, in an effort to avoid having any dead air throughout the whole day.

I hope the happy couple have a lovely day, but i really don’t want to know anything about it.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:12 ]
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Cras wrote:
Markle, unless geopolitics has got weird



\/\/hatever. This illustrates how much of a shit i care about the whole thing.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:13 ]
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Although i hope that Special Branch know the difference.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed May 16, 2018 18:30 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Fucking Xerox have literal errors in their drivers, the dumb fucks.


When you try and print The Wasp Factory, and it churns out Consider Phlebas.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed May 16, 2018 20:21 ]
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I actually only found out that Harry's wedding was this weekend on Sunday.

Also, only found out today that Will's recent spawn was number three! Had no idea of the existence of the middle one. Charlotte, apparently.

Author:  myp [ Wed May 16, 2018 20:55 ]
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Cras wrote:
Jesus fuck, don't do that.

Printers are the devil's work. Easily the most annoying things to fix in the whole of desktop support.

Author:  BikNorton [ Wed May 16, 2018 21:42 ]
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We're now almost completely certain that Daub is laying twice a day, which would be the source of soft shells and random eggs appearing in the run (in addition the 3 eggs in the best boxes).

Author:  Jem [ Thu May 17, 2018 14:53 ]
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How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?

Author:  MaliA [ Thu May 17, 2018 14:57 ]
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Jem wrote:
How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?


"With new iterations of (whatever) and the associated security issues around it, there's a couple of things we need to take a look at here, here, and here to tie up any loose ends".

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu May 17, 2018 14:58 ]
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Jem wrote:
How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?


"It's self-evident that your website experienced a very challenging birth which I can only imagine is attributable to a client full of terrible ideas and an entirely misplaced belief in their own expertise, and wouldn't know UX if it crawled up their backside and shat tooltips out of their mouth. I'm not surprised the previous developer did one. That'll be 20 grand please."

Author:  MaliA [ Thu May 17, 2018 14:59 ]
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Jem wrote:
How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?


"WOW! James has REALLY come on since this, hasn't he?"

Author:  Grim... [ Thu May 17, 2018 15:05 ]
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Jem wrote:
How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?

"Christ, this is a shitstorm!"

Or, more sensibly, blame it on something like "current fashions".

Can we see it?

Author:  krazywookie [ Thu May 17, 2018 15:15 ]
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"James is a nice guy and he's put a lot of work my way but by Christ, he's shit at websites isn't he?"

Author:  Jem [ Thu May 17, 2018 15:17 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Jem wrote:
How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?

"Christ, this is a shitstorm!"

Or, more sensibly, blame it on something like "current fashions".

Can we see it?

You wouldn't see much - visually it looks fine. The code is just a mess. It's the same one that inspired this tweet:

https://twitter.com/jemjabella/status/9 ... 3069506560



Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 17, 2018 15:17 ]
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Jem wrote:
How do I tell a new client that their website is a massive shitstorm, without badmouthing the previous developer (who is a nice guy and has put lots of work my way)?

Mercilessly.

Author:  TheVision [ Thu May 17, 2018 15:20 ]
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Tell him it's good enough.

Author:  Trooper [ Thu May 17, 2018 16:27 ]
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"It's a good base to start from, but we can certainly build on it and come up with something that is more in tune with the company you are now."

Author:  Squirt [ Thu May 17, 2018 16:30 ]
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"We're going to have to redo the whole thing because of GDPR"

Author:  Trooper [ Thu May 17, 2018 16:33 ]
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"The massive security holes in the IoT is putting websites at risk of being breached, we have to start again to protect ourselves from the fridges"

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu May 17, 2018 16:35 ]
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You thick bastards, do you realise what you've let yourselves in for?!

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