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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 15:40 
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No customer details as far as I can tell. Order numbers but no names or adddresses.

I phoned up. I never phone up because I always cave in and I’m useless on the phone. I avoid the phone at all costs, so I must have been annoyed.

Poor Haniff Z. did not seem to know what to make of Upset Mum. I said it was totally inappropriate, sent as a gift, opened to find those notes in a child’s gift, etc. He didn’t seem to quite grasp the problem. There was a slight difficulty in communication as his English wasn’t complete or phrased smoothly, and I think he was having trouble understanding the issue. He was very understanding of the fact I was unhappy and offered to refund me the book and asked if that solved it. I said no, not really, because that wasn’t really the issue, and I’m not quite sure how it happened but he then said he’d refund the other order that arrived earlier in the day, which wasn’t related to any of this at all. I’m not quite sure what he thought the problem was at this point, but unfortunately I think that the break in language was a bit of a barrier. He was nice enough, and I didn’t think I’d get any further to an understanding, so I just said fine. It’s not a small amount, with the other order just shy of £40, but it’s not really a monetary problem. But anyway, a bit cheerier and we have loads of Hey Duggee stickers to ruin the house with. Actually, we like sticking them on our faces and feet, mostly. No idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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That's a good result I reckon and doubly good because we now know that Amazon sell Fleshlights.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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And I'm sure Russ will like the boxer shorts.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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That's a good result I reckon and doubly good because we now know that Amazon sell Fleshlights.

Look at TheVision trying to pretend he didn't know that already, everyone!

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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XL. They’d be like the shorts boxers wear.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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That's a good result I reckon and doubly good because we now know that Amazon sell Fleshlights.


:DD

Imagine the web adverts you'll see for about a week if you go and check this. Annoying enough when I looked at new boots.

Good work Mimi - enjoy your sticky stickers.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Oh! Boxer... shorts...

Haha, is that why they are called boxer shorts? Anyway, I meant the huge ones that start at the armpits.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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The clue is in the name.


They close the gap, right?


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Imagine the web adverts you'll see for about a week if you go and check this. Annoying enough when I looked at new boots.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/yourstore/iyr

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Kern wrote:
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That's a good result I reckon and doubly good because we now know that Amazon sell Fleshlights.


:DD

Imagine the web adverts you'll see for about a week if you go and check this. Annoying enough when I looked at new boots.

Good work Mimi - enjoy your sticky stickers.


Sticky sticky stick stick(ers).

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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So that's why Russ always asks me to call him Herr Codd when we FaceTime.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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It's doubly odd that they're in German.


My guess would have been Polish, but then I was never any good at German.

Now it's triply odd as one of them is in Polish!


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Mr Sheen?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Sorry, I'm not following what's happened properly -
Were the actual items delivered, or just a load of packing slips in the box with the book...?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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The latter.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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My mother has never seen the Maid Marion Pancake Day song and doesn’t know who Derrrn Brown is?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Is he like Derren Brown?

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Does Derren get shortened to Dez rather than Daz?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Yes, but more arsey.

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Rs-y. More full of Rs. Because of the extra R. I hope you got that.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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My mother has never seen the Maid Marion Pancake Day song and doesn’t know who Derrrn Brown is?

I do know the maid Marion pancake day song, and was repeatedly forced to get mostly naked by Derren Brown's Father.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Mr Dave wrote:
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My mother has never seen the Maid Marion Pancake Day song and doesn’t know who Derrrn Brown is?

I do know the maid Marion pancake day song, and was repeatedly forced to get mostly naked by Derren Brown's Father.

Er, whut?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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My mother has never seen the Maid Marion Pancake Day song and doesn’t know who Derrrn Brown is?

I do know the maid Marion pancake day song, and was repeatedly forced to get mostly naked by Derren Brown's Father.

Er, whut?


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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Sorry, I’m obviously not on the same page. Do you mean, Mr Dave, that Derren Brown’s Father, who was your old gym teacher, used to make you strip down nearly naked for some reason. Assuming you don’t mean to swimming trunks for a swimming lesson or similar, and rather in a way that was not necessary nor right, have you reported this to someone?

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Sorry, I’m obviously not on the same page. Do you mean, Mr Dave, that Derren Brown’s Father, who was your old gym teacher, used to make you strip down nearly naked for some reason. Assuming you don’t mean to swimming trunks for a swimming lesson or similar, and rather in a way that was not necessary nor right, have you reported this to someone?

He was my swimming teacher. Requiring the use of speedos.

I have no complaints about him, he was a friendly, laid back man.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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‘Repeatedly forced to get mostly-naked’ perhaps gives a more sinister sound to that. I’m relieved to hear that, because I was worried you’d been hurt or abused.

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Mimi wrote:
Sorry, I’m obviously not on the same page. Do you mean, Mr Dave, that Derren Brown’s Father, who was your old gym teacher, used to make you strip down nearly naked for some reason. Assuming you don’t mean to swimming trunks for a swimming lesson or similar, and rather in a way that was not necessary nor right, have you reported this to someone?

He was my swimming teacher. Requiring the use of speedos.

I have no complaints about him, he was a friendly, laid back man.


Now I understand why you only wear pants outside.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 49
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‘Repeatedly forced to get mostly-naked’ perhaps gives a more sinister sound to that. I’m relieved to hear that, because I was worried you’d been hurt or abused.

I've known Dave long enough to know that he likes to make comments along those lines out of context for a reaction. He's a very naughty boy.

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I've just uploaded my first Gif to Giphy... I wonder how much it'll get used?

**edit** I've just seen the post above this one, by all means.... I'm not implying that Mr Dave is a cunt. This gif was made in relation to a friend of one of my friends who is indeed, a complete cunt. Not Mr Dave.


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