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Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 13:50 ]
Post subject:  Bits and Bobs 49
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Author:  GazChap [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:25 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:27 ]
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You're a criminal, that's what you are
Author:  Pundabaya [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:35 ]
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Yes, you weirdo.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:35 ]
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I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option
Author:  Findus Fop [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:36 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


You have my axe.

And my number.
Author:  Kern [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:37 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


So long as you keep your eyes front.
Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:38 ]
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I suppose it helps being hugely tall
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:48 ]
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Gaz, do you go next to people even if there's space further away?
Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:48 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.
Author:  markg [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:50 ]
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Stand at 2 and piss into 4? It's one way to add a bit of fun to it.
Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 14:51 ]
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markg wrote:
Stand at 2 and piss into 4? It's one way to add a bit of fun to it.


Artistic yes
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:04 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
KovacsC wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.


Fucking hell, man. If there are 5, you use 1 or 5. If 1 and 5 are taken you use 3. Were you raised in a barn?!
Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:06 ]
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I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee. My rugby club has a metal trough, so you just squeeze in, and chat.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:19 ]
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markg wrote:
Stand at 2 and piss into 4? It's one way to add a bit of fun to it.

Don't cross the streams!
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:20 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee. My rugby club has a metal trough, so you just squeeze in, and chat.

Says it all.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
KovacsC wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.



If there are five wouldn't you go 5, 1, 3, assuming 5 is furtfest from the door? Obviously women don't have anything similar, but I'd think 5 means even at worst you'd only have one person next to you and not have people walking around you. 1 is firtfest away from that and then 3 if someone else is desperate but that still leaves space.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:21 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee.

Neck rub.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:21 ]
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Haha, how the heck did furthest Coke out looking like that?
Author:  Kern [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:21 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
I like to make folks feel uncomfortable when they pee.

Neck rub.


Conversation. *shudders*
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Mimi wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.



If there are five wouldn't you go 5, 1, 3, assuming 5 is furtfest from the door? Obviously women don't have anything similar, but I'd think 5 means even at worst you'd only have one person next to you and not have people walking around you. 1 is firtfest away from that and then 3 if someone else is desperate but that still leaves space.

Yeah.

OR whichever urinal with the best poster in front of it.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Mimi wrote:
Haha, how the heck did furthest Coke out looking like that?

Really not sure which words auto corrected here.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:31 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Haha, how the heck did furthest Coke out looking like that?

Really not sure which words auto corrected here.

Aw, we are having a bad day. I'd blame my phone but I think it's sheer exhaustion. I was trying to say I wonder how the word 'furthest' came out autocorrected like that.
Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Mimi wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Am I the only person that doesn't care a jot about using urinals that are immediately adjacent to urinals already being used?


No.. if there are 5, I use 2 and 4.



If there are five wouldn't you go 5, 1, 3, assuming 5 is furtfest from the door? Obviously women don't have anything similar, but I'd think 5 means even at worst you'd only have one person next to you and not have people walking around you. 1 is firtfest away from that and then 3 if someone else is desperate but that still leaves space.


yes that is the social norm. Unless you like being a pain, then 2 or 4
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:44 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Oh, I see! You are a willy peeper!
Author:  TheVision [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:45 ]
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Wouldn't urinal 1 be the cleanest though? So that could be a factor too.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:47 ]
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Only if I'm eating out of it.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 15:48 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Urinals are generally all the same level of cleanliness though aren't they? It's shit houses that need previewing.
Author:  GazChap [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:00 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Gaz, do you go next to people even if there's space further away?

Yes. I generally go for the closest available urinal.

The only exception is if the closest urinal has people stood either side of it that are... let's say "chunky", thus cutting in to the amount of breathing room I have at my pisspot.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:04 ]
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*updates case file*
Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:21 ]
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what is wrong with chunky??? hmm hmm
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:22 ]
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Nothing, unless you're at trap 2 or 4
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:25 ]
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Although if you want cosy, you should see me and Grim... in adjacent seats on Ryanair.
Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:27 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Wouldn't urinal 1 be the cleanest though? So that could be a factor too.


2 and 4 will be the cleanest, having never been used.
Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:41 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
what is wrong with chunky??? hmm hmm


Depends if she's got a pretty face and a northern accent.
Author:  MaliA [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:42 ]
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Satsuma wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
what is wrong with chunky??? hmm hmm


Depends if she's got a pretty face and a northern accent.

Yes but ironic creepiness is still creepiness. Think about the effect rather than the intent
Author:  devilman [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:45 ]
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Friend of mine lives in Eugene, Oregon, where they're suffering somewhat with all the forest fires. She sent me this screenshot -
Attachment:
82c1132c-b04f-4360-bc76-a9f9bb63f281.jpg

They might need a new scale.
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:49 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?
Author:  MaliA [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:50 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


ironic creepiness is still creepiness. Think about the effect rather than the intent
Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:53 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


Nope - just have always disliked using a urinal - if there is nothing else and i'm desperate then i will.
Author:  TheVision [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 16:58 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:01 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
TheVision wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

:DD
Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Lonewolves wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

:DD


If your at home , will you strip to use the toilet ?
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:12 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
zaphod79 wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

:DD


If your at home , will you strip to use the toilet ?

For a poo I might consider it. There are no windows in my bathroom and it gets really warm.
Author:  GazChap [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
TheVision wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
zaphod79 wrote:
I will avoid using a urinal at all if there is another option

Is this because you like to pull your trousers and pants all the way down?


I remember you describing this as "treating yourself" or something once... It still makes me laugh now!

Image
Author:  Pundabaya [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 17:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 49
Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit.
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 18:12 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Recommend-me-do: decent acoustic guitar, £200ish is my limit.

Yamaha all the way, baby.

Something like this will be perfect: Yamaha F370 Full Size Acoustic Guitar - Black https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001VG2M5I/ ... RzbRTEXR15
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 18:14 ]
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If you're super bored you could watch this 44 min video of my softball team's trip to Edinburgh.
Author:  BikNorton [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 21:52 ]
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Best thread :DD
Author:  Kern [ Tue Sep 05, 2017 22:18 ]
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Had my first climbing session today. The other people were great fun, and I didn't have any problems with the knots as I feared. Still need to work on the belaying though, but another three sessions to get that right. I only had a slight wobble at the top once, which is good and also a reminder of why I signed up for this course.

Instinctively, I initially held the rope as if it were attached to a bell! Seems old habits die hard, despite not having been campanologing for over six years now.
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