Bits and Bobs 49

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 12:38

Spoke to the BT Openreach engineer outside who was blocking my driveway. Seemed to think they were ok.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I don't think OpenReach are caching the image.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 13:47

ISPs totally cache things.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

(shh I was being funny twat)

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Would Openreach qualify as the ISP?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14489

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013 ... xas-murder

Interesting read

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:13

Cras wrote:

(shh I was being funny twat)

Ok funny twat.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:13

Bobbyaro wrote:

Would Openreach qualify as the ISP?

Only in the same way the National Grid is your electricity supplier, I guess.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:40

Still smells like bacon around here.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Were you fond of the lamp post?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:43

DavPaz wrote:

Were you fond of the lamp post?

Indifferent at best. I guess it was illuminating though.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:44

DavPaz wrote:

Were you fond of the lamp post?

The local dogs were.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:45

Considering WPD, Openreach, the council lighting services and the police have all been here (and I'm assuming ambulance service too), looks like a lot of stuff was knocked out.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:47

DavPaz wrote:

Were you fond of the lamp post?

He went to watch it's flowers growin'

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:47

It doesn't get much more exciting than this in Sherwood, I'll tell you that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:49

See if they want some tea. It is cold out.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:50

Lonewolves wrote:

Considering WPD, Openreach, the council lighting services and the police have all been here (and I'm assuming ambulance service too), looks like a lot of stuff was knocked out.

WPD?

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:51

Lonewolves wrote:

It doesn't get much more exciting than this in Sherwood, I'll tell you that.

At least they all went to the right road.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:51

Did it drop any good loot?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:52

GazChap wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Considering WPD, Openreach, the council lighting services and the police have all been here (and I'm assuming ambulance service too), looks like a lot of stuff was knocked out.

WPD?

Western Power Distribution. They purchased Central Networks from E.ON and run the distribution network in the East Midlands.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 14:53

MaliA wrote:

See if they want some tea. It is cold out.

Cops can get their own fucking tea

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:05

Police have gone now. Might offer the workmen a drink now. :DD

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:16

The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:46

MaliA wrote:

The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:50

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it

Police report finding a communist plot at Highgate Cemetary

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:51

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it

Police report finding a communist plot at Highgate Cemetary

Something something dead joke

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:52

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

MaliA wrote:

The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

Amazingly this gets less funny the more you tell it

Police report finding a communist plot at Highgate Cemetary

Something something dead joke

Mate I am rattling through the hits, here.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 15:57

Why were Soviet citizens like Adam and Eve?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Because they lived in paradise but didn't have any clothes

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 16:05

Kern wrote:

Why were Soviet citizens like Adam and Eve?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Because they lived in paradise but didn't have any clothes

/

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 16:26

*skim reads*

*returns to work*

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 17:56

zaphod79 wrote:

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/05/true-crime-elegante-hotel-texas-murder

Interesting read

Ace read. Cheers dude.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

MaliA wrote:

The police were not offered a drink because myp is a Marxist and Earl gray is off the table as all proper tea is theft.

I don't get it.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 19:49

Commies don't drink black tea. They prefer Rooibos/redbush because it's red. That's the joke.

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Really? That's a shit joke.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 20:09

Lonewolves wrote:

Commies don't drink black tea. They prefer Rooibos/redbush because it's red. That's the joke.

No it isn't.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 20:26

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Commies don't drink black tea. They prefer Rooibos/redbush because it's red. That's the joke.

No it isn't.

That's the joke.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 20:44

MaliA wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/05/true-crime-elegante-hotel-texas-murder

Interesting read

Ace read. Cheers dude.

Yes, very interesting case. Thanks for that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 21:06

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Commies don't drink black tea. They prefer Rooibos/redbush because it's red. That's the joke.

No it isn't.

That's the joke.

Not the joke I made. That is "all property is theft"

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 21:13

And this is why the left will never unite.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 21:21

MaliA wrote:

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Commies don't drink black tea. They prefer Rooibos/redbush because it's red. That's the joke.

No it isn't.

That's the joke.

Not the joke I made. That is "all property is theft"

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 21:29

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Grim... wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Lonewolves wrote:

Commies don't drink black tea. They prefer Rooibos/redbush because it's red. That's the joke.

No it isn't.

That's the joke.

Not the joke I made. That is "all property is theft"

I needed the discussion as a feed to get to here as the property is theft is a quote from Proudhon that marx liked then did not so attributing it wrong riles the leftists up.

That, and Earl gray is superior to all teas
It served nothing but to be a waste of all your time. So that's a win.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 22:05

Incredible

myp · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 22:23

It's…like he didn't know we were all winding him up.

I almost don't believe it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Earl grey is terrible.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 4300

Cras wrote:

Earl grey is terrible.

Marxist! You don't like aromatic blends!

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 22:46

It's stinky tea. The worst kind.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14359

Ever wondered if DMX is in jail?

http://isdmxinjail.com

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2018 23:39

So we all know that Ant off Ant and Dec has been a very silly boy, and won't be on TV this weekend.

In their infinite wisdom, ITV have replaced Saturday Takeaway with...

Fast and Furious 5.

Be Excellent To Each Other

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